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 iStoner
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 how are you guys? 
#475316 - 09/10/10 08:29 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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im feeling good, i have a date with a girl tommorow. we might even fuck. and tonight i finally got my 2 gauges in my ears. also had a couple beers tonight with my friend.
probably picking up a gram sunday.
what are you guys up too?
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Dr. Siekadellyk
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Re: how are you guys? [Re: iStoner]
#475318 - 09/10/10 08:33 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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Om chillin.
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FurrowedBrow
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oh no, how far are you taking the gauges? im doing good. just being a stoner waiting for the dishwasher to do my dishes so i can eat some food. im getting really hungry. dshsb for us!
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iStoner
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im going to 1/2 an inch then im all good. Damn i hate when all my forks are washing but i just made food, and have to eat with my hands or use a spoon or something since they are all washing.
And we might actually have anal, so ill let you guys know how that turns out 
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T-Rex
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Re: how are you guys? [Re: iStoner]
#475347 - 09/10/10 09:07 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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Its an awesome Spring Saturday here, the sun is out and the weather is fine, I'm gonna do some more DIY shit around the house and maybe some more work on my grow box.
Just made some french toast, having a coffee and some bongs. And its my friends birthday tonight so I'm going to his with a bunch of friends so get super duper high
Its gonna be a sweeet day
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 CosmicFool
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Re: how are you guys? [Re: T-Rex]
#475361 - 09/10/10 09:58 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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remember 
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Tina
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Re: how are you guys? [Re: CosmicFool]
#475369 - 09/10/10 11:32 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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how do you know you might bang?
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m3kgt
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Re: how are you guys? [Re: Tina]
#475370 - 09/10/10 11:36 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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Every time I even talk to a girl I know we might bang. It always in my agenda. 
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Tina
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Re: how are you guys? [Re: m3kgt]
#475372 - 09/10/10 11:38 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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m3kgt
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Re: how are you guys? [Re: Tina]
#475373 - 09/10/10 11:48 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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Soo whatya doin tonight miss sweet thang? 
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Tina
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Re: how are you guys? [Re: m3kgt]
#475375 - 09/10/10 11:50 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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idk- you thinkin about bangin or what??
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T-Rex
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Re: how are you guys? [Re: Tina]
#475376 - 09/10/10 11:53 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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I need to get Australian woman here STAT
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m3kgt
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Re: how are you guys? [Re: Tina]
#475378 - 09/10/10 11:54 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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haha Im always thinkin about bangin. Im stayin in tonight since I partyd too hard last night.
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Tina
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Re: how are you guys? [Re: m3kgt]
#475379 - 09/10/10 11:57 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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im at my sisters- chillin too.
we are going to tailgate tomorrow
15th and trinity.
what do you have planned??
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m3kgt
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Re: how are you guys? [Re: Tina]
#475382 - 09/11/10 12:06 AM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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No plans yet. Im pretty sure Ill be bangin all night though. 
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Tina
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Re: how are you guys? [Re: m3kgt]
#475436 - 09/11/10 08:34 AM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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done bangin yet, you little machine??
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iStoner
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Re: how are you guys? [Re: CosmicFool]
#475454 - 09/11/10 09:19 AM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
CosmicFool said:
remember
i cant promise you im going to whip out a camera and take pictures while im fucking here, i think that would scare her away 
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Shaggy420
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Re: how are you guys? [Re: iStoner]
#475483 - 09/11/10 10:48 AM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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wear a camera hat
like this one
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iStoner
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Re: how are you guys? [Re: Shaggy420]
#475989 - 09/12/10 01:02 AM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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so we went out to eat at this steak place, then went to go get some coffee.
took her home and we started to get it on
i ate her out and stuck my finger in her ass. such a fine ass and pussy she had.
i fucked the shit out of her, made her tear up and have a great orgasm 
i feel good today
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FarBeyondDriven
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Re: how are you guys? [Re: iStoner]
#476008 - 09/12/10 01:55 AM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
iStoner said:
so we went out to eat at this steak place, then went to go get some coffee.
took her home and we started to get it on
i ate her out and stuck my finger in her ass. such a fine ass and pussy she had.
i fucked the shit out of her, made her tear up and have a great orgasm
i feel good today
she faked it
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iStoner
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nah, you can tell when a girl fakes it dude.
no way you could fake that 
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FarBeyondDriven
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Re: how are you guys? [Re: iStoner]
#476012 - 09/12/10 02:07 AM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
iStoner said:
nah, you can tell when a girl fakes it dude.
no way you could fake that
How do you know when a girl fakes it?
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iStoner
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Quote:
FarBeyondDriven said:
Quote:
iStoner said:
nah, you can tell when a girl fakes it dude.
no way you could fake that
How do you know when a girl fakes it?
some girls are just different from real to fake
ive heard her fake it before
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FarBeyondDriven
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Re: how are you guys? [Re: iStoner]
#476017 - 09/12/10 02:12 AM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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Damn, thanks for the heads up on how girls fake it. I'll listen out for it. Good to have someone around here who has that knowledge for those who don't know. Man, this site is great.
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iStoner
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Quote:
FarBeyondDriven said:
Damn, thanks for the heads up on how girls fake it. I'll listen out for it. Good to have someone around here who has that knowledge for those who don't know. Man, this site is great.
are you being sarcastic?
but for real, her moans sound different, her body movements, and facial expressions are all very different when faking then when shes being real.
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FarBeyondDriven
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Re: how are you guys? [Re: iStoner]
#476024 - 09/12/10 02:24 AM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
iStoner said:
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FarBeyondDriven said:
Damn, thanks for the heads up on how girls fake it. I'll listen out for it. Good to have someone around here who has that knowledge for those who don't know. Man, this site is great.
are you being sarcastic?
but for real, her moans sound different, her body movements, and facial expressions are all very different when faking then when shes being real.
thanks for the details. you seem to know about it. i'll lisetn out for it. 
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Tina
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i could bet money that she fakes most of the ones that you think are her real ones.
but- glad you had a good night!
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Hendershot
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Re: how are you guys? [Re: Tina]
#476102 - 09/12/10 11:27 AM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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I can ALWAYS TELL.. ( I married a squirter)
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81renaissance
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Re: how are you guys? [Re: Hendershot]
#476105 - 09/12/10 11:34 AM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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Hendershot said:
I can ALWAYS TELL.. ( I married a squirter)
I  that shit.
I dated one for a bit; she had the most intense orgasms of any girl I've been with too.
Female orgasms ftw.
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BlueBerry_Swisher said:I want French fries. No, I want a penis French. Thank you. I'm so excited. I can not contain myself. Now I eat chocolate. It is so good. I'm trying to rub it all over myself. And then lick. Now I need a hot shower. The end.
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Hendershot
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She's also a firecracker.. +5 to anyone who knows what that is...
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Tina
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Re: how are you guys? [Re: Hendershot]
#476108 - 09/12/10 11:38 AM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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a redhead.
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Inverted
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Re: how are you guys? [Re: Tina]
#476112 - 09/12/10 11:46 AM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
Tina said:
a redhead.
Also, my GF has never had to fake it, and it would take me about 2 seconds to know if she was faking it.
When the pussy is convulsing and squeezing my dick, there's nothing like it. You can't fake that shit, or the trembling/twitching for the next 20 minutes. 
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Hendershot
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Re: how are you guys? [Re: Tina]
#476113 - 09/12/10 11:46 AM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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Sorry Tina, waaaay too obvious.. and ultimately incorrect, I'm afraid.
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Tina
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Re: how are you guys? [Re: Hendershot]
#476114 - 09/12/10 11:49 AM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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jokes man.
-shes sassy as says whats on her mind?
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Hendershot
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Re: how are you guys? [Re: Tina]
#476115 - 09/12/10 11:50 AM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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nope.. it's a sexual thing..
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Tina
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Re: how are you guys? [Re: Hendershot]
#476117 - 09/12/10 11:53 AM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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okay okay.
chill mayne.
lol
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FurrowedBrow
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Re: how are you guys? [Re: Hendershot]
#476118 - 09/12/10 11:53 AM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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lmfao
During sex, the woman is on top, and once the man announces he is going to cum, the woman dismounts and procedes to spank the man's cock against his stomach as the cum shoots up toward his face to create a firecracker effect.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Firecracker%20Spank
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Hendershot
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uummm shit. No, not what I had in mind, but you backed up an alternate definition, so I gotta give to ya.. btw, eeeewwwww!
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Inverted
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I shoot my cum in the girls direction. Fuck shooting your load all over yourself. That's some sick shit.
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Tina
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Re: how are you guys? [Re: Inverted]
#476122 - 09/12/10 11:59 AM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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a sexual term refering to when I guy puts a thumb in the vagina and a finger in the back door and then rubs the two together. The results are sexually sparks flying, hence the name.
bahahahahahahahaha.
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FurrowedBrow
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Re: how are you guys? [Re: Inverted]
#476125 - 09/12/10 12:01 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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Inverted said:
I shoot my cum in the girls direction. Fuck shooting your load all over yourself. That's some sick shit.
agreed. that's why i was laughing.
I searched for a definition that would fit but couldn't find anyhing. So why not just tell us what you've made up here.
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Hendershot
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Shit, I forget where I heard the term now.. but it's a woman who can have an orgasm from licking and sucking her nipples..
"In some women, stimulation of the breast area during sexual intercourse and foreplay, or just the simple act of having their breasts fondled, has created mild to intense orgasms. This is called a "breast orgasm" because it is an otherwise normal orgasm (the pelvic region), but one that is triggered from the stimulation of a woman's breast."
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Inverted
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Re: how are you guys? [Re: Hendershot]
#476140 - 09/12/10 12:21 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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Yep, thats why I always do the fuck n' fondle... 
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Hendershot
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Re: how are you guys? [Re: Inverted]
#476154 - 09/12/10 12:48 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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I definately got a good one. She' s very firm in her morals and convictions(sometimes to a fault), so I know she wouldn't cheat. She's ALWAYS ready, never says no, and she cums at the drop of a hat which makes me feel like a stud!!
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iStoner
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Re: how are you guys? [Re: Inverted]
#476519 - 09/13/10 01:08 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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Inverted said:
Quote:
Tina said:
a redhead.
Also, my GF has never had to fake it, and it would take me about 2 seconds to know if she was faking it.
When the pussy is convulsing and squeezing my dick, there's nothing like it. You can't fake that shit, or the trembling/twitching for the next 20 minutes.
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