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 IrishCoffee
Smokeage
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 Fucking cunt 
#436490 - 06/23/10 11:01 AM (13 years, 9 months ago) |
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MOTHER FUCKER
god damned bitch step mom wants to use my car because her retarded ass won't get her fucking car inspected.
I let her use it this morning because i was sleeping in. I just went and asked her for my keys because i have plans.
Her reply "oh you going somewhere? i was going to use the car again to pick up (her son) in a bit, because the cops sitting at the front of the neighbourhood (we have one entrance to our hood, sometimes a cop sits there). Maybe you could come back when i need to get him and let me use the car, or maybe you could pick him up for me?"
im thinkig, hell no bitch, im going somewhere 30 minuntes away, ill be damned if im gonna do all that driving for your bitch ass.
but seeing as my plans weren't very important, and im such a nice guy, i told i her i would let her use it.
So this mother fucking cunt set me back an hour. shes on her way to get her little shit son right now.
All because her inspection is expired and she wont go fucking take care of it.
Fuck that bitch ass cunt 
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 Triptonic
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You're a nice man.
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IrishCoffee
Smokeage
Registered: 07/15/09
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Loc: TX
Last seen: 13 years, 9 months
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 Re: Fucking cunt [Re: Triptonic]
#436495 - 06/23/10 11:09 AM (13 years, 9 months ago) |
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i hope she get a flat.
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Triptonic
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Quit being so sweet.
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IrishCoffee
Smokeage
Registered: 07/15/09
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Re: Fucking cunt [Re: Triptonic]
#436500 - 06/23/10 11:12 AM (13 years, 9 months ago) |
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i hope she gets in a fatal car accident
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Stoneth
D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F.
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How old are you?
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IrishCoffee
Smokeage
Registered: 07/15/09
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18. and you?
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IrishCoffee
Smokeage
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actually i hope they tow her car.
they are after it because she doesnt make payments, they have came by a few times, and her dumbass didnt close the garage.
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Triptonic
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Quote:
IrishCoffee said:
18. and you?
Stoney is about 74, give or take 30 years.
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Stoneth
D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F.
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Quote:
IrishCoffee said:
18. and you?
32
Maybe you should look into getting your own place.
Then you wouldn't have to deal with your step mom.
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IrishCoffee
Smokeage
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no shit sherlock. maybe im saving money so i can do that.
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THEBats
The Bridge Master
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You sure aren't acting of the age 18.
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kickin-two-hundo said:
you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day. 
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IrishCoffee
Smokeage
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Last seen: 13 years, 9 months
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Re: Fucking cunt [Re: THEBats]
#436515 - 06/23/10 11:33 AM (13 years, 9 months ago) |
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oh really? cool fucking beans.
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THEBats
The Bridge Master
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Just thought you should know that brah. Always ready to help a bro such as yourself out. 
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kickin-two-hundo said:
you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day.
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IrishCoffee
Smokeage
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Loc: TX
Last seen: 13 years, 9 months
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Re: Fucking cunt [Re: THEBats]
#436517 - 06/23/10 11:35 AM (13 years, 9 months ago) |
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ya bra rly needed to no tht thx 4 tha tip
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IrishCoffee
Smokeage
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THEBats
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kickin-two-hundo said:
you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day.
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IrishCoffee
Smokeage
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 31
Loc: TX
Last seen: 13 years, 9 months
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Re: Fucking cunt [Re: THEBats]
#436520 - 06/23/10 11:39 AM (13 years, 9 months ago) |
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f
Edited by stoney.69 (06/23/10 11:43 AM)
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THEBats
The Bridge Master
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Why so hostile brah?
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kickin-two-hundo said:
you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day.
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Stoneth
D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F.
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Loc: No where ville, USA
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Re: Fucking cunt [Re: THEBats]
#436523 - 06/23/10 11:44 AM (13 years, 9 months ago) |
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THEBats said:
Why so hostile brah?
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IrishCoffee
Smokeage
Registered: 07/15/09
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Loc: TX
Last seen: 13 years, 9 months
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why you post queer ass gremlins that serve no purpose other than making people giggle?
Surfs up brah, ya brah
Edited by stoney.69 (06/23/10 11:48 AM)
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Picklez
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If you arent man enough to tell her to GTFO, then dont come to the internet whining about being pushed around by your step mom
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elcharrosays
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IrishCoffee said:
(we have one entrance to our hood, sometimes a cop sits there).
 your hood is a suburb
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THEBats
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You might want to clear that sand out of your vagina brah, it's making you cranky.
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kickin-two-hundo said:
you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day.
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IrishCoffee
Smokeage
Registered: 07/15/09
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Last seen: 13 years, 9 months
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hood is only a shortened version of neighbourhood.
I can do whatever i please 'killerpicklez' so shut your ass up.
Edited by stoney.69 (06/23/10 11:59 AM)
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IrishCoffee
Smokeage
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i got a penis brah/ and this thread explains why i might be a tad crankey
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Triptonic
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Re: Fucking cunt [Re: Stoneth]
#436531 - 06/23/10 11:52 AM (13 years, 9 months ago) |
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stoney.69 said:
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THEBats said:
Want to watch the movie hostile with me brah?
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THEBats
The Bridge Master
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Well whatever form of genitalia you claim to posses, it's got sand in it.
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kickin-two-hundo said:
you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day.
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Stoneth
D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F.
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You have a  , you may want to read it.
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FarBeyondDriven
Truthfully, I'm a bullshitter
Registered: 04/22/08
Posts: 13,834
Loc: Greenbow, Alabama
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Re: Fucking cunt [Re: THEBats]
#436536 - 06/23/10 11:58 AM (13 years, 9 months ago) |
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THEBats said:
Well whatever form of genitalia you claim to posses, it's got sand in it.
I would concur with that 
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IrishCoffee
Smokeage
Registered: 07/15/09
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Loc: TX
Last seen: 13 years, 9 months
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"lol hes got sand in his vagina, lol sand in his genitals"
Edited by stoney.69 (06/23/10 12:02 PM)
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Triptonic
Registered: 06/13/08
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Re: Fucking cunt [Re: Stoneth]
#436538 - 06/23/10 11:58 AM (13 years, 9 months ago) |
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Uh-O stoney is going to bring out the ban hammer soon.
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THEBats
The Bridge Master
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IrishCoffee said:
"lol hes got sand in his vagina, lol sand in his genitals"
Clearly I've caused some sort of offense?
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kickin-two-hundo said:
you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day.
Edited by stoney.69 (06/23/10 12:03 PM)
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Stoneth
D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F.
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Re: Fucking cunt [Re: Triptonic]
#436542 - 06/23/10 12:02 PM (13 years, 9 months ago) |
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Triptonic said:
Uh-O stoney is going to bring out the ban hammer soon.
Done!
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THEBats
The Bridge Master
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Re: Fucking cunt [Re: Stoneth]
#436543 - 06/23/10 12:02 PM (13 years, 9 months ago) |
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kickin-two-hundo said:
you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day.
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Kilroy
old stoner
Registered: 06/15/10
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Re: Fucking cunt [Re: THEBats]
#436544 - 06/23/10 12:03 PM (13 years, 9 months ago) |
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wow
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Just smoke a bowl and get over your self
We are human beings first everything else is second
You can not hold anything I post against me for I am delusional
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Stoneth
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Re: Fucking cunt [Re: THEBats]
#436546 - 06/23/10 12:04 PM (13 years, 9 months ago) |
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Bet he doesn't know what happened.
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Triptonic
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Re: Fucking cunt [Re: Stoneth]
#436548 - 06/23/10 12:05 PM (13 years, 9 months ago) |
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stoney.69 said:
Quote:
Triptonic said:
Uh-O stoney is going to bring out the ban hammer soon.
Done!
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THEBats said:
Quote:
Kilroy said:
wow
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stoney.69 said:
Bet he doesn't know what happened.
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FarBeyondDriven
Truthfully, I'm a bullshitter
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Loc: Greenbow, Alabama
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Re: Fucking cunt [Re: Triptonic]
#436549 - 06/23/10 12:08 PM (13 years, 9 months ago) |
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Lucid
Monster Plant Creator
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Tangerines
Grease Wizard
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Re: Fucking cunt [Re: Lucid]
#436589 - 06/23/10 01:23 PM (13 years, 9 months ago) |
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Obviously koopa's puppet
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weezy420
Stranger
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Re: Fucking cunt [Re: Tangerines]
#436831 - 06/23/10 11:58 PM (13 years, 9 months ago) |
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this thread was ridiculous.
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Jeff Funk
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Re: Fucking cunt [Re: weezy420]
#436832 - 06/24/10 12:03 AM (13 years, 9 months ago) |
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wow what a fool
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Picklez
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Re: Fucking cunt [Re: Jeff Funk]
#436833 - 06/24/10 12:06 AM (13 years, 9 months ago) |
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stoney, was it a puppet?
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Stoneth
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Re: Fucking cunt [Re: Picklez]
#436877 - 06/24/10 10:25 AM (13 years, 9 months ago) |
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Maybe? Doesn't appear to be tho.
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IrishCoffee
Smokeage
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Re: Fucking cunt [Re: Stoneth]
#443314 - 07/08/10 08:16 AM (13 years, 9 months ago) |
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puppet my ass. you can all go to hell, im staying in texas
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DungenessDank
Lord of the Flies
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I wasn't aware there was a big difference between Hell and Texas 
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IrishCoffee
Smokeage
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texas is the shit. you are not welcome
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DungenessDank
Lord of the Flies
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I wouldn't step foot into that piece of shit state unless forced to by gun point. No worries.
I'd rather go to Oklahoma.
Edited by DungenessDank (07/08/10 08:25 AM)
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Kilroy
old stoner
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We are human beings first everything else is second
You can not hold anything I post against me for I am delusional
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THEBats
The Bridge Master
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Re: Fucking cunt [Re: Kilroy]
#443530 - 07/08/10 04:14 PM (13 years, 9 months ago) |
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kickin-two-hundo said:
you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day.
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Homosapian
DMT
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Re: Fucking cunt [Re: THEBats]
#443540 - 07/08/10 04:36 PM (13 years, 9 months ago) |
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I USED TO HAVE HOOD DREAMS... BIG FAME BIG SHIT.
you bowed down to her , now she will use you and take advantage of you.
tell the bitch to give you 20 dollars for the gas that whore spent and tell her its the last time she can borrow you'r car... step up
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