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Offlineshroomman8118
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puzzled!?!?
    #435802 - 06/21/10 10:56 PM (6 years, 6 months ago)

so it all starts out like this. I was looking for a job about a year ago. i walked into this particular business. and saw this woman. i was instantly standing amazed at God's beautiful creation. i had to get this job. i did. that worked out wierd. so i talk to her. she is married. damn. so months go by i quit the job and start my own nursery business. she calls me. she wants to hang out. she does nothing but bad mouth her husband and the last time we hung out she wrapped her arms around mine while we were watching a movie. she kept wanting me to touch her. i told her i couldnt cuz she was married. i think i did the right thing. but she still wants to hang out. and totally dislikes her relationship at home. but i dont wanna be the reason why they have any problems. i dont want anyone messin with my wife i aint gonna mess with anyone elses. what in the hell do i do?


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Re: puzzled!?!? [Re: shroomman8118]
    #435814 - 06/21/10 11:29 PM (6 years, 6 months ago)

that helped. thanks guys.


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Re: puzzled!?!? [Re: shroomman8118]
    #435824 - 06/21/10 11:39 PM (6 years, 6 months ago)

You have a wife???


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Re: puzzled!?!? [Re: Inverted]
    #435831 - 06/21/10 11:43 PM (6 years, 6 months ago)

no


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Re: puzzled!?!? [Re: shroomman8118]
    #435856 - 06/22/10 12:23 AM (6 years, 6 months ago)

no advice on this one?


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Re: puzzled!?!? [Re: shroomman8118]
    #435944 - 06/22/10 01:54 AM (6 years, 6 months ago)

my advice is dont hang with her till she is divorced,youve been doing the right thing


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Re: puzzled!?!? [Re: iStoner]
    #435947 - 06/22/10 01:56 AM (6 years, 6 months ago)

thanks man. i wonder how long i gotta wait


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Re: puzzled!?!? [Re: shroomman8118]
    #436012 - 06/22/10 02:49 AM (6 years, 6 months ago)

Say you are at her place and you guys are laying in bed watching Leno.  She lives in one of those tall buildings in New York city and suddenly her husband comes home, so you grab your clothes and haul ass down the fire escape on the outside of the building.  You begin climbing down the ladder at the bottom of the fire escape to the alley below, one rung at a time until you realize that you are on the last rung and the street is still 50 feet below you... Yeah, don't be that poor schmuck.


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Re: puzzled!?!? [Re: Don King]
    #436015 - 06/22/10 02:53 AM (6 years, 6 months ago)

never been there never done that. dont plan on it either


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Re: puzzled!?!? [Re: shroomman8118]
    #436021 - 06/22/10 03:04 AM (6 years, 6 months ago)

If this were in the Thunder Dome I'd totally burn you right now. When did this site turn into Maury's discussion board?


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Re: puzzled!?!? [Re: Buddy]
    #436022 - 06/22/10 03:06 AM (6 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Buddy said:
If this were in the Thunder Dome I'd totally burn you right now. When did this site turn into Maury's Jerry's discussion board?




It sounds like he lives in the south, posting inside a double-wide with a couple teeth missing.  I'm not sure what he is pointing out, but I'll point out that he likes attention.


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Re: puzzled!?!? [Re: Don King]
    #436023 - 06/22/10 03:07 AM (6 years, 6 months ago)

Good point.


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Re: puzzled!?!? [Re: Buddy]
    #436025 - 06/22/10 03:08 AM (6 years, 6 months ago)

Just throwing it out there. But could this be Coaster?


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Re: puzzled!?!? [Re: Buddy]
    #436026 - 06/22/10 03:10 AM (6 years, 6 months ago)

On second thoughts no, but it does sound like his little brother.


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Re: puzzled!?!? [Re: Buddy]
    #436027 - 06/22/10 03:10 AM (6 years, 6 months ago)

no more beer for buddy


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Re: puzzled!?!? [Re: shroomman8118]
    #436029 - 06/22/10 03:13 AM (6 years, 6 months ago)

Gonna drink some water and sleep. Destroyed me bucko, so's I am. But figured if any night deserved staying up and knocking back beer at an olympic rate, the night I didn't fail any summer exams was it. Night night growery.


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Re: puzzled!?!? [Re: Buddy]
    #436031 - 06/22/10 03:18 AM (6 years, 6 months ago)

I'll be back though Shroom man. Ok nighty night.


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Re: puzzled!?!? [Re: Buddy]
    #436033 - 06/22/10 03:20 AM (6 years, 6 months ago)

get some sleep buddy.


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Re: puzzled!?!? [Re: shroomman8118]
    #436036 - 06/22/10 03:24 AM (6 years, 6 months ago)

I will. Don't you worry. You get some too.


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