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how often do you masturbate?
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I jerk it usually once a day, at night time before I go to sleep...in fact, I think I might go jerk off in a few minutes.
How often do you masturbate?
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"If we could sniff or swallow something that would, for five or six hours each day, abolish our solitude as individuals, atone us with our fellows in a glowing exaltation of affection and make life in all its aspects seem not only worth living, but divinely beautiful and significant, and if this heavenly, world-transfiguring drug were of such a kind that we could wake up next morning with a clear head and an undamaged constitution - then, it seems to me, all our problems (and not merely the one small problem of discovering a novel pleasure) would be wholly solved and earth would become paradise." - Aldous Huxley
GIVE ME OPIATES OR GIVE ME DEATH

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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: aDoS]
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dont masturbate at your computer.
dont ask why
just do not

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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: token]
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I usually take care of business in the shower. Easy clean up. And because I feel dirty afterwards, I can scrub my self with boiling hot water until I feel clean again.


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"If we could sniff or swallow something that would, for five or six hours each day, abolish our solitude as individuals, atone us with our fellows in a glowing exaltation of affection and make life in all its aspects seem not only worth living, but divinely beautiful and significant, and if this heavenly, world-transfiguring drug were of such a kind that we could wake up next morning with a clear head and an undamaged constitution - then, it seems to me, all our problems (and not merely the one small problem of discovering a novel pleasure) would be wholly solved and earth would become paradise." - Aldous Huxley
GIVE ME OPIATES OR GIVE ME DEATH

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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: aDoS]
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Every other day, Sometimes i just forget... hahaha forget.. lmao!


Yeah I average about 2 times every three days. Depends on how stressful my week is, Or what drugs I do. If it's any opiate I jerk like a monkey. Any amps and I'm totally not interested. Takes to fucking long.

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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: aDoS]
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aDoS said:
And because I feel dirty afterwards



Christians LOL.


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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: Hanky]
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He's' gonna start in on how Jesus would masturbate.
Something I'm almost positive I do not want to hear.

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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: andyistic]
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Jesus was dickless.


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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: Hanky]
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Speaking of dickless, there's a meltdown in progress over in OTD.
I wish you could be there to participate.

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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: andyistic]
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Who's melting? Got a link? I can look but I can't post.


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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: Hanky]
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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: Hanky]
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Aw, you're not missing much. He's kinda lame actually.


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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: Toiletduk]
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Too bad that idiot DukeLedro isn't still around.

Or the dick-embelished ImaChavel.

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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: andyistic]
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wilgi is a moron

his meltdown is missing something

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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: ltd]
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Maybe we can find the trigger to bring it all together.

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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: andyistic]
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That's the OTD I know and love.

I can't understand why Geokills feels a need to protect people like that with his no flaming policy. What the fuck is the benefit of allowing total morons to post whatever they want knowing that they're protected by no flaming rules.

If you're going to allow free speech then you must allow freedom of reply.


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Coaster Said:  "wut do u post bout flumbooyon"

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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: Hanky]
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Same reason that TV shows are censored, I suppose.

I never did like that, but I'm powerless to do anything about it.

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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: Hanky]
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my penis hurts

and no I don't feel dirty for jerking off, i feel dirty because I get some pretty fucked up thoughts when I am in that kind of mood.

I hope you guys know that I'm not really Christian...


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"If we could sniff or swallow something that would, for five or six hours each day, abolish our solitude as individuals, atone us with our fellows in a glowing exaltation of affection and make life in all its aspects seem not only worth living, but divinely beautiful and significant, and if this heavenly, world-transfiguring drug were of such a kind that we could wake up next morning with a clear head and an undamaged constitution - then, it seems to me, all our problems (and not merely the one small problem of discovering a novel pleasure) would be wholly solved and earth would become paradise." - Aldous Huxley
GIVE ME OPIATES OR GIVE ME DEATH

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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: aDoS]
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Way too late to convince us of that. :nono:

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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: andyistic]
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when i dont have a girlfriend often

when i have a girlfriend almost never


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niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.

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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: still beLIEve]
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just finished...

when i have a g/f...whenever shes not around :lol:


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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: token]
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token said:
dont masturbate at your computer.
dont ask why
just do not



hahaha, sounds like sommmmmebooodys had to replace a few key boards...


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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: just me]
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i whack it sometimes when my gf is mad lazy so she does lapdancing for me while i whack it, then she sucks the cum outa my dick

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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: pong]
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pong said:
i whack it sometimes when my gf is mad lazy so she does lapdancing for me while i whack it, then she sucks the cum outa my dick



That is what she does when she is being lazy?

You've got a keeper.

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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: kidaihuan]
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I heard your wife can shoot pingpong balls out of her cunt?


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Coaster Said:  "wut do u post bout flumbooyon"

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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: Hanky]
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Hanky said:
I heard your wife can shoot pingpong balls out of her cunt?



Never tried.

Will later.

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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: just me]
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ha yeah that too but not what im talking on

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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: andyistic]
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andyistic said:
Speaking of dickless, there's a meltdown in progress over in OTD.
I wish you could be there to participate.



    lol, still up to the same old andyisd%$k, I told you people you actually coordinate with each other about this, oh well, no otd here, I already got banned once for replying to that whole 'team up' crap, out of otd of course, not that I wasn't spammed off otd quite often. I just had an eye on me over there  :whitespy:  :3rd_eye:  :blackspy:


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my rating of flavoraid:

b*tch*s shouldn't call me a retard..

and this shit... "I like to drink tea, lift weights, punch shit, have sex with girls"....

is gay as f**k

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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: Iamasmoker]
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i think this thread already exists...

wasn't it called how many of you have jerked it to the jailbait thread?  or somethin like that:shrug:

haha

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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: andyistic]
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andyistic said:
Too bad that idiot DukeLedro isn't still around.

Or the dick-embelished ImaChavel.



oh but I am andyistdick, oh but I am


where's the cat going 'how many times do you masturbate annabananna?'


LOL, this chicks going to hate me, and we just established a link of respect, I'M only kidding though, as for others....... :shrug:


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my rating of flavoraid:

b*tch*s shouldn't call me a retard..

and this shit... "I like to drink tea, lift weights, punch shit, have sex with girls"....

is gay as f**k

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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: Iamasmoker]
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i took 2 adderall today and have no inclination to masturbate after that

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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: Voodoo]
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Its harder to come on adderall...but it still makes me kind of want to masturbate more than normal. Makes me think about sex A LOT.


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"If we could sniff or swallow something that would, for five or six hours each day, abolish our solitude as individuals, atone us with our fellows in a glowing exaltation of affection and make life in all its aspects seem not only worth living, but divinely beautiful and significant, and if this heavenly, world-transfiguring drug were of such a kind that we could wake up next morning with a clear head and an undamaged constitution - then, it seems to me, all our problems (and not merely the one small problem of discovering a novel pleasure) would be wholly solved and earth would become paradise." - Aldous Huxley
GIVE ME OPIATES OR GIVE ME DEATH

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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: aDoS]
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for real? i'm the opposite...also it makes me stop eating which kills my hornyness too

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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: Voodoo]
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I usually get the hornyness from adderall when I am up later at night. I watched porn 5 hours straight once. Makes me so fascinated by sex, so I just spent hours and hours looking at chicks getting fucked.


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"If we could sniff or swallow something that would, for five or six hours each day, abolish our solitude as individuals, atone us with our fellows in a glowing exaltation of affection and make life in all its aspects seem not only worth living, but divinely beautiful and significant, and if this heavenly, world-transfiguring drug were of such a kind that we could wake up next morning with a clear head and an undamaged constitution - then, it seems to me, all our problems (and not merely the one small problem of discovering a novel pleasure) would be wholly solved and earth would become paradise." - Aldous Huxley
GIVE ME OPIATES OR GIVE ME DEATH

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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: aDoS]
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porn and i have a love hate relationship. love having sex, hate that i'm not the guy in the porn having the sex.

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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: Voodoo]
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I haven't touched adderall in 6 months :smile:

I use to sort of have a bad habit with it, but I did so well in school at the time. Sleeping every other night began to take a toll on my brain though.


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"If we could sniff or swallow something that would, for five or six hours each day, abolish our solitude as individuals, atone us with our fellows in a glowing exaltation of affection and make life in all its aspects seem not only worth living, but divinely beautiful and significant, and if this heavenly, world-transfiguring drug were of such a kind that we could wake up next morning with a clear head and an undamaged constitution - then, it seems to me, all our problems (and not merely the one small problem of discovering a novel pleasure) would be wholly solved and earth would become paradise." - Aldous Huxley
GIVE ME OPIATES OR GIVE ME DEATH

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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: aDoS]
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aDoS said:
I haven't touched adderall in 6 months :smile:

I use to sort of have a bad habit with it, but I did so well in school at the time. Sleeping every other night began to take a toll on my brain though.



yea i love it too...if i could get more of it i'd probably do it more often. I ration the stuff i can't get all the time and save it for special occasions.

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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: aDoS]
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aDoS said:
I haven't touched adderall in 6 months :smile:

I use to sort of have a bad habit with it, but I did so well in school at the time. Sleeping every other night began to take a toll on my brain though.



    ridillins stronger, dexadrins the best to me, not in terms of strength, but the high, although I think aderall is amphetamine salt, and dexadrine is dexto-amphetamine salt.

    in truth though all stimulants suck ass, fuck it, I've touched that shit rarely without a prescription, it's hard to guage your tolerance with speed, especially since you get a quick tolerance and it lowers easily, I've had enough 'heart attack' experiences to be done with that shit


    I want a stimulant I'll take some mescaline(which to mre has more stimulating slightly less psychedelic effect if you don't smoke pot)


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my rating of flavoraid:

b*tch*s shouldn't call me a retard..

and this shit... "I like to drink tea, lift weights, punch shit, have sex with girls"....

is gay as f**k

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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: Iamasmoker]
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yea, when I think about the speedy effects of it now, I start to feel sick.

stimulants are YUCK to me now


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"If we could sniff or swallow something that would, for five or six hours each day, abolish our solitude as individuals, atone us with our fellows in a glowing exaltation of affection and make life in all its aspects seem not only worth living, but divinely beautiful and significant, and if this heavenly, world-transfiguring drug were of such a kind that we could wake up next morning with a clear head and an undamaged constitution - then, it seems to me, all our problems (and not merely the one small problem of discovering a novel pleasure) would be wholly solved and earth would become paradise." - Aldous Huxley
GIVE ME OPIATES OR GIVE ME DEATH

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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: Iamasmoker]
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Iamasmoker said:
aDoS said:
I haven't touched adderall in 6 months :smile:

I use to sort of have a bad habit with it, but I did so well in school at the time. Sleeping every other night began to take a toll on my brain though.



    ridillins stronger, dexadrins the best to me, not in terms of strength, but the high, although I think aderall is amphetamine salt, and dexadrine is dexto-amphetamine salt.

    in truth though all stimulants suck ass, fuck it, I've touched that shit rarely without a prescription, it's hard to guage your tolerance with speed, especially since you get a quick tolerance and it lowers easily, I've had enough 'heart attack' experiences to be done with that shit


    I want a stimulant I'll take some mescaline(which to mre has more stimulating slightly less psychedelic effect if you don't smoke pot)



kinda gettin off the masturbation topic but don't u have to drink a gallon of cactus juice to get mescaline trip? sounds pretty nasty.

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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: Voodoo]
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mescaline is easy to work with, I boiled down a pot full of that shit into about half a cup once, worked just fine!

don't knock it til you try it! mescaline will mess your shit up, when I think of cactus, it brings up the thought of natural lsd to me, seems so much nicer and easier knowing you could get it from your backyard. Engineering a plant that produces lsd as nice as a hit of acid though, even with the proper enzymes, could take decades or centuries. How would you breed out 99% of the lsa to get a nice clean lsd high. That would take some serious engineering! but wouldn't that be nice?


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my rating of flavoraid:

b*tch*s shouldn't call me a retard..

and this shit... "I like to drink tea, lift weights, punch shit, have sex with girls"....

is gay as f**k

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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: Iamasmoker]
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Iamasmoker said:
mescaline is easy to work with, I boiled down a pot full of that shit into about half a cup once, worked just fine!

don't knock it til you try it! mescaline will mess your shit up, when I think of cactus, it brings up the thought of natural lsd to me, seems so much nicer and easier knowing you could get it from your backyard. Engineering a plant that produces lsd as nice as a hit of acid though, even with the proper enzymes, could take decades or centuries. How would you breed out 99% of the lsa to get a nice clean lsd high. That would take some serious engineering! but wouldn't that be nice?



i have a few pedros that are like 1-2 feet each but i don't wanna kill them yet they're just babies

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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: Voodoo]
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I prefer peruvian torch, they might only contain a maximum record of 1/5th the normal amount of mescaline peyote contains, but they grow real fast, if you cut the top inch off, and take two chunks out of the sides, the cactus will grow back those areas with new sprouts, I had 3 sprouts that grew 6 inches each! you can cut these off and grow them as new cactus, and each area you cut off the cactus will grow back new sprouts again!


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my rating of flavoraid:

b*tch*s shouldn't call me a retard..

and this shit... "I like to drink tea, lift weights, punch shit, have sex with girls"....

is gay as f**k

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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: Iamasmoker]
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Don't even start the natural LSD shit over here. Please. I thought you "left all that crap behind at the shroomery?"


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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: Sativus]
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what the fuck is your problem? damn, you can be a real asshole. I can talk about whatever the fuck I want, dude. An idea is a good thing, who the fuck made you president dick face?


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my rating of flavoraid:

b*tch*s shouldn't call me a retard..

and this shit... "I like to drink tea, lift weights, punch shit, have sex with girls"....

is gay as f**k

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