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 NightGrower
Proficient Horticulturist
Registered: 11/17/09
Posts: 204
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 She is coming... Happy New Year 
#339360 - 01/03/10 10:38 AM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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For anyone who read my New Year's Resolution, the girl of my dreams is coming into town. This is the only girl that makes me act goofy as hell. I need to do something for 3-4 hours while she finishes the drive here. Hence, why I am on the boards.
How about anyone else? Any close encounters or successful connections with anyone you consider/ed a "one of a kind?" How did it turn out?
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Learn of Terence Mckenna. Check out the Shroomery to learn more about what one man did for mushies. Thank you, Terence.
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Harry_Ba11sach
cannoisseur
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 11,753
Loc: Nepal 
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Re: She is coming... Happy New Year [Re: NightGrower]
#339362 - 01/03/10 10:39 AM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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beat off, that always passes the time and then you won't be so nervous.
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coda
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 4,736
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Re: She is coming... Happy New Year [Re: NightGrower]
#339364 - 01/03/10 10:39 AM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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Well the first night I met the girl of my dreams we talked about sex. She said that 9 inches hurt her but she liked the feeling. So later that night I fucked her three times and hit her with a brick.....
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MFDoom666: sobriety kills my buzz every time.
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NightGrower
Proficient Horticulturist
Registered: 11/17/09
Posts: 204
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Re: She is coming... Happy New Year [Re: coda]
#339366 - 01/03/10 10:44 AM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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Holy crap, I see we are off to a good start. Thanks for the support Harry; and as for coda, wow... priceless.
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Stoneth
D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F.
Registered: 10/06/08
Posts: 24,983
Loc: No where ville, USA
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Re: She is coming... Happy New Year [Re: coda]
#339375 - 01/03/10 11:02 AM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
coda said:
Well the first night I met the girl of my dreams we talked about sex. She said that 9 inches hurt her but she liked the feeling. So later that night I fucked her three times and hit her with a brick.....
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FarBeyondDriven
Truthfully, I'm a bullshitter
Registered: 04/22/08
Posts: 13,834
Loc: Greenbow, Alabama
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Re: She is coming... Happy New Year [Re: coda]
#339384 - 01/03/10 11:13 AM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
coda said:
Well the first night I met the girl of my dreams we talked about sex. She said that 9 inches hurt her but she liked the feeling. So later that night I fucked her three times and hit her with a brick.....
 i hear ya buddy. let a bitch know who's boss 
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Stoneth
D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F.
Registered: 10/06/08
Posts: 24,983
Loc: No where ville, USA
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Re: She is coming... Happy New Year [Re: FarBeyondDriven]
#339391 - 01/03/10 11:19 AM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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FarBeyondDriven said:
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coda said:
Well the first night I met the girl of my dreams we talked about sex. She said that 9 inches hurt her but she liked the feeling. So later that night I fucked her three times and hit her with a brick.....
i hear ya buddy. let a bitch know who's boss
No he just gave her nine and made her breed.
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 SmOakland
Now with Grow!
Registered: 05/31/09
Posts: 2,662
Loc: Oaktown to NOLA
Last seen: 3 years, 7 months
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Re: She is coming... Happy New Year [Re: Stoneth]
#339395 - 01/03/10 11:21 AM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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