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 Magash
The Feminizer
Registered: 04/21/08
Posts: 6,634
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 Re: So on another website  [Re: usg543]
#287891 - 09/28/09 05:20 PM (16 years, 7 months ago) |
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let's hook it up with his daughter brah, she gets free marihuanas
Yup, and I'm gonna be giving her a bunch soon also. She is gonna be turning 21 in about a week and a half. 
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 Kine
Registered: 11/25/08
Posts: 374
Last seen: 16 years, 3 months
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Re: So on another website [Re: Magash]
#287980 - 09/28/09 08:43 PM (16 years, 7 months ago) |
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Lol... 21 blunts? 21 lbs? Haha, instead of 21 shots... fuck alcohol.
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mel_lonta_tauda
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 9,407
Loc: the sun
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Re: So on another website [Re: Magash]
#287986 - 09/28/09 08:52 PM (16 years, 7 months ago) |
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When can we expect to see her register an account here? 
Talk about awkward
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Triptonic
Registered: 06/13/08
Posts: 15,581
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Magash that made my day. Funny shit man, funny shit.
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Mini-Maggie
Stranger
Registered: 09/29/09
Posts: 42
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Re: So on another website [Re: Triptonic]
#288168 - 09/29/09 02:42 AM (16 years, 7 months ago) |
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You guys have no idea. This crap never stops with him. One time driving with friends a car pulls up behind us and a red light comes on and we're all shitting our pants cause my dad just loaded me up for the start of summer. We pull over and the car pulls up next to us and the song from the show cops is blasting out the window with a bunch of old guys laughing their asses off smoking joints. Now I have to explain that everything is cool and that was just my dad.
Now the house is fairly normal but my dad has a few places of his own and holy crap they are buds from top to bottom. Bongs everywhere. My mom won't go near the places.
I'm at his house right now as I write this nabbing some of his buds for pulling this one on me. Funny to think my dad isn't home right now because he's out in the hills with friends doing the outdoor harvest. They have a lot so he won't be back for a few days I'm sure.
And then we come to the growing. He thinks he is so damn cool cause he walks into the clubs and they wait on him like he is some god. One of my friends will ask a question about growing and it's like "shit here we go again" cause you know my dad is going to talk about it for the next two damn hours. He takes the growing thing so fucking serious. Make fun of him he won't care, fuck with his car he won't care, touch one of his plants and he'll chop your head clean off. Sit him down, tell him male plants make the best buds and just sit and watch him freak cause you know he's going to sit you down and explain how your wrong. Really want to get to him after all that tell him he's dead wrong. He goes fucking nuts. Say "sativa plants grow better indoors then indica" and I swear he looks like he's going to take a swing at you.
I will admit this it's pretty cool when you go to a party after he's given my bud allowance and people in the back of the house can smell the buds in my purse. I do know I'm spoiled and have it good compared to my friends who have accountants or business people as parents.
I FEEL FOR YOU PEOPLE HAVING HIM AS A MOD HERE.
I'll be by to give ya pointers on how to get under his skin easy. 
Edited by Mini-Maggie (09/29/09 08:24 AM)
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Yrat
Happy Planting
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 886
Last seen: 12 years, 3 months
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Re: So on another website [Re: Mini-Maggie]
#288189 - 09/29/09 05:21 AM (16 years, 7 months ago) |
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 "Prohibition will work great injury to the cause of temperance. It is a species of intemperance within itself, for it goes beyond the bounds of reason in that it attempts to control a man's appetite by legislation, and makes a crime out of things that are not crimes. A Prohibition law strikes a blow at the very principles upon which our government was founded." - Abraham Lincoln
"There are a thousand hacking at the branches of evil
to one who is striking at the root"
~ Henry D. Thoreau
Strike The Root
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Thebooedocksaint
Dead Dictator
Registered: 05/11/09
Posts: 5,758
Loc: Wild & Free
Last seen: 5 days, 15 hours
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Re: So on another website [Re: Mini-Maggie]
#288196 - 09/29/09 07:04 AM (16 years, 7 months ago) |
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My dad can grow anything BUT pot, known fact.
But my dad is the only person in SEK I know who has a dealer that comes by once a week, at the exact same time every week, and gets headies.
Fucking bastard needs to hurry up and introduce me!!! 
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"Je pense, donc je suis (I am thinking, therefore I am)." -Rene Descartes
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THEBats
The Bridge Master
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 8,488
Last seen: 12 years, 10 months
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Re: So on another website [Re: Farmer Joe]
#288199 - 09/29/09 07:16 AM (16 years, 7 months ago) |
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Is your daughter the weed queen?
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kickin-two-hundo said:
you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day. 
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MFDoom666
trash hoarder
Registered: 04/24/08
Posts: 8,842
Loc: emerica
Last seen: 8 years, 6 months
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Re: So on another website [Re: Mini-Maggie]
#288210 - 09/29/09 08:15 AM (16 years, 7 months ago) |
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lol nice.
welcome!
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FurrowedBrow said:
They should teach african engineering at the college level. mcgyver 101
Harry_Ba11sach said:
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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tsollost
Master of Mopery
Registered: 06/01/08
Posts: 4,662
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Re: So on another website [Re: Mini-Maggie]
#288228 - 09/29/09 10:02 AM (16 years, 7 months ago) |
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lol, bud allowance
that must be nice
welcome to the growery
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81renaissance
Coachella '13 KKOTY
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 4,182
Loc: State of Mind
Last seen: 2 years, 3 months
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Re: So on another website [Re: tsollost]
#288245 - 09/29/09 10:51 AM (16 years, 7 months ago) |
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bud allowance
You do know that that alone makes him a badass, right?
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"So it goes."
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BlueBerry_Swisher said:I want French fries. No, I want a penis French. Thank you. I'm so excited. I can not contain myself. Now I eat chocolate. It is so good. I'm trying to rub it all over myself. And then lick. Now I need a hot shower. The end.
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Mini-Maggie
Stranger
Registered: 09/29/09
Posts: 42
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Yeah, it's pretty damn cool.
But you know him he can't just give the bud he has to have a little fun. The last batch was some Road Kill Skunk that just reaks. He opens a bag then hides it in my house and I have to track it down by smell.
He says I can get more done with bud. "For fifty bucks you can talk your friends into helping you. For 20 bucks of bud their trying to talk you into letting them help you" or however it goes. 
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usg543
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Registered: 04/21/08
Posts: 7,259
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Re: So on another website [Re: Mini-Maggie]
#288269 - 09/29/09 12:06 PM (16 years, 7 months ago) |
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bet you can get more done with sexual favors
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IrishCoffee
Smokeage
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 31
Loc: TX
Last seen: 15 years, 10 months
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Re: So on another website [Re: FurrowedBrow]
#288289 - 09/29/09 12:41 PM (16 years, 7 months ago) |
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epic.
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FurrowedBrow
Free yourself from yourself
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 12,045
Loc: Carpal Tunnel
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Re: So on another website [Re: usg543]
#288296 - 09/29/09 12:44 PM (16 years, 7 months ago) |
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Magash for Pres in 2012!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Stoneth
D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F.
Registered: 10/06/08
Posts: 25,276
Loc: No where ville, USA 
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Re: So on another website [Re: Mini-Maggie]
#288340 - 09/29/09 02:27 PM (16 years, 7 months ago) |
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Welcome aboard little lady.
I wish I was your older brother sometimes more so after this thread tho.
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Mini-Maggie
Stranger
Registered: 09/29/09
Posts: 42
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Re: So on another website [Re: FurrowedBrow]
#288396 - 09/29/09 03:36 PM (16 years, 7 months ago) |
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Magash for Pres in 2012!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bad enough as it is. Don't give him any ideas. 
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Triptonic
Registered: 06/13/08
Posts: 15,581
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Re: So on another website [Re: FurrowedBrow]
#288400 - 09/29/09 03:42 PM (16 years, 7 months ago) |
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FurrowedBrow said:
Magash for Pres in 2012!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Thebooedocksaint
Dead Dictator
Registered: 05/11/09
Posts: 5,758
Loc: Wild & Free
Last seen: 5 days, 15 hours
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Re: So on another website [Re: FurrowedBrow]
#288401 - 09/29/09 03:43 PM (16 years, 7 months ago) |
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FurrowedBrow said:
Magash for Pres in 2012!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If we make this work.... freebies for everyone?
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Triptonic
Registered: 06/13/08
Posts: 15,581
Loc:
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yes....The USA Pot Allowance.
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