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I just got woken up from a nap on the couch by some douche looking asshole mumbling something about school aged children in the home. I don't know what he wanted actually but I was buying anything or selling him my children so I just closed the door on him still half asleep. When I walked back through the living room I tripped over the fire place hearth and landed flat on my face.
I'm gonna start answering my door naked with a shotgun in my hand. I did that once sans shotgun and have not been bothered by a Jehovah's witness since.