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FFUUUUUUU
    #231022 - 05/23/09 08:10 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Well I have no weed, no money, 60 miles worth of gas in my motorcycle, and nothing to do tonight cuz my girlfriend is at her friends birthday party. What should I do?


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Re: FFUUUUUUU [Re: Thebooedocksaint]
    #231025 - 05/23/09 08:17 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

pawn something and drink.

that's what i did.

:albundy:


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FurrowedBrow said:

They should teach african engineering at the college level.  mcgyver 101

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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?


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Re: FFUUUUUUU [Re: MFDoom666]
    #231027 - 05/23/09 08:18 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

:foreheadslap:


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Re: FFUUUUUUU [Re: Thebooedocksaint]
    #231028 - 05/23/09 08:19 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Steal some money, smoke some crack, drive your motorcycle 200 MPH to your girlfriends friends b-day party, crash through the house with the motorcycle, go to to the hospital get some oxy, and then claim that the motorcycle malfunctioned and the brakes didnt work, sue the motorcycle manufaturer for 20,000,000 and retire young.


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Re: FFUUUUUUU [Re: Dr. Siekadellyk]
    #231029 - 05/23/09 08:20 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

:cracklol:


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They should teach african engineering at the college level.  mcgyver 101

Harry_Ba11sach said:

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?


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Re: FFUUUUUUU [Re: MFDoom666]
    #231032 - 05/23/09 08:23 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

sounds like you need to hit up the old spank bank, and enjoy a little time off from the woman. At least just find some old shotgun shells, take the powder out and find some fun shit to blow up. But remember "Safety First"


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Re: FFUUUUUUU [Re: Triptonic]
    #231054 - 05/23/09 09:26 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Not a big fan of crack. MY motorcycle is a 79' Yamaha 125 Enduro, it redlines at 60. I also don't know a pawn shop open right now around here.


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Re: FFUUUUUUU [Re: Thebooedocksaint]
    #231055 - 05/23/09 09:28 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

lol I dont think a lot of people are fan's of crack on this site.....but its an idea none the less...haha


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Re: FFUUUUUUU [Re: Triptonic]
    #231056 - 05/23/09 09:29 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Lol, I posted that I have nothing to do as my status on facebook. One of the sluttiest girls replied wanna hang out. I lol'd sooo hard.


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Re: FFUUUUUUU [Re: Thebooedocksaint]
    #231058 - 05/23/09 09:31 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

dude fuck with her.....be like yea meet me at this place in 15 mins....and then dont go!


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Re: FFUUUUUUU [Re: Triptonic]
    #231067 - 05/23/09 09:47 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I'm about 15 steps ahead of you. I told her to add me on msn and I keep being like gimme X minutes I gotta do this first. I also keep telling her things we can do. Swim in the river, she asked what if she has no bathing suit and I said skinny dip, then she asked what if she gets cold and I said we can find some way to warm each other up. God I'm fucked if she shows my gf, I guess I can show her the growery to prove I am just messing with the girls head.


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Re: FFUUUUUUU [Re: Thebooedocksaint]
    #231078 - 05/23/09 09:59 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

lol true dat....tell her you want her bad. Post a pic of her! is she ugly?


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Re: FFUUUUUUU [Re: Triptonic]
    #231092 - 05/23/09 10:30 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I did, and she is still dangling on the hook. haha

I will let you be the judge of her looks.





Those are the best she most likely has.


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Re: FFUUUUUUU [Re: Thebooedocksaint]
    #231099 - 05/23/09 10:34 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

once they hit a certain weight it all just kinda blends into the same fat ass person


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Re: FFUUUUUUU [Re: Cherokee]
    #231101 - 05/23/09 10:37 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

funny thing is, she is only like 149. Don't ask how I know, I just do and accept it.


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Re: FFUUUUUUU [Re: Thebooedocksaint]
    #231103 - 05/23/09 10:39 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

bro she is more than 149
believe that


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Re: FFUUUUUUU [Re: Thebooedocksaint]
    #231104 - 05/23/09 10:39 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Shes just "big boned" lol


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Re: FFUUUUUUU [Re: Cherokee]
    #231106 - 05/23/09 10:40 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Fat is a lot lighter then muscle.


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Re: FFUUUUUUU [Re: Thebooedocksaint]
    #231108 - 05/23/09 10:52 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

yes fat is. How tall is she though if you weigh 149 and are 4 ft. tall then you are fat. lol.


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Re: FFUUUUUUU [Re: Triptonic]
    #231109 - 05/23/09 11:06 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

idk 4'8'' idk she is fat, just not FAT if you know what I mean. I still wouldn't tap that though. Most likely has about >9000 STDs


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"Je pense, donc je suis (I am thinking, therefore I am)." -Rene Descartes

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