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Offlinemeatcakeman
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oh, the bitches.
    #227137 - 05/17/09 05:59 AM (8 years, 10 days ago)

I could have seriously manhandled this pretty little thang in the bedroom like it was nothing. She's sexy as fuck; god damn.


Too bad she's my good friend's ex; my friend hasn't fully gotten over her either.


But she was kissing on my neck, as was her friend, and started reaching her hand down my pants. I was helpless. My cock had to comply.


But after she grabbed it firmly, I stepped aside and said "No ******, chillllll. What about ****? He's my friend and I don't want him to be mad." She inched towards my face again and starts to kiss me. I leave.



That was the second time I have ever turned down pussy... :sad:




Bro's before ho's.



I'm drunk. I'm going to smoke this bowl. And peace out.


Good Vibes


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OfflineCoaster
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Re: oh, the bitches. [Re: meatcakeman]
    #227138 - 05/17/09 06:26 AM (8 years, 10 days ago)

dam man u gave up a 3some b/c of ur friends feelings?


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OfflineScraps
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Re: oh, the bitches. [Re: Coaster]
    #227140 - 05/17/09 07:53 AM (8 years, 10 days ago)

i think it wudda been easier to have patched up ur friends feelings after the threesome and taken the chance.
seems like getting another 3some might be of sumwhat more difficulty i presume.


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InvisibleHarry_Ba11sachM
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Re: oh, the bitches. [Re: Scraps]
    #227176 - 05/17/09 12:19 PM (8 years, 10 days ago)

Nah, if his friend isn't fully over her then there would not be any patching of feelings. When you like someone, thinking about your best friend sticking his dick in her is pretty much the most torturous thing possible.


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Re: oh, the bitches. [Re: Coaster]
    #227180 - 05/17/09 12:35 PM (8 years, 10 days ago)

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Coaster said:
dam man u gave up a 3some b/c of ur friends feelings?




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Offlinebobby
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Re: oh, the bitches. [Re: Voodoo]
    #227183 - 05/17/09 01:30 PM (8 years, 10 days ago)

LMAO!!! Damn, talk about some will power, sounds like you'd be a good friend to have.


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Re: oh, the bitches. [Re: bobby]
    #227195 - 05/17/09 02:11 PM (8 years, 10 days ago)

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bobby said:
LMAO!!! Damn, talk about some will power, sounds like you'd be a good friend to have.



yea dude, way more fucking will power than me! friends come and go but 3somes don't happen that often.


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Re: oh, the bitches. [Re: Voodoo]
    #227317 - 05/17/09 10:36 PM (8 years, 9 days ago)

I gave up a 3-some with a couple really hot chicks for my girlfriend. :shrug:































fucking mistake :nonono:


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Re: oh, the bitches. [Re: Harry_Ba11sach]
    #227348 - 05/17/09 11:20 PM (8 years, 9 days ago)

Your always gonna regret every mistake you made with your last ex, because after you get over them they seem like they wasted your fucking life, or at least that part of it!


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Re: oh, the bitches. [Re: Harlz]
    #227429 - 05/18/09 12:06 PM (8 years, 9 days ago)

Good job! And good friend!


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Re: oh, the bitches. [Re: Jeff Funk]
    #227433 - 05/18/09 12:19 PM (8 years, 9 days ago)

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Jeff Funk said:
Good job! And good friend!




i agree


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Re: oh, the bitches. [Re: Jeff Funk]
    #227470 - 05/18/09 02:26 PM (8 years, 9 days ago)

Quote:

Harry_Ba11sach said:
thinking about your best friend sticking his dick in her is pretty much the most torturous thing possible.



Quote:

Jeff Funk said:
Good job! And good friend!




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Re: oh, the bitches. [Re: Jeff Funk]
    #227491 - 05/18/09 03:21 PM (8 years, 9 days ago)

Quote:

Jeff Funk said:
Good job! And good friend!




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Re: oh, the bitches. [Re: Harry_Ba11sach]
    #227499 - 05/18/09 04:13 PM (8 years, 9 days ago)

Quote:

Harry_Ba11sach said:
I gave up a 3-some with a couple really hot chicks for my girlfriend. :shrug:































fucking mistake :nonono:






HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH NICE


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Offlinemeatcakeman
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Re: oh, the bitches. [Re: Coaster]
    #227523 - 05/18/09 05:35 PM (8 years, 9 days ago)

Quote:

Coaster said:
dam man u gave up a 3some b/c of ur friends feelings?



Quote:

Harry_Ba11sach said:
I gave up a 3-some with a couple really hot chicks for my girlfriend. :shrug:































fucking mistake :nonono:




I don't know if I could have sealed the deal with a threesome. These two girls were just kissing on me after I won a beer pong game; yeah, I know, sounds like a typical Van Wylder testosterone-filled frat party. Anyways, my friend's ex, with her friend, dragged me into the house onto a sofa and that's where said incident happened. I don't know for sure what these two girls were up to, or what they are sexually capable of, for that matter :geordinod:.

But I've known my friend since elementary school, and we used to play music together when we were younger. Needless to say, I am more emotionally inclined to act in favor of him. Sexually, I would say otherwise, but I currently have a girlfriend, who coincidentally played soccer with my friend's ex, so the whole incident would have and could have been a jumble of bad news.



Nonetheless, I am curious as to what I missed out on; I am a mere man influenced by his hormones.


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Re: oh, the bitches. [Re: meatcakeman]
    #227535 - 05/18/09 05:50 PM (8 years, 9 days ago)

Damn dude... I had a 3some when I was 18 or 19. I was frying balls hard on 4 or 5 hits of acid and it was the best night of my life. I still relive it in my dreams. You FUCKED UP brah. LOL


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