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Offlinehuman_lunchmeats
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My Penis Infection Grow log
    #162984 - 12/15/08 12:20 AM (11 years, 3 months ago)

Day 1,

I met a really nasty girl today. My craigslist add read "Single STDs-free male seeking STDs-ridden female". I arrived at her house, and the first thing i noticed was a gathering of styes collected on her right eye-lid. The gag brought on by the putrid stench emanating from herself and her house left me with an abhorrent, acidic secretion in the roof of my mouth. She was sprawled naked on her bed spread eagle, face down, providing me a clear view of what can be only described as a twat. Her AIDs-riddenness was disparagingly apparent when I looked at her. She must have been infected with at least 3 STDs, including syphilis, gonorrhea, and herpes. My first tip off to this was when I looked in her eyes, they had yellow-ish secretions coming out of them. Her vagina also smelled like gafilta fish.

After intercourse I felt ok. I anticipate genital cold sores developing in 4-7 days.


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Re: My Penis Infection Grow log [Re: human_lunchmeats]
    #162985 - 12/15/08 12:23 AM (11 years, 3 months ago)

:onfire:


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Re: My Penis Infection Grow log [Re: Coaster]
    #162994 - 12/15/08 12:34 AM (11 years, 3 months ago)

:werd:


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Re: My Penis Infection Grow log [Re: mhbound]
    #162995 - 12/15/08 12:35 AM (11 years, 3 months ago)



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Re: My Penis Infection Grow log [Re: Coaster]
    #162998 - 12/15/08 12:56 AM (11 years, 3 months ago)

:sheepfucker:


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Re: My Penis Infection Grow log [Re: TokinHippie]
    #162999 - 12/15/08 01:02 AM (11 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

TokinHippie said:
:sheepfucker:



ur the winner of the most appropriate gremlin  :money:


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Re: My Penis Infection Grow log [Re: Coaster]
    #163183 - 12/15/08 05:03 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

Thats just wrong.


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Re: My Penis Infection Grow log [Re: human_lunchmeats]
    #163192 - 12/15/08 05:14 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

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