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Invisibleltd
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    #137876 - 10/28/08 09:34 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

is where we tell stories and bullshit about random shit


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Re: this thread [Re: ltd]
    #137878 - 10/28/08 09:37 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

when i was a freshman in highschool, my friend adrian was jumping on a trampoline with a switchblade in his pocket

somehow it opened up, and pierced his sack really bad

he started crying and ran to his mom and showed her his nuts

then he went to the hospital and they sewed his sack up

good times


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Re: this thread [Re: ltd]
    #137879 - 10/28/08 09:40 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

let me drink another beer and i'll get back to ya


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Re: this thread [Re: ltd]
    #137881 - 10/28/08 09:44 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

do you like my idea about poppy pod homebrew?


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Re: this thread [Re: wowitch420]
    #137883 - 10/28/08 09:45 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

also, my other friend was trying to impress some kids at his little brothers party, he was throwing a ninja sword up in the air and twirling it and shit

the last time he threw it up, it came down and went right between his thumb and index finger and sliced down into his palm

blood went everywhere and all the little kids were screaming

also good times


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Re: this thread [Re: wowitch420]
    #137884 - 10/28/08 09:46 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

yeah


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Re: this thread [Re: ltd]
    #137885 - 10/28/08 09:48 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

man that's fucking great



One time at a party we found this tv with a built in 8mm mini tape player so we threw in some of the tapes that were laying around and it was my friend getting circumsized then the next clip he was wrestling on a bed with a guy making sex noises then next clip he was on his back and putting a condom onto his circumsized penis. Then he ran in an unplugged the tv and started yelling at us. True story.


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Re: this thread [Re: ltd]
    #137886 - 10/28/08 09:49 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

one time i did a bunch of hillbilly heroin and was pissed off at everything. fuckers


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Re: this thread [Re: wowitch420]
    #137888 - 10/28/08 09:50 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

that sucks, brah


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Re: this thread [Re: captain.koons]
    #137890 - 10/28/08 09:51 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

:ilold:

I am thinking of stories now....but nothing exciting ever happens to me.


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Re: this thread [Re: bananatelephone]
    #137893 - 10/28/08 09:54 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

this beer must be at least 8% ABV feelin heady


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Re: this thread [Re: wowitch420]
    #137895 - 10/28/08 09:56 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

those white supremacist fucks that were planning to kill obama and behead a bunch of negro school kids

they were from Tennessee

fucking idiots


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Re: this thread [Re: bananatelephone]
    #137896 - 10/28/08 09:58 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

I got an exciting life but I get in tons of trouble.

K so me and my cousins go fishing and my cousin and my friend Raymond decide to go for a swim and my cousin climbs into the boat no problem and Raymond tries to climb in and he can't get up, my other cousin throws a peach at his head and he falls into the water. So Raymond rests his arms to try again and I guess it's his lucky day because he was able to swing his foot up to the side of the boat... Oh but what's this his big toe is stuck in the railing and he falls down ripping the nail out of his big toe.

Oh right the whole time he was wearing a lift jacket so it was making it harder for him to boost himself out of the water and he was too cowardly to take it off (ie. no upward momentum)


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Re: this thread [Re: ltd]
    #137897 - 10/28/08 09:59 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

haha yea that they are. Its pretty impossible to assasinate the pres these days


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Re: this thread [Re: ltd]
    #137898 - 10/28/08 10:00 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

my mom told me about it, said people were planning to assassinated obama, i asked her "why did they stop them?"

but then she told me of their other plans, and yes that is fucked up.


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Re: this thread [Re: ltd]
    #137899 - 10/28/08 10:03 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

i split open my knee on a trampoline couple weeks ago.
but dayum that doesn't compare to getting my nutsack split open by a switchblade on one :lol:


first time getting stitches for me, between all the dumb stuff I've done and all the time I skated never once got them, it wuz fun\



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Re: this thread [Re: Ombient]
    #137904 - 10/28/08 10:06 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

i heard dan knows where to get fake IDs


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Re: this thread [Re: wowitch420]
    #137913 - 10/28/08 10:09 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

:wook:


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Re: this thread [Re: Ombient]
    #137925 - 10/28/08 10:18 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

oh yeah today an old man stuck a breath mint up his ASS

swear to god, he was standing right next to me and I saw him fiddling with a mint and then his hand went down his pants and yeah... gross


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Re: this thread [Re: ltd]
    #137929 - 10/28/08 10:21 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

I was walking home from this party a few years ago. And im walking up this hill. And i look into this car im walking by and there are 2 people bumping uglies. So i tap on the window and say i have next.


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