DoPeYsMuRf
Registered: 08/13/09 Posts: 645
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lotr marathons.
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09/06/09 11:40 PM
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Ronald Fisher: Beer and pussy. That's all I need. Sean Smith: We gotta find ourselves a Smurfette. Ronald Fisher: Smurfette? Sean Smith: Yeah, not some tight-ass Middlesex chick, right? Like this cute little blonde that will get down and dirty with the guys. Like Smurfette does. Donnie: Smurfette doesn't fuck. Sean Smith: That's bullshit. Smurfette fucks all the other Smurfs. Why do you think Papa Smurf made her? Because all the other Smurfs were getting too horny. Ronald Fisher: No, no, no, not Vanity. I heard he was a homosexual. Sean Smith: Okay, then, you know what? She fucks them and Vanity watches. Okay? Ronald Fisher: What about Papa Smurf? I mean, he must get in on all the action. Sean Smith: Yeah, what he does, he films the gang-bang, and he beats off to the tape. Donnie: [shouts] First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?
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repitallday
Registered: 03/16/09 Posts: 813 Last seen: 12 years, 7 months
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headyeddie
Cool Dude In A Loose Mood
Registered: 03/29/09 Posts: 239
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your name rhymes, it makes me giggle.
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MasterHerbalist
MH:Jahsun
Registered: 02/18/09 Posts: 203 Loc: middle a Last seen: 10 years, 11 months
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Yea, word up.
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03/31/09 09:32 PM
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Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Mother mother fuck. Mother mother fuck fuck. Mother fuck mother fuck. Noise noise noise. 1 2 1 2 3 4 Noise noise noise. Smokin weed, smokin weed. Doin' coke, drinkin beers. Drinkin beers, beers beers. Rollin' fatties, smokin blunts. Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts. Rollin' blunts and smokin um' (hey can I get a nickle bag?) 15 bucks, little man, put that shit in my hand. If that money doesn't show then you owe me owe me owe. My jungle love. Oh e oh e oh. I think I wanna know ya know ya ... yeah, what.
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numonk
Registered: 04/21/08 Posts: 374 Loc: Back! From the digestive ... Last seen: 12 years, 9 months
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Cheers :)
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03/29/09 01:48 PM
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Love is a many splendid thing, love lifts us up where we belong-all you need is love.
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tsollost
Master of Mopery
Registered: 06/01/08 Posts: 4,662
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I do my best,
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03/23/09 09:46 PM
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I am always here to help
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Cody
Registered: 02/17/09 Posts: 204 Loc: South East USA
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big ups, mah friend.
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StormRider
Rider on the storm.
Registered: 02/27/09 Posts: 408 Loc: Eastern US.
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alakona
Registered: 06/15/08 Posts: 55 Last seen: 14 years, 8 months
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You make me want to be a better person than 0xyg3n so I can win your affections.
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JakeVawter
Sir
Registered: 10/15/08 Posts: 43 Loc: Bakedfield Last seen: 14 years, 19 days
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you're nice.
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matt
Registered: 04/20/08 Posts: 4,248
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Dude, you were so close to being cool
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01/22/09 08:48 PM
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then you got all butthurt and annoying....and then you removed the ratings you left me... I was gonna remove this, but +5 is nicer.
Last Edited 01/27/09 12:02 AM
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egoa
Registered: 01/22/09 Posts: 21 Last seen: 15 years, 30 days
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Welcome to the growery
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01/22/09 08:08 PM
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You seem funny, please stick around.
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m3kgt
User
Registered: 04/29/08 Posts: 1,011 Loc: G-Spot TX Last seen: 6 years, 8 months
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light hearted mods
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01/20/09 03:05 PM
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are
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yellownotepad
Pharmaceutical Agriculturalist
Registered: 06/22/08 Posts: 1,702 Last seen: 11 years, 9 months
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ups,
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RasJeph
Psycho Pete
Registered: 01/14/09 Posts: 11,657 Loc: Bumfuckt Egypt Last seen: 4 months, 13 days
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are your ratings bad. You seem fine...but this could change.
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perosiste
I controls the spice
Registered: 04/20/08 Posts: 2,193 Loc: I controls the universe
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why not? Yer cool.
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Ben18
Drunk Derelict
Registered: 04/22/08 Posts: 3,189
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big uppssss
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ManInTheCorner
Registered: 04/22/08 Posts: 400
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days, dawning...
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01/03/09 10:30 PM
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skins crawling.
pure morning.
Last Edited 01/03/09 10:30 PM
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Atheist
Stoner
Registered: 04/20/08 Posts: 1,113 Loc: USA
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had to give ya +5
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mhbound
Ballin out at all cost
Registered: 09/22/08 Posts: 8,144 Loc: High
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getta 5,
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