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before i get a week ban - what should i name my wife?
    #84631 -

I won't respond to this, but i'll read. gotta type fast. dan is banning me in return for the return of my epic thread.


my wife needs a english name and i get to pick it. her english last name will be King so it should go along with that.

first name Huan, gotta change it to something english. Nothing too gay or simple.

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Re: before i get a week ban - what should i name my wife? [Re: kidaihuan]
    #84633 -

Kong King, master of the gooks

edit

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Re: before i get a week ban - what should i name my wife? [Re: ltd]
    #84634 -

that's a guys name, brah.

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Re: before i get a week ban - what should i name my wife? [Re: kidaihuan]
    #84635 -

cockface king.


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FurrowedBrow said:

They should teach african engineering at the college level.  mcgyver 101

Harry_Ba11sach said:

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

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Re: before i get a week ban - what should i name my wife? [Re: kidaihuan]
    #84637 -

Anna

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Re: before i get a week ban - what should i name my wife? [Re: bananatelephone]
    #84638 -

palindrome names ftw!


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MFDoom666: sobriety kills my buzz every time.

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Re: before i get a week ban - what should i name my wife? [Re: coda]
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coda said:
palindrome names ftw!



I know my name is pretty :awesome:

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Re: before i get a week ban - what should i name my wife? [Re: kidaihuan]
    #84642 -

Bukkake King

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Re: before i get a week ban - what should i name my wife? [Re: kidaihuan]
    #84644 -

Blowjob King?


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Re: before i get a week ban - what should i name my wife? [Re: kidaihuan]
    #84646 -

Should it start with an H?

Haley, Hannah, can't think of any other Engrish H names for females.

Haley isn't a bad name.

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Re: before i get a week ban - what should i name my wife? [Re: Ombient]
    #84647 -

It doesn't really matter what it starts with...

If she was dealing with peoople who didn't speak English, blowjob king or the like would be applicable, however this is for a job application, and it will be read by people who speak english.

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Re: before i get a week ban - what should i name my wife? [Re: kidaihuan]
    #84649 -

Hannah ain't bad - and why am i not banned yet?

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Re: before i get a week ban - what should i name my wife? [Re: kidaihuan]
    #84650 -

I will take this seriously:
Cecelia, Evelina, Mica, Audrey, ..i am still thinking.

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Re: before i get a week ban - what should i name my wife? [Re: bananatelephone]
    #84654 -

How about mulva.


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MFDoom666: sobriety kills my buzz every time.

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Re: before i get a week ban - what should i name my wife? [Re: coda]
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coda said:
How about mulva.



Rhymes with vulva, brah.

Mica or Mika is quite nice... I think I like that best. she's liking Hannah or Anna.

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Re: before i get a week ban - what should i name my wife? [Re: kidaihuan]
    #84662 -

queen king

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Re: before i get a week ban - what should i name my wife? [Re: kidaihuan]
    #84664 -

Her previous English name was "Alyx" which was given to her by the girl who's head is on the frying pan in my avatar.

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Re: before i get a week ban - what should i name my wife? [Re: kidaihuan]
    #84666 -

Quote:
Rhymes with vulva, brah.



you missed the blatantly obvious seinfeld reference :wink:


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MFDoom666: sobriety kills my buzz every time.

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Re: before i get a week ban - what should i name my wife? [Re: kidaihuan]
    #84668 -

Why is her face stamped on a frying pan, by the way...

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Re: before i get a week ban - what should i name my wife? [Re: kidaihuan]
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kidaihuan said:
coda said:
How about mulva.



Rhymes with vulva, brah.

Mica or Mika is quite nice... I think I like that best. she's liking Hannah or Anna.



NAME HER AFTER ME!
ANNA FTW!

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Re: before i get a week ban - what should i name my wife? [Re: coda]
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coda said:
Quote:
Rhymes with vulva, brah.



you missed the blatantly obvious seinfeld reference :wink:



Awe, I was thinking of that, but I couldn't be sure. I remembered the reference, but I wasn't sure it was Mulva.

"What's my name Jerry?" "Umm... it rhymes with a female body part."

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Re: before i get a week ban - what should i name my wife? [Re: mel_lonta_tauda]
    #84674 -

mel_lonta_tauda said:
queen king



That was her first suggestion.

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Re: before i get a week ban - what should i name my wife? [Re: Ombient]
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Omni said:
Why is her face stamped on a frying pan, by the way...



Umm... well... the forum didn't like her picture as my avatar and after a long drawn out thread about it, someone came up with this image to replace it.

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Re: before i get a week ban - what should i name my wife? [Re: kidaihuan]
    #84679 -

how about bitchtits

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Re: before i get a week ban - what should i name my wife? [Re: usg543]
    #84684 -

how bout Fuh?  Fuh King

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Re: before i get a week ban - what should i name my wife? [Re: mel_lonta_tauda]
    #84686 -

win

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Re: before i get a week ban - what should i name my wife? [Re: kidaihuan]
    #84687 -

How about Ho Lee Fook?


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Re: before i get a week ban - what should i name my wife? [Re: Sativus]
    #84689 -

i second blowjob king


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ltd said:
fgts just don't understand

keep the shit

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Re: before i get a week ban - what should i name my wife? [Re: mel_lonta_tauda]
    #84690 -

My Chinese friends English name is April....
her real name is pretty awesome...i really don't know how to spell it.

AHAHA AND HER DAD! his name is Sun, and their last name is Tan,
so his full name is Sun Tan. :tongue:

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Re: before i get a week ban - what should i name my wife? [Re: Toiletduk]
    #84691 -

:ilold:

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Re: before i get a week ban - what should i name my wife? [Re: Toiletduk]
    #84692 -

Toiletduk said:
How about Ho Lee Fook?



She has a Chinese name... she needs an English name.

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Re: before i get a week ban - what should i name my wife? [Re: kidaihuan]
    #84697 -

kidaihuan said:
Toiletduk said:
How about Ho Lee Fook?



She has a Chinese name... she needs an English name.



jism


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ltd said:
fgts just don't understand

keep the shit

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Re: before i get a week ban - what should i name my wife? [Re: bananatelephone]
    #84699 -

i seriously just spit water all over my keyboard, that was so funny bahahahah

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Re: before i get a week ban - what should i name my wife? [Re: kidaihuan]
    #84702 -

kidaihuan said:
Toiletduk said:
How about Ho Lee Fook?



She has a Chinese name... she needs an English name.



Shaniqua

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Re: before i get a week ban - what should i name my wife? [Re: mel_lonta_tauda]
    #84703 -

win again. damn you are on a roll

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Re: before i get a week ban - what should i name my wife? [Re: mel_lonta_tauda]
    #84706 -

mel_lonta_tauda said:
kidaihuan said:
Toiletduk said:
How about Ho Lee Fook?



She has a Chinese name... she needs an English name.



Shaniqua



i don't get it.

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Re: before i get a week ban - what should i name my wife? [Re: kidaihuan]
    #84708 -

kidaihuan said:
mel_lonta_tauda said:
kidaihuan said:
Toiletduk said:
How about Ho Lee Fook?



She has a Chinese name... she needs an English name.



Shaniqua



i don't get it.



niggerish


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ltd said:
fgts just don't understand

keep the shit

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Re: before i get a week ban - what should i name my wife? [Re: kidaihuan]
    #84709 -

kidaihuan said:
mel_lonta_tauda said:
kidaihuan said:
Toiletduk said:
How about Ho Lee Fook?



She has a Chinese name... she needs an English name.



Shaniqua



i don't get it.



no black people in china?? LOL

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Re: before i get a week ban - what should i name my wife? [Re: kidaihuan]
    #84716 -

kidaihuan said:
mel_lonta_tauda said:
kidaihuan said:
Toiletduk said:
How about Ho Lee Fook?



She has a Chinese name... she needs an English name.



Shaniqua



i don't get it.



how bout Don then?    and give her a cool lookin haircut too :naughty:

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Re: before i get a week ban - what should i name my wife? [Re: mel_lonta_tauda]
    #84717 -

kidaihuan
Banned: 07/15/08 08:39 PM
Expires: 07/22/08 08:39 PM
Reason: Other (12 points)


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ltd said:
fgts just don't understand

keep the shit

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Re: before i get a week ban - what should i name my wife? [Re: Doitagain]
    #84719 -

ahahah wow

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Re: before i get a week ban - what should i name my wife? [Re: mel_lonta_tauda]
    #84731 -

Name her furrowed.  Or brow.  Wait, what's your last name?


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Re: before i get a week ban - what should i name my wife? [Re: FurrowedBrow]
    #84747 -

He said it was King, I think.

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Re: before i get a week ban - what should i name my wife? [Re: Roxum]
    #84760 -



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Bufotenin
PiHKAL|TiHKAL|PCPiHKAL
Rhodium|Wetdreams|Synthetikal
DMT Extraction Overview|Jungle Spice
I Discovered the Oakridge Strain

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Re: before i get a week ban - what should i name my wife? [Re: bananatelephone]
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how about sally or sarah

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Re: before i get a week ban - what should i name my wife? [Re: saltgurka]
    #84923 -

Hannah, Holly, Hailey, Heather, Haven (my personal oddball favorite)

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Re: before i get a week ban - what should i name my wife? [Re: Ferris]
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Helen, Helena, Harriet, Hilary,

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Re: before i get a week ban - what should i name my wife? [Re: bananatelephone]
    #84964 -

I don't like any of those.

At least nobody has mentioned Hunter.

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Re: before i get a week ban - what should i name my wife? [Re: Ferris]
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Ferris said:
I don't like any of those.

At least nobody has mentioned Hunter.



I know they were old ugly names.

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Re: before i get a week ban - what should i name my wife? [Re: bananatelephone]
    #84971 -

Gretchen


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Re: before i get a week ban - what should i name my wife? [Re: Slave of Cthulhu]
    #84975 -

Larry


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Bufotenin
PiHKAL|TiHKAL|PCPiHKAL
Rhodium|Wetdreams|Synthetikal
DMT Extraction Overview|Jungle Spice
I Discovered the Oakridge Strain

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Re: before i get a week ban - what should i name my wife? [Re: Sativus]
    #84978 -

Olga?

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Re: before i get a week ban - what should i name my wife? [Re: Roxum]
    #84979 -

Tits Mcgee


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Re: before i get a week ban - what should i name my wife? [Re: Slave of Cthulhu]
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Or Booboo Kittyfuck


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Re: before i get a week ban - what should i name my wife? [Re: Slave of Cthulhu]
    #84994 -

Slave of Cthulhu said:
Tits Mcgee



I know a girl who's called that.  Not surprisingly I guess, I've also seen her tits.


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Bufotenin
PiHKAL|TiHKAL|PCPiHKAL
Rhodium|Wetdreams|Synthetikal
DMT Extraction Overview|Jungle Spice
I Discovered the Oakridge Strain

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Re: before i get a week ban - what should i name my wife? [Re: Sativus]
    #84996 -

Haha, niiice.


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Re: before i get a week ban - what should i name my wife? [Re: Sativus]
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Sativus said:
Slave of Cthulhu said:
Tits Mcgee



I know a girl who's called that.  Not surprisingly I guess, I've also seen her tits.



there was this girl i knew that we called thunder thighs :lol:    her legs were huuuuge

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Re: before i get a week ban - what should i name my wife? [Re: mel_lonta_tauda]
    #85005 -

huge tits > huge legs :smirk:


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Bufotenin
PiHKAL|TiHKAL|PCPiHKAL
Rhodium|Wetdreams|Synthetikal
DMT Extraction Overview|Jungle Spice
I Discovered the Oakridge Strain

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Re: before i get a week ban - what should i name my wife? [Re: Sativus]
    #85007 -

Sativus said:
huge tits > huge legs :smirk:



:yesnod:

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Re: before i get a week ban - what should i name my wife? [Re: mel_lonta_tauda]
    #85013 -

Harrison (ie Huan Solo)


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Re: before i get a week ban - what should i name my wife? [Re: ltd]
    #85024 -

Lieutenant_Dan said:
Bukkake King





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kickin-two-hundo said:
you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day.  :twobooks:

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Re: before i get a week ban - what should i name my wife? [Re: THEBats]
    #85025 -

facialllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll


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Re: before i get a week ban - what should i name my wife? [Re: Coaster]
    #85026 -



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Bufotenin
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Re: before i get a week ban - what should i name my wife? [Re: Sativus]
    #85030 -



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kickin-two-hundo said:
you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day.  :twobooks:

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Re: before i get a week ban - what should i name my wife? [Re: THEBats]
    #85035 -

that was hawt


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Re: before i get a week ban - what should i name my wife? [Re: Coaster]
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Feline disrepect from behind!?! :rofl::rofl2:


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Bufotenin
PiHKAL|TiHKAL|PCPiHKAL
Rhodium|Wetdreams|Synthetikal
DMT Extraction Overview|Jungle Spice
I Discovered the Oakridge Strain

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Re: before i get a week ban - what should i name my wife? [Re: coda]
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coda said:
Quote:
Rhymes with vulva, brah.



you missed the blatantly obvious seinfeld reference :wink:



you're fucking gay coda

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Re: before i get a week ban - what should i name my wife? [Re: jckmcgrth]
    #85055 -

you're gayer.


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ltd said:
fgts just don't understand

keep the shit

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Re: before i get a week ban - what should i name my wife? [Re: Doitagain]
    #85058 -

and you like it

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Re: before i get a week ban - what should i name my wife? [Re: jckmcgrth]
    #85059 -

i like all


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Re: before i get a week ban - what should i name my wife? [Re: jckmcgrth]
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jckmcgrth said:
and you like it



i do.  :shoosh:


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ltd said:
fgts just don't understand

keep the shit

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Re: before i get a week ban - what should i name my wife? [Re: Coaster]
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yeah and no one cares

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Re: before i get a week ban - what should i name my wife? [Re: jckmcgrth]
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jckmcgrth said:
yeah and no one cares



you're a real charmer man.


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ltd said:
fgts just don't understand

keep the shit

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Re: before i get a week ban - what should i name my wife? [Re: Doitagain]
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hes bored and ur stoned
i c a clear winner


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Re: before i get a week ban - what should i name my wife? [Re: Doitagain]
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Doitagain said:
jckmcgrth said:
yeah and no one cares



you're a real charmer man.



and you talk like a faggot

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Re: before i get a week ban - what should i name my wife? [Re: jckmcgrth]
    #85068 -

Insults are welcome, but at least be creative :rolleyes:


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Bufotenin
PiHKAL|TiHKAL|PCPiHKAL
Rhodium|Wetdreams|Synthetikal
DMT Extraction Overview|Jungle Spice
I Discovered the Oakridge Strain

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Re: before i get a week ban - what should i name my wife? [Re: jckmcgrth]
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jckmcgrth said:
Doitagain said:
jckmcgrth said:
yeah and no one cares



you're a real charmer man.



and you talk like a faggot



and you talk like some loser who never gets laid and vents his frustrations on an internet messageboard.


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ltd said:
fgts just don't understand

keep the shit

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Re: before i get a week ban - what should i name my wife? [Re: Coaster]
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Coaster said:
hes bored and ur stoned
i c a clear winner



cant argue with that.  :bongload:


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ltd said:
fgts just don't understand

keep the shit

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Re: before i get a week ban - what should i name my wife? [Re: kidaihuan]
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travis

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Re: before i get a week ban - what should i name my wife? [Re: Doitagain]
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Doitagain said:
and you talk like some loser who never gets laid and vents his frustrations on an internet messageboard.



you talk like someone who gets laid :awesome:


and to the op, you should name your wife something awesome and porn sounding.  increase in win factor x100

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Re: before i get a week ban - what should i name my wife? [Re: Doitagain]
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Doitagain said:
jckmcgrth said:
Doitagain said:
jckmcgrth said:
yeah and no one cares



you're a real charmer man.



and you talk like a faggot



and you talk like some loser who never gets laid and vents his frustrations on an internet messageboard.



but YOU still talk like a faggot

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Re: before i get a week ban - what should i name my wife? [Re: bananatelephone]
    #85398 -

bukkake face!


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Re: before i get a week ban - what should i name my wife? [Re: jckmcgrth]
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jckmcgrth said:
Doitagain said:
jckmcgrth said:
Doitagain said:
jckmcgrth said:
yeah and no one cares



you're a real charmer man.



and you talk like a faggot



and you talk like some loser who never gets laid and vents his frustrations on an internet messageboard.



but YOU still talk like a faggot



how do you know how i talk?


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ltd said:
fgts just don't understand

keep the shit

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Re: before i get a week ban - what should i name my wife? [Re: Doitagain]
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Doitagain said:
jckmcgrth said:
Doitagain said:
jckmcgrth said:
Doitagain said:
jckmcgrth said:
yeah and no one cares



you're a real charmer man.



and you talk like a faggot



and you talk like some loser who never gets laid and vents his frustrations on an internet messageboard.



but YOU still talk like a faggot



how do you know how i talk?



how do you know how I talk?

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Re: before i get a week ban - what should i name my wife? [Re: jckmcgrth]
    #85418 -

haha i don't. but when it comes to talking gay intonation is key.  when it comes to seeming like a child intonation is not really necessary.


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ltd said:
fgts just don't understand

keep the shit

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