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 FRACTALife
Rust Fuckin' Cohle
 
Registered: 03/19/10
Posts: 6,838
Loc: Carcosa 
Last seen: 9 years, 2 months
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 Shampoo Razors 
#711802 - 02/05/14 03:09 PM (12 years, 3 months ago) |
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Who has one?
Inevitably I figure you all have a shampoo razors lying around somewhere.
How old is yours? How does it work? Does it hurt?
Please post tips in here
Mine is 3 months old and I just taught it the basic features
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 Hawksresurrection
Registered: 12/04/08
Posts: 13,464
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 Re: Shampoo Razors [Re: FRACTALife] 1
#711804 - 02/05/14 03:12 PM (12 years, 3 months ago) |
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What in the fuck are you talking about??
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Dude she isn't as young as she use to be.
-niteowl
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FRACTALife
Rust Fuckin' Cohle
Registered: 03/19/10
Posts: 6,838
Loc: Carcosa
Last seen: 9 years, 2 months
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Y' know....
Shampoo razors.
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FRACTALife
Rust Fuckin' Cohle
Registered: 03/19/10
Posts: 6,838
Loc: Carcosa
Last seen: 9 years, 2 months
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Re: Shampoo Razors [Re: FRACTALife]
#711807 - 02/05/14 03:18 PM (12 years, 3 months ago) |
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Is it a razor made out of shampoo?
Is it a shampoo made up of small razors?
Is it something else entirely?
Only one to find out:
BUY ONE FROM ME!
I only charge 99 cents per shampoo razor
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iStoner
Astral Beast
Registered: 06/09/10
Posts: 7,176
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Re: Shampoo Razors [Re: FRACTALife] 1
#711838 - 02/05/14 04:44 PM (12 years, 3 months ago) |
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i just put in my first shampoo razor order, i can't wait to try it out
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FRACTALife
Rust Fuckin' Cohle
Registered: 03/19/10
Posts: 6,838
Loc: Carcosa
Last seen: 9 years, 2 months
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Re: Shampoo Razors [Re: iStoner]
#711860 - 02/05/14 05:16 PM (12 years, 3 months ago) |
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THANKS SO MUCH LEGEND
Your shampoo razors should be there within 2-5 business days.
Please be careful and use it responsibly.
Don't show any children either
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Picklez
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 17,919
Last seen: 11 years, 10 months
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Re: Shampoo Razors [Re: FRACTALife] 1
#711863 - 02/05/14 05:27 PM (12 years, 3 months ago) |
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wtf is a shampoo razor?
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UltimateDevotion
TwistedByDesign
Registered: 11/23/12
Posts: 5,942
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hawksapprentice said:
What in the fuck are you talking about??
Dude, 19 is a pretty young age to completely fucking lose it dude. 
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FRACTALife
Rust Fuckin' Cohle
Registered: 03/19/10
Posts: 6,838
Loc: Carcosa
Last seen: 9 years, 2 months
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I didn't know Hawks was 19 too 
No in all seriousness I am surprised you guys haven't heard of Shampoo Razors before. They are a real thing. I love them. So much.
Who wants one?
If you are a shampoo razor virgin and never heard of it before I will send you one for free, just  your address
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Picklez
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 17,919
Last seen: 11 years, 10 months
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Re: Shampoo Razors [Re: FRACTALife] 3
#711887 - 02/05/14 06:48 PM (12 years, 3 months ago) |
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fuck you
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Deadkndys420
Registered: 08/28/12
Posts: 8,718
Loc: █████
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Re: Shampoo Razors [Re: Picklez] 1
#711892 - 02/05/14 07:00 PM (12 years, 3 months ago) |
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poor boy
Village Idiot
Registered: 06/07/13
Posts: 16,230
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hawksapprentice said:
What in the fuck are you talking about??
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Learning to love life by living through loss and mistakes
Lessons learned then gradually surfacing, Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect nor do I strive to be, I am alive in this world of face first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard through the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers, and letting them fall apart to a new rhythm just to feel better
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FRACTALife
Rust Fuckin' Cohle
Registered: 03/19/10
Posts: 6,838
Loc: Carcosa
Last seen: 9 years, 2 months
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Re: Shampoo Razors [Re: poor boy]
#711928 - 02/05/14 09:02 PM (12 years, 3 months ago) |
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Shit does anyone know how to unfreeze a frozen shampoo razor?
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FRACTALife
Rust Fuckin' Cohle
Registered: 03/19/10
Posts: 6,838
Loc: Carcosa
Last seen: 9 years, 2 months
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Re: Shampoo Razors [Re: FRACTALife]
#711929 - 02/05/14 09:02 PM (12 years, 3 months ago) |
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IT WON'T STOP MAKING NOISE!
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iStoner
Astral Beast
Registered: 06/09/10
Posts: 7,176
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Re: Shampoo Razors [Re: FRACTALife]
#711936 - 02/05/14 09:23 PM (12 years, 3 months ago) |
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rub it under your armpits
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FRACTALife
Rust Fuckin' Cohle
Registered: 03/19/10
Posts: 6,838
Loc: Carcosa
Last seen: 9 years, 2 months
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Re: Shampoo Razors [Re: iStoner]
#711945 - 02/05/14 11:45 PM (12 years, 3 months ago) |
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Dude it didn't work at all it just kept making a loud noise until it died.
I think I cut up my arm pits real bad though
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poor boy
Village Idiot
Registered: 06/07/13
Posts: 16,230
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Re: Shampoo Razors [Re: FRACTALife]
#711958 - 02/06/14 04:49 AM (12 years, 3 months ago) |
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I think an S. Razor is a dildo for men... Makes sense, yeah?
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Learning to love life by living through loss and mistakes
Lessons learned then gradually surfacing, Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect nor do I strive to be, I am alive in this world of face first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard through the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers, and letting them fall apart to a new rhythm just to feel better
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closed veil
'nother 'merican zombie
Registered: 01/17/11
Posts: 3,015
Loc: land of the dead
Last seen: 9 years, 10 months
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Re: Shampoo Razors [Re: poor boy]
#712002 - 02/06/14 08:27 AM (12 years, 3 months ago) |
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i've never seen a dildo that was gender specific, and they never come with instructions either. 
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m00nshine said: I just finished masturbating so it's time to get to work! 
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Debute23
Registered: 01/20/09
Posts: 141
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Re: Shampoo Razors [Re: poor boy] 3
#712003 - 02/06/14 08:28 AM (12 years, 3 months ago) |
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what in the holy fuck is going on in this thread?
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poor boy
Village Idiot
Registered: 06/07/13
Posts: 16,230
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Re: Shampoo Razors [Re: Debute23]
#712019 - 02/06/14 09:13 AM (12 years, 3 months ago) |
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closed veil said:
i've never seen a dildo that was gender specific, and they never come with instructions either.
they you obviously havnt been living...
Debute23 said:
what in the holy fuck is going on in this thread?
dont act like you dont know.
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Learning to love life by living through loss and mistakes
Lessons learned then gradually surfacing, Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect nor do I strive to be, I am alive in this world of face first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard through the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers, and letting them fall apart to a new rhythm just to feel better
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niteowl
GrandPaw
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 4,793
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Re: Shampoo Razors [Re: Debute23]
#712021 - 02/06/14 09:17 AM (12 years, 3 months ago) |
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Debute23 said:
what in the holy fuck is going on in this thread?
Just wait till you get in the Dome 
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The Ego is a pathological conditionlike a calcareous tumor or cystthat begins growing in the personalityin the absence of hallucinogenic substances-Terence McKenna-
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poor boy
Village Idiot
Registered: 06/07/13
Posts: 16,230
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Re: Shampoo Razors [Re: niteowl] 1
#712025 - 02/06/14 09:27 AM (12 years, 3 months ago) |
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dont listen to this guy. everything makes sense in the dome. he seems to be the only one that is ever lost and or confused.
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Learning to love life by living through loss and mistakes
Lessons learned then gradually surfacing, Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect nor do I strive to be, I am alive in this world of face first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard through the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers, and letting them fall apart to a new rhythm just to feel better
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niteowl
GrandPaw
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 4,793
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Re: Shampoo Razors [Re: poor boy]
#712030 - 02/06/14 09:42 AM (12 years, 3 months ago) |
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Im not confused 
Dont project yer demons on me boy
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The Ego is a pathological conditionlike a calcareous tumor or cystthat begins growing in the personalityin the absence of hallucinogenic substances-Terence McKenna-
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closed veil
'nother 'merican zombie
Registered: 01/17/11
Posts: 3,015
Loc: land of the dead
Last seen: 9 years, 10 months
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 Re: Shampoo Razors [Re: poor boy]
#712058 - 02/06/14 10:29 AM (12 years, 3 months ago) |
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poor boy said:
closed veil said:
i've never seen a dildo that was gender specific, and they never come with instructions either.
they you obviously havnt been living...
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m00nshine said: I just finished masturbating so it's time to get to work!
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closed veil
'nother 'merican zombie
Registered: 01/17/11
Posts: 3,015
Loc: land of the dead
Last seen: 9 years, 10 months
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Re: Shampoo Razors [Re: niteowl]
#712059 - 02/06/14 10:31 AM (12 years, 3 months ago) |
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niteowl said:
Just wait till you get in the Dome
i don't know why Stoney hasn't moved this to the dome.
this is so a dome thread
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m00nshine said: I just finished masturbating so it's time to get to work!
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poor boy
Village Idiot
Registered: 06/07/13
Posts: 16,230
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Learning to love life by living through loss and mistakes
Lessons learned then gradually surfacing, Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect nor do I strive to be, I am alive in this world of face first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard through the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers, and letting them fall apart to a new rhythm just to feel better
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FRACTALife
Rust Fuckin' Cohle
Registered: 03/19/10
Posts: 6,838
Loc: Carcosa
Last seen: 9 years, 2 months
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Re: Shampoo Razors [Re: poor boy]
#712165 - 02/06/14 02:44 PM (12 years, 3 months ago) |
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Shampoo Razor is not a dildo for men but the same company does make Dildos for men called Argentinian Cupcakes.
GOOD NEWS!
My armpits scabbed up and my shampoo razor fixed itself.
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Debute23
Registered: 01/20/09
Posts: 141
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Re: Shampoo Razors [Re: FRACTALife]
#712640 - 02/07/14 05:19 PM (12 years, 3 months ago) |
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i am more lost than ive ever been lost in my life.
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iStoner
Astral Beast
Registered: 06/09/10
Posts: 7,176
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Re: Shampoo Razors [Re: Debute23]
#712642 - 02/07/14 05:21 PM (12 years, 3 months ago) |
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I just got mine, such fast shipping, I LOVE IT!
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UltimateDevotion
TwistedByDesign
Registered: 11/23/12
Posts: 5,942
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Re: Shampoo Razors [Re: Debute23]
#712654 - 02/07/14 05:39 PM (12 years, 3 months ago) |
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Debute23 said:
i am more lost than ive ever been lost in my life.
right there with ya brutha 
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Harry Detroit in 304 made one last promise now
"I'm goin out without a trace, a vanishing act before your eyes"
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poor boy
Village Idiot
Registered: 06/07/13
Posts: 16,230
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Wow, that's a shocker...
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Learning to love life by living through loss and mistakes
Lessons learned then gradually surfacing, Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect nor do I strive to be, I am alive in this world of face first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard through the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers, and letting them fall apart to a new rhythm just to feel better
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Debute23
Registered: 01/20/09
Posts: 141
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Re: Shampoo Razors [Re: iStoner]
#712656 - 02/07/14 05:51 PM (12 years, 3 months ago) |
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There's only one cure for this UD...
iStoner said:
I just got mine, such fast shipping, I LOVE IT!
pics or it didn't happen 
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UltimateDevotion
TwistedByDesign
Registered: 11/23/12
Posts: 5,942
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Re: Shampoo Razors [Re: poor boy]
#712665 - 02/07/14 05:55 PM (12 years, 3 months ago) |
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Harry Detroit in 304 made one last promise now
"I'm goin out without a trace, a vanishing act before your eyes"
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FRACTALife
Rust Fuckin' Cohle
Registered: 03/19/10
Posts: 6,838
Loc: Carcosa
Last seen: 9 years, 2 months
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Re: Shampoo Razors [Re: iStoner]
#712815 - 02/08/14 01:17 AM (12 years, 3 months ago) |
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iStoner said:
I just got mine, such fast shipping, I LOVE IT!
So happy for you.
Have you used it while high yet? Feels soooooo good.
Just don't look at it with binoculars
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