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Up north in the UP on vacation.
Found a party last night.
Was on ambien among other things.
All of a sudden on a walk with a girl from the party when this huge fat lesbian cunt from the party ran up behind me and jumped on me and started beating the shit out of me. 
Didn't fight back.
Fast forward to tonight, I have a broken wrist and on Vicodin.
Just want to go home at this point.
My flight is tomorrow.
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I dont think anyone know wtf UP is. But, great story!
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some girl beat ur ass at a party and broke your wrist... 
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 Re: Well shit [Re: P-O]
#673259 - 05/31/13 11:12 PM (10 years, 10 months ago) |
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some girl beat ur ass at a party
naw man there is some hulk like lesbians out there man.
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Re: Well shit [Re: P-O] 2
#673260 - 05/31/13 11:12 PM (10 years, 10 months ago) |
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Like I said, great fucking story. This is what the Growery needs: more Fractal stories involving him getting beat up by girls
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theses defiantly more to this story.
he prob called her bitch when he was all pilled out
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Re: Well shit [Re: P-O] 1
#673263 - 05/31/13 11:14 PM (10 years, 10 months ago) |
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He was probably walking with the girl the alleged lesbo came with.
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itsaconspiracy
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FRACTALife we need more details
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Re: Well shit [Re: King Koopa] 1
#673266 - 05/31/13 11:17 PM (10 years, 10 months ago) |
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he prob pissed all over the toilet seat ... and butchy sat in his piss...
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Re: Well shit [Re: P-O]
#673267 - 05/31/13 11:22 PM (10 years, 10 months ago) |
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Re: Well shit [Re: P-O]
#673268 - 05/31/13 11:23 PM (10 years, 10 months ago) |
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no matter the story
ANOTHER CLASSIC THREAD BY FRACTAL 
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King Koopa said:
He was probably walking with the girl the alleged lesbo came with.
The cutest lesbo licked my ear and groped my junk. Her name was Sunndy.
She was tiny.
Then the OTHER massively huge other lesbo who was the sister of the girl who threw the party, who apparently everyone knew was crazy, thought I was a drug dealer. That was her demented reasoning.
Why did she think that? Because I said since they were giving me free beers I offered for free to anyone the Xanax I never use but I am still prescribed. Fast forward 10 mins I am on walk with other girl and the crazy lesbo sister runs up from behind me and stared wailing on me. The punches and scraped up elbow didn't hurt, all I could focus on was wrist pain.
The other people all pulled her off of me. Though she did try to chase after me. A nice really drunk dude walked me toward hotel.
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Edited by FRACTALife (05/31/13 11:27 PM)
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Re: Well shit [Re: P-O]
#673270 - 05/31/13 11:25 PM (10 years, 10 months ago) |
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ANOTHER CLASSIC THREAD BY FRACTAL
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Thanks guys, for cheering me up. This was actually a pretty rough day for me. Emotionally and physically. Can't wait to get home this evening (it's 130am here) so I can smoke my bud and be at peace at home with my family, and hopefully this Vicodin script will help. I néed to fill it here in morning. They just gave me one at ER and their pharmacy was closed. .
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Quote:
FRACTALife said:
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King Koopa said:
He was probably walking with the girl the alleged lesbo came with.
The cutest lesbo licked my ear and groped my junk. Her name was Sunndy.
She was tiny.
Then the OTHER massively huge other lesbo who was the sister of the girl who threw the party, who apparently everyone knew was crazy, thought I was a drug dealer. That was her demented reasoning.
Why did she think that? Because I said since they were giving me free beers I offered for free to anyone the Xanax I never use but I am still prescribed. Fast forward 10 mins I am on walk with other girl and the crazy lesbo sister runs up from behind me and stared wailing on me. The punches and scraped up elbow didn't hurt, all I could focus on was wrist pain.
The other people all pulled her off of me. Though she did try to chase after me. A nice really drunk dude walked me toward hotel.
Nice. This is gold, bro. Now explain what you were doing at a lesbian party
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itsaconspiracy
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Quote:
King Koopa said:
Now explain what you were doing at a lesbian party
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FRACTALife
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I met that nice drunk guy at a bar who invited me. Didn't know 9/10 chicks were lesbian there, but was told I had a possibly of getting a BJ there. Plus I was drunk, pilled, and stupid.
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thought I was a drug dealer. That was her demented reasoning.
Why did she think that? Because I said since they were giving me free beers I offered for free to anyone the Xanax
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I met that nice drunk guy at a bar who invited me...
..but was told I had a possibly of getting a BJ there..
tryin to score with lesbians drunk guy at the bar was probably gay and he was going to give you a bj at the party
Edited by itsaconspiracy (05/31/13 11:40 PM)
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King Koopa
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I met that nice drunk guy at a bar who invited me. Didn't know 9/10 chicks were lesbian there, but was told I had a possibly of getting a BJ there. Plus I was drunk, pilled, and stupid.
Happens to the best of us, seriously. Guy like me wouldn't give a fuck if she was asian, lesbian or not.
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FRACTALife
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Nope. There was also straight girls there. Just a lot of lesbian too. That dude was straight.
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P-O
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so how was the trip fractal?
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Happens to the best of us,
true 
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Re: Well shit [Re: King Koopa] 1
#673284 - 05/31/13 11:42 PM (10 years, 10 months ago) |
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King Koopa said:
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FRACTALife said:
I met that nice drunk guy at a bar who invited me. Didn't know 9/10 chicks were lesbian there, but was told I had a possibly of getting a BJ there. Plus I was drunk, pilled, and stupid.
Happens to the best of us, seriously. Guy like me wouldn't give a fuck if she was asian, lesbian or not.
Thanks Koop. Like I said, I really appreciate the cheering up. I felt good about not fighting her back, though that cunt deserves to be paralyzed for life.
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Re: Well shit [Re: P-O]
#673285 - 05/31/13 11:48 PM (10 years, 10 months ago) |
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so how was the trip fractal?
Ambien is weird shit. You hallucinate every object/tree/anything as a person/being/animal.
Also the night before I took a muscle relaxer for the 1st time. Was combined with booze and benzos. I couldn't even move. It felt like how I imagine a heroin OD would. Luckily my cousin and her BF took AMAZING care of me and now see me as a party god.
So glad I stopped benzos. Took them on this trip cuz only cuz I had no bud (beside the 2 times my cuz smoked me out). Benzos r the devil and I am proud I am clean off them and only use them a few days a year.
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Didn't fight back.
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Didn't fight back.
I felt too peaceful ATM. Plus she was like 300 pounds. And a girl. And a schizo.
You would have done the same thing.
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You would have done the same thing.
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Or maybe not, but if you didn't you'd be dead. Don't be an ass wipe. This be my golden thread.
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you wonldn't be rolling your eyes if you were getting attacked by a hulk with a vagina
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"I smashed that pill head GOOD!"
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you wonldn't be rolling your eyes if you were getting attacked by a hulk with a vagina
Amen
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you wonldn't be rolling your eyes if you were getting attacked by a hulk with a vagina
You're right.
I would be be fighting back instead of doing nothing.
Even if I was going to lose I wouldn't be a pansy and not do anything.
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Fighting back would have only made go crazier on me. I just defendrd myself and tried to talk her down as ithers yankec her off me. You can't always fight back. Not to mention my wrist was broken from the fall. Sneak attack.
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I would be be fighting back instead of doing nothing.
Even if I was going to lose I wouldn't be a pansey and not do anything.
well i wouldn't hit a chick even if it was a hulky lesbian but i would have dodged the blows though and he's not a pansey he just dosen't hit women but if he goes back he might be able to score with that chick he was walking with
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If I went back she would probably put a bullet in my head. My dad said maybe I should file a police report. Hopefully the universe will just give her cancer.
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If I went back she would probably put a bullet in my head.
maybe or maybe not she might of took her meds now
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I thought the equal rights thing meant we could fight back now hahaha
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P-O
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The 3 hit policy always... after she hits u 3 times, u are allowed one back. but punchin a woman make u look like a pussy either way... so its best to back hand em.
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Re: Well shit [Re: P-O]
#673361 - 06/01/13 08:19 PM (10 years, 10 months ago) |
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And out of habit mistakenly say "bitch better have my money".
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FRACTALife
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I am nodding from these Vicodins and just smoked my own weed in my own bong for first time in days.
Feeling nice 
But still absorbing all the shit that happened.
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Re: Well shit [Re: FRACTALife] 2
#673370 - 06/01/13 10:00 PM (10 years, 10 months ago) |
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Lol at getting invited to party by guy and it just HAPPENS to be dominated by homosexuals
The dude was into you, your benzo tolerance was just too high for the roofies in the "free beers" to take effect
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There was 2 dudes there including me. All rest were women . Like half or more were lesbos.
I know he was straight
Nodding hard on there hydros
Smokin lots of weed and really high from not smokin on vacation.
Smoking lots of cigs
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So out of it I accidentally hid a post or this thread or something but don't what I did and can't find I hide posts button.
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FRACTALife
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Well now I am in a cast for six weeks and my cousin is semi-successfully ruining my life. Very upset. Got 60 Vicodin though, enough money for some cigs, and a little pot left so that should bring me some relief. My cousin is the biggest cunt in the universe though. Really wish she was dead. Not kidding.
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HUG IT OUT!!!!!
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Re: Well shit [Re: P-O]
#673534 - 06/03/13 04:25 PM (10 years, 10 months ago) |
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HUG IT OUT!!!!!
No shit! how could you be that pissed at your cousin
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FRACTALife
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Shit went down the past two days I haven't posted. Trust me, if you were in my shoes, you would feel the same way. She is a satanic cunt. She called both my parents telling lies about me and saying horrible shit. They know better than to trust that manipulative sociopath though, but it sucks she is basically dead to me. She will have no one sooner or later.
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