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OfflineRasJeph
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Lolsy Ambien Story (now with a map! hahah)
    #515280 - 01/18/11 06:33 PM (5 years, 10 months ago)

Some of you might remember this story, but I've recently found something of an "update" to the adventure, so its funnier.

Well, I took a bunch with my buddies. We all stomped around my house in our ambien stupor and did all kinds of crazy shit. I remember my friend Bill making me and my friend Htown go out into the kitchen to see something. Then when we got there, he had forgotten what we went to see.

Htown was gathering various objects "for science" and was going to "make a fucking invention".

They tell me we walked to the park near my house and stopped in every building. Its about a mile long park, and they said we went through the whole park. I have 0 memory of any of this. Mind you, the snow was about 4 feet deep during this time too.

Later on, we went to pick up this girl I was trying to bone at the time and got super drunk with her. I had forgotten that I took ambien a few hours earlier.

I smoked an entire pack of smokes (I don't smoke tobacco) and drank a whole liter of some kind of girly schnapps drink.

I woke up at 2 AM with my hat and shorts on in my shower with the water on full blast.

Anyway, this was all about a year ago. Me and my homies were looking through a notebook the other day and found this map we apparently made. We had some kind of plan, but only VERY feint memory of making it. This is a map of the park, but I have no idea what the plan was AT ALL.

:lol: Ah shit, it was hard to capture it.




Sorry if its hard to see. The bottom scribbles are a forest, "BASE" is my house, theres a "?" building, some bathrooms, and a playground (all recognizable). In the lower left it says "TO STORE" as well as "BACK TO BASE". Lol.

Heres the most interesting part to me:



I CAN read it, it says "takedown", "lookout" and "DP". I have no idea what we were taking down. I have no idea why we were looking out. And I really honestly have no idea what "DP" could stand for. Also note that there are 4 people. There were only 3 of us when we were tripping. 2 people are hiding in a bush for some reason, and there are a bunch trails up to that building we were scheming in, but I don't know why there are so many trails or why we had to mark out the tracks.

:rofl:


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Re: Lolsy Ambien Story (now with a map! hahah) [Re: RasJeph]
    #515290 - 01/18/11 06:46 PM (5 years, 10 months ago)

:ilold:
:laugh2:


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Re: Lolsy Ambien Story (now with a map! hahah) [Re: RasJeph]
    #515303 - 01/18/11 07:36 PM (5 years, 10 months ago)

DP = Double penetration obviously.


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Re: Lolsy Ambien Story (now with a map! hahah) [Re: DungenessDank]
    #515306 - 01/18/11 07:52 PM (5 years, 10 months ago)

:rofl: Wow..... Nice.


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Re: Lolsy Ambien Story (now with a map! hahah) [Re: Cage]
    #515311 - 01/18/11 08:11 PM (5 years, 10 months ago)

Never heard of ambie till lately.
edit: whats it like? xanax?


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Edited by Shr0000ooooms (01/18/11 08:11 PM)


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Re: Lolsy Ambien Story (now with a map! hahah) [Re: Shr0000ooooms]
    #515317 - 01/18/11 08:26 PM (5 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Shr0000ooooms said:
Never heard of ambie till lately.
edit: whats it like? xanax?



Nope, it's a sleeping aid, there's no body high really, if you don't go to sleep weird shit happens.


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Re: Lolsy Ambien Story (now with a map! hahah) [Re: Cage]
    #515321 - 01/18/11 08:37 PM (5 years, 10 months ago)

it could have very well meant double penetration if we knew she was coming over when we drew up that map haha.

and ambien is hard to explain. its pretty much exactly like dreaming while youre awake and blacking out huge portions of your day.

sorry for the grammar...i guess this place is addicting enough for me to post from my phone now haha.


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Re: Lolsy Ambien Story (now with a map! hahah) [Re: DungenessDank]
    #515384 - 01/18/11 11:35 PM (5 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

DungenessDank said:
DP = Double penetration obviously.




But that shits classic dude. I love when you write crazy shit down when you're fucked up and find them later.


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