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InvisibleHarry_Ba11sachM
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Mormon.org Trolling
    #493617 - 10/30/10 08:28 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

DO IT

Tiffani: Hello, how are you?
Me: I'm doing well, how are you Tiffany?
Me: Oh I'm sorry, Tiffani with an I
Tiffani: I'm well, thanks. How can I help you?
Me: well I have an issue that I'm struggling with
Tiffani: Ok.
Me: I've recently realized that I'm gay and my current religion (christianity) isn't accepting of that
Tiffani: Ok.
Me: WHen my priest was touching me in his office he said that God would approve, but when I made the announcement during Mass I was shunned by the entire congregation
Tiffani: Why would you tell me that?
Me: because I've heard that Mormon's are very accepting and honorable people
Me: and I needed to get it off my chest
Me: seriously, it's sticky
Tiffani: This isn't a confession website. But I can talk about our faith and answer questions.
Me: I'm not confessing
Me: I'm interested in converting to moronism because my current religious choices aren't really panning out
Me: I have another serious question for you though
Tiffani: ok
Me: How do magnets work?
Me: I was told the golden tablets hold the secret to their power
Tiffani: Trolling for the evening huh?
Me: for lyfe, bitch
The conversation has ended


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OfflineDieselB
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Re: Mormon.org Trolling [Re: Harry_Ba11sach]
    #493620 - 10/30/10 08:32 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

:ilold:


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InvisibleAcidic_Sloth
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Re: Mormon.org Trolling [Re: Harry_Ba11sach]
    #493621 - 10/30/10 08:33 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

good job!


it's even funnier because i was baptised Mormon, and my parents are somewhat active in the church; at least, they go to service like every other Sunday. they give us food and stuff though, so i can't complain. they're actually pretty chill people when you get past the weird religion thing.


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Re: Mormon.org Trolling [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #493626 - 10/30/10 08:45 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

I thought mormons aren't allowed to drugs and shit but your dad is okay with weed and shit?

Interesting.

Mormons are fucking creepy people. I've had quite a few of them come to my door trying to discuss jesus christ with me..... :bouncysmoke:

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Re: Mormon.org Trolling [Re: Feifen]
    #493628 - 10/30/10 08:47 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

I am going to call them.

I am drunk and slightly stoned

This is going to go well. :beercat:

Oh yeah, and if anyone else wants to fuck with these people

1-888-537-6600

Edited by Feifen (10/30/10 08:49 PM)

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InvisibleAcidic_Sloth
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Re: Mormon.org Trolling [Re: Feifen]
    #493632 - 10/30/10 08:59 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

well .. my parents aren't really conventional Mormons.


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InvisibleiStoner
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Re: Mormon.org Trolling [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #493636 - 10/30/10 09:07 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

one of the nicest, and coolest people ive ever met is a diehard mormon.


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OfflineFeifen
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Re: Mormon.org Trolling [Re: iStoner]
    #493640 - 10/30/10 09:10 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

I went to a mormon dance because of my friend.

I was pulled aside and taken into a room, asked if I did drugs/believed in god/was a good person/etc

Afterwards they said I couldn't get near, kiss, hold hands or even hug a girl at the dance.

Lol?

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Invisibleltd
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Re: Mormon.org Trolling [Re: Harry_Ba11sach]
    #493642 - 10/30/10 09:11 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

Me: Hello Nate
Nate: Hello, how can I assist you?
Me: I need some information about Mormonism.
Nate: What is your question?
Me: I'm looking to burn down and/or bomb a Mormon place of worship. I was also thinking of firing up a Mormon genocide.
Me: Where might I find the largest population of Mormons in the USA?
The conversation has ended

I wonder if he'll call the federales

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InvisibleiStoner
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Re: Mormon.org Trolling [Re: DieselB]
    #493645 - 10/30/10 09:24 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

DieselB said:
:ilold:




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InvisibleHarry_Ba11sachM
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Re: Mormon.org Trolling [Re: ltd]
    #493648 - 10/30/10 09:31 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

ltd said:
Me: Hello Nate
Nate: Hello, how can I assist you?
Me: I need some information about Mormonism.
Nate: What is your question?
Me: I'm looking to burn down and/or bomb a Mormon place of worship. I was also thinking of firing up a Mormon genocide.
Me: Where might I find the largest population of Mormons in the USA?
The conversation has ended

I wonder if he'll call the federales




Holy fucking shit :rofl:


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Re: Mormon.org Trolling [Re: ltd]
    #493649 - 10/30/10 09:45 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

ltd said:
Me: Hello Nate
Nate: Hello, how can I assist you?
Me: I need some information about Mormonism.
Nate: What is your question?
Me: I'm looking to burn down and/or bomb a Mormon place of worship. I was also thinking of firing up a Mormon genocide.
Me: Where might I find the largest population of Mormons in the USA?
The conversation has ended

I wonder if he'll call the federales





I'm sure he did. I hope you used a proxy.

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InvisibleFurrowedBrowM
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Re: Mormon.org Trolling [Re: Harry_Ba11sach]
    #493657 - 10/30/10 10:03 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Harry_Ba11sach said:
DO IT

Tiffani: Hello, how are you?
Me: I'm doing well, how are you Tiffany?
Me: Oh I'm sorry, Tiffani with an I
Tiffani: I'm well, thanks. How can I help you?
Me: well I have an issue that I'm struggling with
Tiffani: Ok.
Me: I've recently realized that I'm gay and my current religion (christianity) isn't accepting of that
Tiffani: Ok.
Me: WHen my priest was touching me in his office he said that God would approve, but when I made the announcement during Mass I was shunned by the entire congregation
Tiffani: Why would you tell me that?
Me: because I've heard that Mormon's are very accepting and honorable people
Me: and I needed to get it off my chest
Me: seriously, it's sticky
Tiffani: This isn't a confession website. But I can talk about our faith and answer questions.
Me: I'm not confessing
Me: I'm interested in converting to moronism because my current religious choices aren't really panning out
Me: I have another serious question for you though
Tiffani: ok
Me: How do magnets work?
Me: I was told the golden tablets hold the secret to their power
Tiffani: Trolling for the evening huh?
Me: for lyfe, bitch
The conversation has ended





:rotfl::rofl:


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Re: Mormon.org Trolling [Re: FurrowedBrow]
    #493659 - 10/30/10 10:11 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

Me: Hello Bridgette
Bridgette: Hello
Bridgette: What brings you to Mormon.org?
Me: I heard millions and millions of Mormons died in the holocaust. Is this true?
Bridgette: no
Bridgette: you're thinking of jews
Me: Oh, too bad.

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Invisiblemhbound
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Re: Mormon.org Trolling [Re: Harry_Ba11sach]
    #493663 - 10/30/10 10:25 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Harry_Ba11sach said:
DO IT

Tiffani: Hello, how are you?
Me: I'm doing well, how are you Tiffany?
Me: Oh I'm sorry, Tiffani with an I
Tiffani: I'm well, thanks. How can I help you?
Me: well I have an issue that I'm struggling with
Tiffani: Ok.
Me: I've recently realized that I'm gay and my current religion (christianity) isn't accepting of that
Tiffani: Ok.
Me: WHen my priest was touching me in his office he said that God would approve, but when I made the announcement during Mass I was shunned by the entire congregation
Tiffani: Why would you tell me that?
Me: because I've heard that Mormon's are very accepting and honorable people
Me: and I needed to get it off my chest
Me: seriously, it's sticky
Tiffani: This isn't a confession website. But I can talk about our faith and answer questions.
Me: I'm not confessing
Me: I'm interested in converting to moronism because my current religious choices aren't really panning out
Me: I have another serious question for you though
Tiffani: ok
Me: How do magnets work?
Me: I was told the golden tablets hold the secret to their power
Tiffani: Trolling for the evening huh?
Me: for lyfe, bitch
The conversation has ended



:ilold:


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Offlinevolcomstoner
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Re: Mormon.org Trolling [Re: ltd]
    #493674 - 10/30/10 11:34 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

ltd said:
Me: Hello Bridgette
Bridgette: Hello
Bridgette: What brings you to Mormon.org?
Me: I heard millions and millions of Mormons died in the holocaust. Is this true?
Bridgette: no
Bridgette: you're thinking of jews
Me: Oh, too bad.



:rofl2:
My aunt and uncle who are mormons have like 12 fucking kids, My grandma is also mormon and they are all fucking crazy. I refuse to go to that side of the families get-togethers because of all the annoying ass kids and them always trying to convert you.


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Re: Mormon.org Trolling [Re: volcomstoner]
    #493684 - 10/30/10 11:51 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

I talked to bridgette as well, she takes for ever to respond.


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Re: Mormon.org Trolling [Re: Hawksresurrection]
    #493709 - 10/31/10 03:00 AM (13 years, 4 months ago)

A guy down the street that hits me up for weed all the time is a CONVERTED mormon.
He's also gay; its so interesting to hear how much he really loves his religion, but I just don't get it.


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