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 Jefferson
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 Anybody else suck at rolling joints? 
#471452 - 09/02/10 07:46 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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Just rolled a cone this was the best I could do.
In the background is another poorly rolled joint
And you can hear people explain it, you can watch videos, look at step by step how to's, even watch your friends roll perfect J's and this is still the end result.
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DungenessDank
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Re: Anybody else suck at rolling joints? [Re: Jefferson] 2
#471454 - 09/02/10 07:49 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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That's like a 4th grader joint.
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TomCollins
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Re: Anybody else suck at rolling joints? [Re: Jefferson]
#471455 - 09/02/10 07:50 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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 Jeeeeeeesus....
It just takes time man. Everyone sucks at it when they start off. 
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 drawde
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Re: Anybody else suck at rolling joints? [Re: TomCollins]
#471457 - 09/02/10 07:52 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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As long as it gets the job done. 
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Tripp420
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Re: Anybody else suck at rolling joints? [Re: TomCollins]
#471459 - 09/02/10 07:54 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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Holy shit.
Yhea, I roll bad joints too.
Just as long as you grind first, and practice, you'll get better.
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THEBats
The Bridge Master
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Re: Anybody else suck at rolling joints? [Re: Tripp420]
#471460 - 09/02/10 07:58 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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I can't roll joints worth a shit unless I cheat and use a dollar bill. I can roll a good blunt though. 
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kickin-two-hundo said:
you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day. 
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Shaggy420
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Re: Anybody else suck at rolling joints? [Re: THEBats]
#471463 - 09/02/10 08:03 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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i suck so bad i dont think ill ever learn because i cant be bothered to go through the whole process of rolling a joint when i can just pack a bowl in a matter of seconds.
but there is something special about smoking a joint. its traditional
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THEBats
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Re: Anybody else suck at rolling joints? [Re: Shaggy420]
#471464 - 09/02/10 08:04 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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A joint or a blunt is my preferred method unless the weed is bomb.
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kickin-two-hundo said:
you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day.
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Shaggy420
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Re: Anybody else suck at rolling joints? [Re: THEBats]
#471465 - 09/02/10 08:07 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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ill have to start practising, its embarrasing being a stoner that cant roll a joint. its like being the only kid in school who cant tie his shoe laces
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Jefferson
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Re: Anybody else suck at rolling joints? [Re: TomCollins]
#471467 - 09/02/10 08:11 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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Spency said:
Jeeeeeeesus....
It just takes time man. Everyone sucks at it when they start off.
Yeah I usually say fuck it and smoke out of a pipe. Lately I've been practicing though.
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Kilroy
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Re: Anybody else suck at rolling joints? [Re: Jefferson]
#471470 - 09/02/10 08:15 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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practice makes perfect
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iStoner
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Re: Anybody else suck at rolling joints? [Re: Kilroy]
#471474 - 09/02/10 08:19 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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im realy good at rolling joints now, but i used to suck.
when i first started i would roll the paper how i wanted it to look and seal it, then i would just stick the ground up weed in there and pack it with something.
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Jefferson
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Re: Anybody else suck at rolling joints? [Re: iStoner]
#471475 - 09/02/10 08:21 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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iStoner said:
im realy good at rolling joints now, but i used to suck.
when i first started i would roll the paper how i wanted it to look and seal it, then i would just stick the ground up weed in there and pack it with something.
That's so beautiful it makes me want to cry.
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Tripp420
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Re: Anybody else suck at rolling joints? [Re: Jefferson]
#471478 - 09/02/10 08:23 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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I think I suck now.
Shoulda seen me in Jr. High.
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Blackstatis
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Re: Anybody else suck at rolling joints? [Re: Tripp420]
#471517 - 09/02/10 09:07 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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get yourself a pack of hand rolling tobacco. i used to smoke cigs like that, you'll learn after a couple packs.
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T-Rex
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Re: Anybody else suck at rolling joints? [Re: Tripp420]
#471524 - 09/02/10 09:10 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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I am a champion roller, but I roll my own cigs too so I practice all day every day
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FurrowedBrow
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Re: Anybody else suck at rolling joints? [Re: Blackstatis]
#471525 - 09/02/10 09:11 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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volcomstoner
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Re: Anybody else suck at rolling joints? [Re: Jefferson]
#471553 - 09/02/10 09:56 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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damn, I havent rolled a joint that bad since I was 14 haha
All the people I hang out and smoke with suck at rolling joints and won't even practice b\c they just use a roller. So I'm always the one rolling the joints, I guess I'm pretty good at it. I would just buy a couple packs of papers at a time and just sit there and keep rolling and trying new ways and eventually you get the hang of.
also, schwag/regs fucking sucks for rolling.
I've found that dense, sticky bud is easiest for me to roll.
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T-Rex
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Re: Anybody else suck at rolling joints? [Re: volcomstoner]
#471555 - 09/02/10 10:02 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
volcomstoner said:
I would just buy a couple packs of papers at a time and just sit there and keep rolling and trying new ways and eventually you get the hang of it.
qft
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MR.HEADY
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Re: Anybody else suck at rolling joints? [Re: T-Rex]
#471562 - 09/02/10 10:17 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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my wife rolls liek a champion so she rolls all the joints or blunts we smoke although i prefer the bong
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NobodyImportant
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Re: Anybody else suck at rolling joints? [Re: MR.HEADY]
#471586 - 09/03/10 01:30 AM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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Buy a bag of rolling tobacco and roll some cigs to practice, or just keep ripping it open and re-trying
IMO every joint I roll is better than the last  except when they dont turn out good
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Krackatus
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Re: Anybody else suck at rolling joints? [Re: NobodyImportant]
#471603 - 09/03/10 07:27 AM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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No. My joints are awesome. I roll backwards with the thinnest papers on the market. All you can taste is the herb. No paper.
The only annoying thing is that i'm used to a certain standard now and only a couple of people i know roll to this standard. I get annoyed when people roll joints lined with loads of tobacco then wrap it up in really thick papers.
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