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 oj simpson
serving 9-33 years
Registered: 08/14/10
Posts: 144
Loc: Nevada 
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 last night at the bars 
#464748 - 08/21/10 10:17 AM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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So the girl I've been hanging out with this summer was acting like a salty twat so I left the group I went to the bar with and walked down the street to another bar. There were all these 30 and 40 something year old drunk bitches in town for some Bacon Brothers concert. Yes, Kevin Bacon.  Anyway, I start partying with this group of drunk cougars and ask them if they want to smoke some pot. Only 1 of them was down so we went out to her car and fired one up. She hits the bowl one time and gives me a blowie while I finish it myself. I hung out with them for a little while longer and then go back to the other bar. By this time, salty twat was kinda drunk and being apologetic and we go back to the cabin and fuck each others brains out. Oh and some dude got knocked the fuck out as we were leaving. I consider last night to be a pretty good night.
Now I'm laying in bed, getting high, and posting. Salty twat is no longer salty and cooking up a mean breakfast and I can smell sausage and bacon.
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Dr. Siekadellyk
Question Everything!
Registered: 04/20/09
Posts: 9,368
Loc: Ketamine
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Re: last night at the bars [Re: oj simpson]
#464755 - 08/21/10 10:30 AM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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I hear ebay has the best bacon of them all.
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FurrowedBrow
Free yourself from yourself
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 12,045
Loc: Carpal Tunnel
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Re: last night at the bars [Re: oj simpson]
#464757 - 08/21/10 10:31 AM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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yeah, that's far too long for a twitter post. Thanks for the update. Glad you had a good time.
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 NobodyImportant
Science Is Subculture
Registered: 05/03/08
Posts: 4,981
Loc: Jawjuh.
Last seen: 13 years, 10 days
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Dr. Siekadellyk said:
I hear ebay has the best bacon of them all.
QFT, they dont even have regular boring bacon, only delicious bacon
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oj simpson
serving 9-33 years
Registered: 08/14/10
Posts: 144
Loc: Nevada
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CosmicFool
Psychoholic
Registered: 08/07/10
Posts: 1,634
Loc: 203
Last seen: 1 month, 11 hours
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NobodyImportant said:
Dr. Siekadellyk said:
I hear ebay has the best bacon of them all.
QFT, they dont even have regular boring bacon, only delicious bacon
their ranch dressing is note worthy too.
oh and to the RP:
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FarBeyondDriven
Truthfully, I'm a bullshitter
Registered: 04/22/08
Posts: 13,834
Loc: Greenbow, Alabama
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Re: last night at the bars [Re: oj simpson]
#464813 - 08/21/10 01:10 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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Don't kill her Oj, then she won't make you breakfast anymore 
sounds like a fun night.
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King Koopa
Natty
Registered: 06/25/08
Posts: 12,819
Last seen: 1 year, 6 months
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Re: last night at the bars [Re: oj simpson]
#464941 - 08/21/10 06:22 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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Niiiiice. 
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