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 THEBats
The Bridge Master
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 8,488
Last seen: 11 years, 5 months
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 Terrorism Survival Guide 
#44207 - 05/31/08 12:06 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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 If you spot terrorism, blow your anti-terrorism whistle. If you are Vin Diesel, yell really loud.
 If you are trapped under falling debris, conserve oxygen by not farting.
 If you've become a radiation mutant with a deformed hand, remember to close the window. No one wants to see that.
 Remember that desks are capable of holding hundreds of pounds of debris.
 A quick family snapshot in front of the latest scene of a terrorist attack may became a treasured family keepsake that will preserve precious memories for years to come.
 What do you suppose that means?
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kickin-two-hundo said:
you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day. 
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highasfuck
The last samuri
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 6,886
Loc: So Cal
Last seen: 15 years, 10 months
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Re: Terrorism Survival Guide [Re: THEBats]
#44210 - 05/31/08 12:12 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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If you've become a radiation mutant with a deformed hand, remember to close the window. No one wants to see that.
LOLS
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Iamasmoker
imachavel
Registered: 05/29/08
Posts: 636
Loc: Florida
Last seen: 16 years, 5 months
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Re: Terrorism Survival Guide [Re: highasfuck]
#44336 - 05/31/08 05:32 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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that's fucked up, LMAO.
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my rating of flavoraid:
b*tch*s shouldn't call me a retard..
and this shit... "I like to drink tea, lift weights, punch shit, have sex with girls"....
is gay as f**k
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