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The Bridge Master

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Terrorism Survival Guide
    #44207 - 05/31/08 12:06 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

If you spot terrorism, blow your anti-terrorism whistle. If you are Vin Diesel, yell really loud.

If you are trapped under falling debris, conserve oxygen by not farting.

If you've become a radiation mutant with a deformed hand, remember to close the window. No one wants to see that.

Remember that desks are capable of holding hundreds of pounds of debris.

A quick family snapshot in front of the latest scene of a terrorist attack may became a treasured family keepsake that will preserve precious memories for years to come.

What do you suppose that means?

kickin-two-hundo said:
you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day.  :twobooks:

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The last samuri
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Re: Terrorism Survival Guide [Re: THEBats]
    #44210 - 05/31/08 12:12 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

If you've become a radiation mutant with a deformed hand, remember to close the window. No one wants to see that.


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Re: Terrorism Survival Guide [Re: highasfuck]
    #44336 - 05/31/08 05:32 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

that's fucked up, LMAO.

my rating of flavoraid:

b*tch*s shouldn't call me a retard..

and this shit... "I like to drink tea, lift weights, punch shit, have sex with girls"....

is gay as f**k

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