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OfflineIamasmoker
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lieutenant_dan
    #43922 - 05/30/08 09:35 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

and it was my good freind liuetenant dan, he said to me "forrest, I always told you if you became a captain, I'd be your first mate, well here I am Forrest, I'm your first mate"

"I think lieutenant_dan made his peace with god that day"


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my rating of flavoraid:

b*tch*s shouldn't call me a retard..

and this shit... "I like to drink tea, lift weights, punch shit, have sex with girls"....

is gay as f**k

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Re: lieutenant_dan [Re: Iamasmoker]
    #43924 - 05/30/08 09:47 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

:deepman:

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Re: lieutenant_dan [Re: ltd]
    #43988 - 05/30/08 11:18 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

yea

he got titanium legs now, the kind of titanium that goes into outer space.


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Re: lieutenant_dan [Re: aDoS]
    #43990 - 05/30/08 11:20 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

But they still rust. :lol:

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Re: lieutenant_dan [Re: andyistic]
    #43999 - 05/30/08 11:28 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

Lieutenant Dan got some rusty legs


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Re: lieutenant_dan [Re: aDoS]
    #44001 - 05/30/08 11:29 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

In all likelihood, they squeak when he walks.

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Re: lieutenant_dan [Re: andyistic]
    #44006 - 05/30/08 11:32 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

id rather lose my leg than my arm forest gump was boring.

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Re: lieutenant_dan [Re: weezerfan19]
    #44007 - 05/30/08 11:33 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

Forrest Gump was a pretty neat movie in my opinion.


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Re: lieutenant_dan [Re: aDoS]
    #44010 - 05/30/08 11:36 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

i dunno it was boring and fake no one ran across america and vietnam and wasnt there a scene where he was in space? seems LAME

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Re: lieutenant_dan [Re: weezerfan19]
    #44014 - 05/30/08 11:38 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

na, I don't think he ever did go into outer space, but if he did that would be pretty cool.


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Re: lieutenant_dan [Re: aDoS]
    #44025 - 05/30/08 11:56 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

:whatever: weezer is lame.

forrest gump pwns.


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They should teach african engineering at the college level.  mcgyver 101

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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

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Re: lieutenant_dan [Re: MFDoom666]
    #44031 - 05/30/08 11:59 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

True dat.  I just watched it a few weeks ago :rockon:


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Re: lieutenant_dan [Re: MFDoom666]
    #44065 - 05/31/08 01:22 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

MFDoom666 said:
:whatever: weezer is lame.

forrest gump pwns.




oohhh burn!


But I like weezer and forrest gump both

Not all movies need to based on true people to be good. :stoned:

I actually just got done watching it.


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Re: lieutenant_dan [Re: weezerfan19]
    #44066 - 05/31/08 01:32 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

weezerfan19 said:
i dunno it was boring and fake no one ran across america and vietnam and wasnt there  a scene where he was in space?  seems LAME




:lol: What a terrible way to judge a movie.
"That movie was completely historically inaccurate and it was obviously fiction, therefor it isn't good."
Life musta sucked as a child, I don't imagine you would have enjoyed any movies then.

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Re: lieutenant_dan [Re: jewunit]
    #44067 - 05/31/08 01:33 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

I can somewhat agree. Forest Gump was somewhat dull and boring but I was still able to enjoy the story.

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Re: lieutenant_dan [Re: Picklez]
    #44068 - 05/31/08 01:36 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

You can like and dislike any movies you want, but the way he described why he didn't like it seems fairly ridiculous. Unless, of course, he only ever enjoys documentaries.

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Re: lieutenant_dan [Re: MFDoom666]
    #44101 - 05/31/08 03:45 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

MFDoom666 said:
:whatever: weezer is lame.

forrest gump pwns.



QFT.

:crazybeard:


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Re: lieutenant_dan [Re: aDoS]
    #44103 - 05/31/08 04:07 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

So what's this lieutenant dan leg business about, then?


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Re: lieutenant_dan [Re: Brugman]
    #44123 - 05/31/08 08:07 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

Lieutenant Dan lost his legs in Nam. Then he went around as a bitter alcoholic cripple for several years, before becoming the 1st mate of Forrest Gump's shrimp boat, which turned his life around when he faced God in a huge storm (Odysseus-style), prompting him to marry an azn and get titanium leg replacements.


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Re: lieutenant_dan [Re: Sativus]
    #44200 - 05/31/08 11:51 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

:werd:

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