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Offlinevolcomstoner
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Fucking noob weed smokers
    #438258 - 06/27/10 02:53 AM (6 years, 5 months ago)

Me and a buddy of mine were chilling drinking tonight we smoke 3 bowls, and then he takes 2 shots of moonshine and fucking starts throwing up:facepalm:

damn lightweights, now he's passed out on the floor:lol:


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Re: Fucking noob weed smokers [Re: volcomstoner]
    #438259 - 06/27/10 02:59 AM (6 years, 5 months ago)

Haha! Took a hawt chick out one night, we were getting pretty physical while we drove over to a buddy's house, and then he broke out the gravity bong.  I was like "Hell yeah! I am gonna be getting laid for sure tonight!" 
She hits it once, and starts talking about how we have to take her to the hospital and that she's gonna die...then there's this long pause where she just stares into space and then vomits straight onto the floor.
We were like WHAT THE FUCK?!?!
The rational side of us was saying "she's fine, she's just way too high." but the stoned side of us was like "what the fuck are you going to do?! She's gonna die! You can't drive to the hospital like this!"
Rational side won, and we left her in the garage to calm down while we went and played SSX 3.

night=:thumbup:
sex? :nonono:


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Offlinevolcomstoner
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Re: Fucking noob weed smokers [Re: 81renaissance]
    #438267 - 06/27/10 03:13 AM (6 years, 5 months ago)

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81renaissance said:
Haha! Took a hawt chick out one night, we were getting pretty physical while we drove over to a buddy's house, and then he broke out the gravity bong.  I was like "Hell yeah! I am gonna be getting laid for sure tonight!" 
She hits it once, and starts talking about how we have to take her to the hospital and that she's gonna die...then there's this long pause where she just stares into space and then vomits straight onto the floor.
We were like WHAT THE FUCK?!?!
The rational side of us was saying "she's fine, she's just way too high." but the stoned side of us was like "what the fuck are you going to do?! She's gonna die! You can't drive to the hospital like this!"
Rational side won, and we left her in the garage to calm down while we went and played SSX 3.

night=:thumbup:
sex? :nonono:



HAHAH, thats fucking hilarious man :thumbup:

Sucks though when people randomly throw up from smoking weed


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Offline81renaissance
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Re: Fucking noob weed smokers [Re: volcomstoner]
    #438269 - 06/27/10 03:14 AM (6 years, 5 months ago)

Truth.


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Re: Fucking noob weed smokers [Re: 81renaissance]
    #438430 - 06/27/10 01:29 PM (6 years, 5 months ago)

Moonshine is hard on me too though brah.
I'm most defiantly not the most buoyant person on the planet.
But I could kill like 7 beers and 3-4 bowls before I start to feel like I'm going to hurl.
:jah:


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Re: Fucking noob weed smokers [Re: Apollo2k]
    #438432 - 06/27/10 01:33 PM (6 years, 5 months ago)

i tried alchohol and weed once, it just wasnt for me. My body didnt take it well, and got the spins like a motherfucker and was throwing up alot. Weed never bothers me expet it makes my heart beat real fast sometimes. ive never seen someone throw up from it.


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Re: Fucking noob weed smokers [Re: volcomstoner]
    #438434 - 06/27/10 01:46 PM (6 years, 5 months ago)

Wait so what does this have to do with being a "noob weed smoker"...if anything maybe a noob moonshine drinker

He threw up after drinking two shots of ~200 proof alcohol. Most people cannot take straight moonshine and it's almost retarded to do so as it completely rips your throat apart. That said, I've done it my share of times. :smirk:


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Re: Fucking noob weed smokers [Re: Tangerines]
    #438439 - 06/27/10 02:02 PM (6 years, 5 months ago)

Yesterday i started drinkin a the bar at 1045- then drank alllll day and floated the river with a bottle of whiskey

got fuckin flipped out of my tube im alllllll bangggeddd up!
lost my top.
some fucker thought it was funny when i fell out of the tube- i had to hit him.
then got home and my sister wanted to go drink
i chose to smoke a blunt

i immediately got the spins

there was spaghetti everywhere when i woke up. havent been able to eat or even drink water all day
:stanhopefacepalm:

i should have known better.


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Re: Fucking noob weed smokers [Re: Tina]
    #438441 - 06/27/10 02:06 PM (6 years, 5 months ago)

Man you sound like my girl she loves goin to bars in the early afternoon it always turns into a shit show though. Alcoholism is funny!


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Re: Fucking noob weed smokers [Re: Tina]
    #438442 - 06/27/10 02:07 PM (6 years, 5 months ago)

I do not like mixing both as well. I can handle my share of booze, and a good amount of smoke but not both together.


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Re: Fucking noob weed smokers [Re: Kilroy]
    #438445 - 06/27/10 02:08 PM (6 years, 5 months ago)

I love the mix.  It spins me soooo good.


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Re: Fucking noob weed smokers [Re: Tangerines]
    #438447 - 06/27/10 02:10 PM (6 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Tangerines said:
Wait so what does this have to do with being a "noob weed smoker"...if anything maybe a noob moonshine drinker

He threw up after drinking two shots of ~200 proof alcohol. Most people cannot take straight moonshine and it's almost retarded to do so as it completely rips your throat apart. That said, I've done it my share of times. :smirk:




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Re: Fucking noob weed smokers [Re: Tangerines]
    #438448 - 06/27/10 02:11 PM (6 years, 5 months ago)

kilroy- i like your sig man.
:getstoned:


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Re: Fucking noob weed smokers [Re: Tangerines]
    #438449 - 06/27/10 02:11 PM (6 years, 5 months ago)

everyone like different things, thats what makes the world go around. I just do not enjoy throwing up, and that is what usually happens if I mix a lot of both.


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Re: Fucking noob weed smokers [Re: Kilroy]
    #438454 - 06/27/10 02:15 PM (6 years, 5 months ago)

i never throw up- well it happens ever so often
but damn i threw up enough today to feed a family of 8!
right on the floor.


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Re: Fucking noob weed smokers [Re: Kilroy]
    #438455 - 06/27/10 02:15 PM (6 years, 5 months ago)

The world does not go around because people like getting fucked up on different substances.


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Re: Fucking noob weed smokers [Re: Tina]
    #438456 - 06/27/10 02:16 PM (6 years, 5 months ago)

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Tina said:
kilroy- i like your sig man.
:getstoned:



Thank you


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Re: Fucking noob weed smokers [Re: Tangerines]
    #438457 - 06/27/10 02:17 PM (6 years, 5 months ago)

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Tangerines said:
The world does not go around because people like getting fucked up on different substances.



not just different substances, but power trips, their own fears, their closed mindedness to new things or ideas


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Re: Fucking noob weed smokers [Re: Tangerines]
    #438458 - 06/27/10 02:17 PM (6 years, 5 months ago)

Hold on to the ground so the movement of the earth spinning doesn't fling you into orbit.


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Re: Fucking noob weed smokers [Re: Kilroy]
    #438461 - 06/27/10 02:19 PM (6 years, 5 months ago)

I think the world goes around because of some science stuff.  Do the other planets go around because people like different things as well? Like gum drops and rainbows?!


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