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Christians can't have sex without sinning - it's either adultery or incest.
    #32037 - 05/17/08 12:27 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Really, when you think about it.

Can't have sex outside of marriage - that's adultery.

Can't have incest.

And when you're married to someone, that means their parents are your parents, your parents are their parents. That makes you brother and sister. And sex between you two is incest.

Thus, anyone who has sex is committing a sin, and this proves one of the following.

1) God does not exist.
2) God is fucking with us.
3) God wants us all to go to hell.
4) God doesn't want us to populate any further and wants us to die off.

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Re: Christians can't have sex without sinning - it's either adultery or incest. [Re: kidaihuan]
    #32040 - 05/17/08 12:28 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

christianity LOL


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Re: Christians can't have sex without sinning - it's either adultery or incest. [Re: ltd]
    #32043 - 05/17/08 12:31 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

religion LOL


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Re: Christians can't have sex without sinning - it's either adultery or incest. [Re: Coaster]
    #32047 - 05/17/08 12:33 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Coaster said:
religion LOL




QFT.


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Re: Christians can't have sex without sinning - it's either adultery or incest. [Re: kidaihuan]
    #32048 - 05/17/08 12:33 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

kidaihuan LOL


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Re: Christians can't have sex without sinning - it's either adultery or incest. [Re: andyistic]
    #32064 - 05/17/08 12:40 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

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kidaihuan LOL




QFT

I was just about to say this :lol:


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Re: Christians can't have sex without sinning - it's either adultery or incest. [Re: ltd]
    #32066 - 05/17/08 12:41 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

:braindamage:


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Re: Christians can't have sex without sinning - it's either adultery or incest. [Re: Coaster]
    #32091 - 05/17/08 01:02 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

:2girls1cup:


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Re: Christians can't have sex without sinning - it's either adultery or incest. [Re: Harry_Ba11sach]
    #32098 - 05/17/08 01:07 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Re: Christians can't have sex without sinning - it's either adultery or incest. [Re: Coaster]
    #32100 - 05/17/08 01:09 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

:dumblol:


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Re: Christians can't have sex without sinning - it's either adultery or incest. [Re: kidaihuan]
    #32104 - 05/17/08 01:11 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

thats why I never have sex. I love God and hate niggers. JESUS IS LOVE.


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Re: Christians can't have sex without sinning - it's either adultery or incest. [Re: aDoS]
    #32107 - 05/17/08 01:12 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

jesus is a faggot jew who didnt know shit


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Re: Christians can't have sex without sinning - it's either adultery or incest. [Re: Coaster]
    #32114 - 05/17/08 01:15 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

:shocked:


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Re: Christians can't have sex without sinning - it's either adultery or incest. [Re: aDoS]
    #32115 - 05/17/08 01:16 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

:smilingpuppy:


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Re: Christians can't have sex without sinning - it's either adultery or incest. *DELETED* [Re: kidaihuan]
    #32120 - 05/17/08 01:22 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Re: Christians can't have sex without sinning - it's either adultery or incest. [Re: ManInTheCorner]
    #32123 - 05/17/08 01:25 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I don't like how you guys are knocking my religion...you are all just angry because Jesus hates you and you are all doomed to hell. Accept Jesus as your lord and savior or you will go to hell and be a drug addict. The wages of sin is DEATH, you will DIE if you don't accept Jesus as your lord and savior.


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Re: Christians can't have sex without sinning - it's either adultery or incest. [Re: aDoS]
    #32124 - 05/17/08 01:26 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

drugs ftw
jesus ftl


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Re: Christians can't have sex without sinning - it's either adultery or incest. [Re: Coaster]
    #32125 - 05/17/08 01:27 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

:angrykidface:  :kingcrankey:


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Re: Christians can't have sex without sinning - it's either adultery or incest. [Re: aDoS]
    #32137 - 05/17/08 01:32 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

The sooner you accept atheism, the better off you will be.

It will be difficult at first, but after awhile, you'll wonder why you hadn't done this earlier.


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Re: Christians can't have sex without sinning - it's either adultery or incest. [Re: andyistic]
    #32140 - 05/17/08 01:33 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

never! JESUS 4 LIFE














I hate nigs and jews :kingcrankey:


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