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 i KNEW this was gonna happen 
#292788 - 10/06/09 06:49 AM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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but its still so god damn funny... my friend since we were like 4, today him and his girl are browsing thru amateur porn (shes nuts but wutever)and i get an MSN from him "yo u aint gonna believe this son, i think i seen one of your girls in a porn- the one from last new years bro" i say "nah last new years i was already married and outta the country son u mean 2 new years ago- but lemme peep that shyt" and he sends me the link so i click it, let it load thinking to myself :
damn 2 years ago...i was getting it on who could it have been?i had like 3 broads jus in the holiday season, yo forreal u know when it rains it pours...its probably just some confusion... cant be possible...
but yo sure enuough its this girl, and ive been laughing all day- i remember her talkin bout "please dont leave" im all confused and shit like "girl you dont even know me" things got real sour...lookin thru my shit i was like "girl ive been in town 2 weeks and going to be here for another 2 THIS IS NOT GOING TO LAST" ...i knew she was obsessed when she said i was "like a supermodel" all drooly eyed-thats when the jet insticts kicked in...
yo it was terrible the head was pretty good though guess why the label of the vid is "perfectsuck"...
wutever i was eating alot of xanax at the time, in retrospect the whole scenario would have never occured...
lolz a compassionate lolz cuz of history but...damn
sorry i jus had to share it with someone its too much too keep in
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m3kgt
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Re: i KNEW this was gonna happen [Re: PFA]
#292790 - 10/06/09 07:24 AM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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link to the vid or it didnt happen. 
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PFA
the guy with the thing
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Re: i KNEW this was gonna happen [Re: m3kgt]
#292793 - 10/06/09 07:45 AM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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SmOakland
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Re: i KNEW this was gonna happen [Re: PFA]
#292800 - 10/06/09 09:05 AM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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MFDoom666
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Re: i KNEW this was gonna happen [Re: PFA]
#292842 - 10/06/09 11:42 AM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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LOL she sucks off old dudes for crank money now.
i KNEW that shit would happen.
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Kine
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Re: i KNEW this was gonna happen [Re: MFDoom666]
#292856 - 10/06/09 12:26 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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lulz.
Thats like the clique of girls in school that everyone knew were whores... welp; they became porn stars. First we had "Beer bottle bitch" who at a party was masterubating with a bottle, and someone got it on film. And now these two or three; not sure cause i aint gonna pay for the site so i have limited browsing, of the girls i knew are porn starts. And one lives next door to my friend. Hope they dont do productions at her house lol
And if the bitch is dumb enough to do it for a camera; bitch is dumb enough to take what she gets
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Tangerines
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Re: i KNEW this was gonna happen [Re: Kine]
#292859 - 10/06/09 12:28 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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I don't know of any bitches from my school who became porn stars. Just a stripper and a baby killer/thrower.
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Re: i KNEW this was gonna happen [Re: Tangerines]
#292899 - 10/06/09 02:56 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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uhhh she's fat
but she can suck a mean dick
maybe i should go for a fatty
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Inverted
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Re: i KNEW this was gonna happen [Re: usg543]
#292902 - 10/06/09 03:36 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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Not bad, my gf sucks my dick like that but better, she uses her hand a lot less than that chick, and more of her throat. Plus that dudes got a pretty small dick.
That's pretty funny though... I would never post the video of my girl sucking my cock... I'm not that brave, she is but i'm not.
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meatcakeman
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Re: i KNEW this was gonna happen [Re: Tangerines]
#292904 - 10/06/09 03:40 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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Tangerines said:
I don't know of any bitches from my school who became porn stars. Just a stripper and a baby killer/thrower.
I know a girl who was on Bang Bus. She went to my high school, but her tits are fake. She's not that bad, but I wouldn't touch it.
LOL it's funny watching girls you know having sex. It was actually a bit awkward.
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Inverted
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Re: i KNEW this was gonna happen [Re: Inverted]
#292905 - 10/06/09 03:41 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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Yeah my gf is definately a lot sexier than her...
I bet the head was worth it though...
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meatcakeman
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Re: i KNEW this was gonna happen [Re: Inverted]
#292909 - 10/06/09 03:53 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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Inverted said:
Yeah my gf is definately a lot sexier than her...
I bet the head was worth it though...
No joke. She looks like my friend's neighbor whom sucks a mean dick.
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mel_lonta_tauda
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Re: i KNEW this was gonna happen [Re: Inverted]
#292933 - 10/06/09 05:58 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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Inverted said:
Yeah my gf is definately a lot sexier than her...
I bet the head was worth it though...
that pic looks like it's from the 1920's  Good to finally see a head shot though, i've seen that ass pic a few times 
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Re: i KNEW this was gonna happen [Re: PFA]
#292938 - 10/06/09 06:00 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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I knew a girl in middle school who later in life took the "pornstar" route: http://www.xvideos.com/video36333/brandi_may
she was pretty creepy/weird in the old days though
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meatcakeman
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She looks pretty creepy/weird.
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mel_lonta_tauda
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Re: i KNEW this was gonna happen [Re: meatcakeman]
#292950 - 10/06/09 06:20 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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indeed. a whole bunch of people went crazy when they first heard she was in a flick. i think it was bang bros
ewwww
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FurrowedBrow
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then i shouldn't mention that i currently have that BB vid on my HD. The dude that's holding the camera in the bb vid where they fuck in the van is funny as shit. Kinda distracting though. I'm pretty sure that's her though.
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MistaUNGA
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Re: i KNEW this was gonna happen [Re: PFA]
#293013 - 10/06/09 07:48 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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a girl i went to high school with did a lesbo porn. i posted it all over facebook back in the day. i dunno if i could find it now tho
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Re: i KNEW this was gonna happen [Re: MistaUNGA]
#293124 - 10/06/09 11:47 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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inverted, i would fuck your girl. pretty decent looking.
although im partial, and think mine is cuter.
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niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.
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PFA
the guy with the thing
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Re: i KNEW this was gonna happen [Re: usg543]
#293205 - 10/07/09 03:43 AM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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Inverted said:
Not bad, my gf sucks my dick like that but better, she uses her hand a lot less than that chick, and more of her throat. Plus that dudes got a pretty small dick.
That's pretty funny though... I would never post the video of my girl sucking my cock... I'm not that brave, she is but i'm not.
yea the head was good- she couldnt really put it in her throat but made of for it in tongue play, and i like some hand in there,personally- but still DEFINETLY NOT WORTH IT- dude- really...ur girl is a pretty thing tho...nice grab! and for the record this chick was jus a hookup.fer like a month or so.
MFDoom666 said:
LOL she sucks off old dudes for crank money now.
i KNEW that shit would happen.
HAHAHA thats a good one...but i think i know the guy hes a little herb kid.
usg543 said:
uhhh she's fat
but she can suck a mean dick
maybe i should go for a fatty
dude u know how it goes...she sent me a flattering pic of herself (i hadnt seen her since she was like 15) and we agreed to meet up for just a party (not a sexual kind- i had just gotten back in town and was going to a few parties)...from when i saw her from the car i was like damn girl, why would u do that? (we wudda chilled regardless but u knoe it let me know what was good with her- and that she wanted...PeN0r)but u know she catered to my ego in the words of eddie murphy and catered to the needs of my stuff...really though its ALL the xanax...seriously would have NEVER happened i jus remember moments of clarity and being like "wtf am i doing?" not even cuz of her physical, but cuz her obsession was really REALLY scary. and it was present fom like 10sec into the 1st car ride...
in finality its good to see we got some commentary goin on and that i aint the only one finding past hookups on the net...i really hope i see no more of my own...
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Kine
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Re: i KNEW this was gonna happen [Re: PFA]
#293220 - 10/07/09 07:33 AM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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PFA said:
i really hope i see no more of my own...
Dont watch Amateur porn... happens more often then you'd imagine im sure...
Edited by Kine (10/07/09 07:34 AM)
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Ben18
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Re: i KNEW this was gonna happen [Re: Kine]
#293235 - 10/07/09 08:48 AM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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i went to school with misty
http://www.mistygates.com/
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usg543
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Re: i KNEW this was gonna happen [Re: Ben18]
#293291 - 10/07/09 12:10 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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shes hot brah
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MFDoom666
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Re: i KNEW this was gonna happen [Re: usg543]
#293292 - 10/07/09 12:14 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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yea she is.
filthy hotness.
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FurrowedBrow said:
They should teach african engineering at the college level. mcgyver 101
Harry_Ba11sach said:
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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captain.koons
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Re: i KNEW this was gonna happen [Re: Kine]
#293603 - 10/08/09 12:30 AM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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Kine said:
PFA said:
i really hope i see no more of my own...
Dont watch Amateur porn... happens more often then you'd imagine im sure...
Lol, this guy I know through a friend was dating a girl and they watched porn together and her face came up on some escort ad.
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Kine
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Re: i KNEW this was gonna happen [Re: captain.koons]
#293619 - 10/08/09 01:39 AM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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OHHHHHH Now thats good! Or maybe he was good to have gotten an escort without knowing?
IDK, bitches are just that. Bitches. Ride em hard; put em away wet...
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captain.koons
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Re: i KNEW this was gonna happen [Re: Kine]
#293629 - 10/08/09 02:25 AM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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Kine said:
OHHHHHH Now thats good! Or maybe he was good to have gotten an escort without knowing?
IDK, bitches are just that. Bitches. Ride em hard; put em away wet...
He was heart broken. It would be kind of gross to find out your girlfriend has gulped down 1000 loads in the last year, that weren't yours.
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PFA
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Re: i KNEW this was gonna happen [Re: captain.koons]
#293633 - 10/08/09 03:26 AM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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ewwwwwwwww
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mel_lonta_tauda
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Re: i KNEW this was gonna happen [Re: Ben18]
#293639 - 10/08/09 03:56 AM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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Ben18 said:
i went to school with misty
http://www.mistygates.com/
dude she humped a whale
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captain.koons
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I like her voice, it's slutty but not too exceptionally valley-girl-ish.
Her videos probably suck whale dick though.
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Ben18
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Re: i KNEW this was gonna happen [Re: captain.koons]
#293643 - 10/08/09 05:05 AM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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ya her porn sucks
but like mentioned before, she is hot.
her real name is willa
and she was weird in highschool.
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captain.koons
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Re: i KNEW this was gonna happen [Re: Ben18]
#293645 - 10/08/09 05:28 AM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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Too bad she wasn't a hooker instead of a shitty "pornstar"
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NobodyImportant
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mel_lonta_tauda said:
Ben18 said:
i went to school with misty
http://www.mistygates.com/
dude she humped a whale
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NobodyImportant said:
mel_lonta_tauda said:
Ben18 said:
i went to school with misty
http://www.mistygates.com/
dude she humped a whale
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Kine
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Re: i KNEW this was gonna happen [Re: captain.koons]
#293788 - 10/08/09 06:20 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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captain.koons said:
Kine said:
OHHHHHH Now thats good! Or maybe he was good to have gotten an escort without knowing?
IDK, bitches are just that. Bitches. Ride em hard; put em away wet...
He was heart broken. It would be kind of gross to find out your girlfriend has gulped down 1000 loads in the last year, that weren't yours.
I would be too! I've had a girl cheat on her man with me and shit... and that was after i was nice enough to be like "What the fuck are you doing; you said you'd never... yadda yadda" but by then she was already on my dick. Whats there to say... girls are scum. Theres to few out there that are what they say they are, and are faithful. For fuck sake theres affair websites now. "Lives to short to be tied to one dick". I've kinda given up on love and all that. Just a good way to get heartbroken, money loss, pussywhiped... all sorts of shit that is no good.
I look at relationships more like friendships... but you have lots of sex and shit. I dont owe you nothing; i dont want you saying "Im yours"... no bitch. Im my own... i just happen to be fucking you and am nice sometimes and hang out with you.
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Re: i KNEW this was gonna happen [Re: Kine]
#293794 - 10/08/09 06:35 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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PFA
the guy with the thing
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Re: i KNEW this was gonna happen [Re: Kine]
#294239 - 10/09/09 01:29 AM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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captain.koons said:
Too bad she wasn't a hooker instead of a shitty "pornstar"
^^^epic...
Kine said:
captain.koons said:
Kine said:
OHHHHHH Now thats good! Or maybe he was good to have gotten an escort without knowing?
IDK, bitches are just that. Bitches. Ride em hard; put em away wet...
He was heart broken. It would be kind of gross to find out your girlfriend has gulped down 1000 loads in the last year, that weren't yours.
I would be too! I've had a girl cheat on her man with me and shit... and that was after i was nice enough to be like "What the fuck are you doing; you said you'd never... yadda yadda" but by then she was already on my dick. Whats there to say... girls are scum. Theres to few out there that are what they say they are, and are faithful. For fuck sake theres affair websites now. "Lives to short to be tied to one dick". I've kinda given up on love and all that. Just a good way to get heartbroken, money loss, pussywhiped... all sorts of shit that is no good.
I look at relationships more like friendships... but you have lots of sex and shit. I dont owe you nothing; i dont want you saying "Im yours"... no bitch. Im my own... i just happen to be fucking you and am nice sometimes and hang out with you.
^^^ wh0rd...exactly wut i told this bitch...and damn that kinda clears shit up every girl i ever been with that cheated on her mans i was always like - "dont do this girl, dont du eh, are u sure u wanna du dis? u sure u need this? u really need dis?" guess they do...im tellin u man marriage is the way to go...dont even really see these girls anymore...
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Kine
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Re: i KNEW this was gonna happen [Re: PFA]
#294394 - 10/09/09 11:04 AM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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and fuck marriage! Thats a HUGE mistake. Engagement maybe... but marriage is just a way for when she decides to fuck you over; you loose all your shit.
Its not often you'll find a real Lady. Not a bitch; chick; ect... but a lady. Honest and all. And usually when you do; they have a shitty BF; and end up ether hurt and change their attitude on cheating and such; or just end up cheating with you on them; and then say they want to be with you but dont leave their BF's.
Been there; done that. Not worth it anymore. After talking to several of my friends and just some random bitches sometimes; i've learned they only care about themselfs; and you better treat them like gold. They dont do shit for you. Fuck that; fuck them...
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