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Are you smarter than a Chinese 2nd Grader?
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Switch the frogs to the opposite side within 2 minutes.
(this is a 2nd grade computer test in China). To move the frogs, click on them with your mouse. The frogs can either jump 1 stone, or jump over 1 frog of the opposite color.



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Re: Are you smarter than a Chinese 2nd Grader? [Re: citricacidx]
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NICE!

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Re: Are you smarter than a Chinese 2nd Grader? [Re: citricacidx]
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I almost got it

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Re: Are you smarter than a Chinese 2nd Grader? [Re: citricacidx]
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FUCK YEA BITCHES I DID THAT SHIT

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Re: Are you smarter than a Chinese 2nd Grader? [Re: citricacidx]
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its impossible. remember those cards that would say "if you want to know how to confuse a retard flip over"? and on the other side it would say, "if you want to know how to confuse a retard flip it over?"

same shit. this thing is impossible to beat.


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Learning to love life by living through loss and mistakes
Lessons learned then gradually surfacing
Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect, nor do I strive to be
I am alive in this world of face-first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard for the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race or color
A hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers and letting them fall apart
To a new rhythm, just to feel better

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Re: Are you smarter than a Chinese 2nd Grader? [Re: Dunno]
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Dunno said:
its impossible. remember those cards that would say "if you want to know how to confuse a retard flip over"? and on the other side it would say, "if you want to know how to confuse a retard flip it over?"

same shit. this thing is impossible to beat.


Nah, it's very simple, but it's also very simple to mess up.


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Re: Are you smarter than a Chinese 2nd Grader? [Re: Dunno]
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then please explain


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Learning to love life by living through loss and mistakes
Lessons learned then gradually surfacing
Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect, nor do I strive to be
I am alive in this world of face-first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard for the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race or color
A hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers and letting them fall apart
To a new rhythm, just to feel better

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Re: Are you smarter than a Chinese 2nd Grader? *DELETED* [Re: citricacidx]
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Re: Are you smarter than a Chinese 2nd Grader? [Re: ManInTheCorner]
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I can't do it :sad:

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Re: Are you smarter than a Chinese 2nd Grader? *DELETED* [Re: ManInTheCorner]
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Re: Are you smarter than a Chinese 2nd Grader? [Re: ManInTheCorner]
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1green,1red,2red,1g,2g,1r, fuck i forgot

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Re: Are you smarter than a Chinese 2nd Grader? [Re: ManInTheCorner]
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okay I will TRY AGAIN

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Edited by ManInTheCorner (05/01/08 01:03 AM)

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Re: Are you smarter than a Chinese 2nd Grader? [Re: ManInTheCorner]
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I DID IT :ass:

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Re: Are you smarter than a Chinese 2nd Grader? [Re: ManInTheCorner]
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that was pretty hard
dunno if i could say 2 min
dam chinese and their superior testing


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Re: Are you smarter than a Chinese 2nd Grader? [Re: Coaster]
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green x1, brown x2, green x3, brown x3, green x3, brown x2, green x1

:ass:

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Re: Are you smarter than a Chinese 2nd Grader? [Re: ManInTheCorner]
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ManInTheCorner said:
it is pretty simple DON'T BE A QUITTER


It's very simple. I got it first try.


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Re: Are you smarter than a Chinese 2nd Grader? [Re: Toiletduk]
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ive been up all night and i finally got it. im going to bed now


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Learning to love life by living through loss and mistakes
Lessons learned then gradually surfacing
Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect, nor do I strive to be
I am alive in this world of face-first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard for the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race or color
A hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers and letting them fall apart
To a new rhythm, just to feel better

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Re: Are you smarter than a Chinese 2nd Grader? [Re: Dunno]
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i got it so im smarter than a chinese baby, and some of you guys LOL

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Re: Are you smarter than a Chinese 2nd Grader? [Re: weezerfan19]
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this puzzle reminds me of those weird golf-tee triangles they have at Benniganns.


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Re: Are you smarter than a Chinese 2nd Grader? [Re: Harry_Ba11sach]
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i said the same shit last night


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Learning to love life by living through loss and mistakes
Lessons learned then gradually surfacing
Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect, nor do I strive to be
I am alive in this world of face-first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard for the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race or color
A hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers and letting them fall apart
To a new rhythm, just to feel better

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Re: Are you smarter than a Chinese 2nd Grader? [Re: Dunno]
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hahhaahah Benniganns
u guys r jus like butters


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Re: Are you smarter than a Chinese 2nd Grader? [Re: Coaster]
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wasn't too hard.


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MFDoom666: sobriety kills my buzz every time.

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Re: Are you smarter than a Chinese 2nd Grader? [Re: Dunno]
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got it in less then 10 mins


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Re: Are you smarter than a Chinese 2nd Grader? [Re: LosAngelesGraff]
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that was just a balance trick


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Re: Are you smarter than a Chinese 2nd Grader? [Re: LosAngelesGraff]
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LosAngelesGraff said:
that was just a balance trick


just like solving equations
do to 1 side u do to the other
most math is that way


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Re: Are you smarter than a Chinese 2nd Grader? [Re: Coaster]
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if i never have to do any more anti derivatives in my life again i'll be a happy man.


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MFDoom666: sobriety kills my buzz every time.

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Re: Are you smarter than a Chinese 2nd Grader? [Re: Coaster]
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word :awesome:


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Re: Are you smarter than a Chinese 2nd Grader? [Re: coda]
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haha i cant wait til i do more calculus
im doing my term paper on the fundamental theorem of calculus
man i love that shit, going forward and backwards deriving and integrating, so sexy


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Re: Are you smarter than a Chinese 2nd Grader? [Re: Coaster]
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i think i'd like math more if the prof's in our school didn't try to purposefully fail as many students as they can.

Plus, who the fuck teaches math on a computer??


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Re: Are you smarter than a Chinese 2nd Grader? [Re: coda]
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Plus, who the fuck teaches math on a computer??
good question
maybe a programmer?


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Re: Are you smarter than a Chinese 2nd Grader? [Re: Coaster]
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i think the correct answer is "idiots". Module based math is retarded. Even the professors can't explain how the program works. Some questions they want you to round, some they don't, some require answers out to three decimal places, some require none. So, you could theoretically do all the work right, and put in an answer up to decimal places, and then you get the whole thing wrong (usually 10 pts or more per question) because you used two decimal places when it wanted none.

Then when you asked a prof or a lab op to explain why it wanted none when the previous question wanted two, they'll just shake their heads and say i don't know.

Getting a C in finite math that year was a major victory for me because of that damn program. If i would have taken the tests on paper i would have earned an A easily.


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MFDoom666: sobriety kills my buzz every time.

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Re: Are you smarter than a Chinese 2nd Grader? [Re: coda]
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sounds like a shitty professor
i would never shake my head no to a student
with the right teacher, math can be extremely defined
and there would be zero grey zone of not knowing wut to do like how many decimal places


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Re: Are you smarter than a Chinese 2nd Grader? [Re: Coaster]
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I really don't blame the prof's because im not very skilled in math.  They were able to teach me HOW to do these things and i was able to do them.  However put me in front of a computer that gives no instructions on how it wants the answer formatted and i fail miserably :wink:


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MFDoom666: sobriety kills my buzz every time.

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Re: Are you smarter than a Chinese 2nd Grader? [Re: coda]
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ya thats the funny thing
they keep trying to push computers on teachers to use in their lessons
and even tho kids understand comps
the programs arnt user friendly and i think normal math like in the ol days is the best way to approach it
fuck comps, their only good for researching, pr0n, and video games


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Re: Are you smarter than a Chinese 2nd Grader? [Re: Coaster]
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i think i could spend an hr ranting on why i think the way math is taught (at least in my uni) is crap.  But, todays my first day off in about two months so im gonna stop :wink:


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