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OfflineDoitagain
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k so know how i posted about
    #12467 - 04/25/08 10:04 AM (13 years, 3 months ago)

how i told my work my grandfather had a heart attack when he didn't to get a day off and then today off for the fake "funeral" and my manager asked me to bring the leaflets that they pass around at the funeral, which since no one ever died doesn't exist, luckily theres such things as computers and kinkos so i can make a 100% real looking fake one, and be like yeah i got the leaflet but i thought it was very disrespectful for you to even request that. Fuck grocery stores.


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Re: k so know how i posted about [Re: Doitagain]
    #12468 - 04/25/08 10:16 AM (13 years, 3 months ago)

Lol. That shouldn't be too hard to do. Make sure to make the guy feel like a complete asshole when you hand it over to him.


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Re: k so know how i posted about [Re: Jrsxt]
    #12481 - 04/25/08 11:02 AM (13 years, 3 months ago)

You should've just gone with the stomach virus dude.


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Re: k so know how i posted about [Re: Jrsxt]
    #12484 - 04/25/08 11:20 AM (13 years, 3 months ago)

do a little fake cry so dude will feel so bad he'll send you home


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Re: k so know how i posted about [Re: RandomHero]
    #12493 - 04/25/08 11:36 AM (13 years, 3 months ago)

What a fucking asshole. I hate bitches that think their job is way more important that it really is. I would never ask for somthing like that if a employee said his grandfather died. I wouldn't care if he really didn't, because you at least tried to make a effort to get the day off, so you must have a good reason to do so.


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Re: k so know how i posted about [Re: LordOfChaos]
    #12495 - 04/25/08 11:37 AM (13 years, 3 months ago)

Does smoking out with your buds at the strip joint count? :awesome:


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Re: k so know how i posted about [Re: andyistic]
    #12497 - 04/25/08 11:40 AM (13 years, 3 months ago)

only if the dancers are female


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Re: k so know how i posted about [Re: Doitagain]
    #12503 - 04/25/08 11:45 AM (13 years, 3 months ago)

i'd tell him to fuck off, this isn't high school, if you requested a day off due to a family death and he granted it you shouldn't have to do anything more.


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Re: k so know how i posted about [Re: coda]
    #12547 - 04/25/08 01:18 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

coda said:
i'd tell him to fuck off, this isn't high school, if you requested a day off due to a family death and he granted it you shouldn't have to do anything more.




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Re: k so know how i posted about [Re: Harry_Ba11sach]
    #12583 - 04/25/08 02:27 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

I think it's MORE disrespectful to put it on your relatives and say that they're dead, when they're really not


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Re: k so know how i posted about [Re: mel_lonta_tauda]
    #12584 - 04/25/08 02:27 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

That's why you invent a relative that doesn't really exist.


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Re: k so know how i posted about [Re: andyistic]
    #12592 - 04/25/08 02:35 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

I may have missed that one. Did he make up "a grandfather"? cause if so then power to the people.


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Re: k so know how i posted about [Re: mel_lonta_tauda]
    #12596 - 04/25/08 02:38 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

Not referring to his specific case.
Just in general for when you want to try that yourself.


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Re: k so know how i posted about [Re: andyistic]
    #12597 - 04/25/08 02:42 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

I never had the need to try it cause my old manager knew all my family history. So he knew when i was lying. That's what sucks about being so close to your fellow employees. Haha

I used to just call in late and say that i was gonna be there as soon as i can. Then just stall for a few more hours. lol


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Re: k so know how i posted about [Re: mel_lonta_tauda]
    #12598 - 04/25/08 02:44 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

"Hello? Yeah I know I said I would be in a few minutes, but there are cars piled everywhere, blood all over the road, sirens, it's a madhouse! You better call someone else to fill in."


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Re: k so know how i posted about [Re: andyistic]
    #12600 - 04/25/08 02:53 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

Hahaha that one scene from Fear&Loathing popped in my head, where there was that big car accident and there was a dead body on the ground with the bloody blanket on top of it.


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Re: k so know how i posted about [Re: mel_lonta_tauda]
    #12602 - 04/25/08 02:56 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

I'm gonna have to watch that one again.


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Re: k so know how i posted about [Re: andyistic]
    #12606 - 04/25/08 03:02 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

Dooo it.  I know it's before they even go to Vegas. When they're picking up supplies.  The blood is actually in the shape of a smiley face if you look closely enough.  :smile:


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Re: k so know how i posted about [Re: mel_lonta_tauda]
    #12608 - 04/25/08 03:03 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

I was hoping for a crankey, but smiley will do.


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Re: k so know how i posted about [Re: andyistic]
    #12663 - 04/25/08 04:48 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

yeah its a made up grandpa in fresno that doesnt exist.


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