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OfflineLordOfChaos
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The wife just laid down the law.
    #118235 - 09/05/08 05:43 AM (14 years, 27 days ago)

She did, and now i can't grow weed anymore in the house or on our property. Should i:

A. Do it anyways

B. Do what she says

C. Dry smash her shitbox

or D. Stal


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OfflineShroomMan
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Registered: 04/21/08
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Re: The wife just laid down the law. [Re: LordOfChaos]
    #118238 - 09/05/08 05:44 AM (14 years, 27 days ago)

acdc


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Invisiblecaptain.koons
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Re: The wife just laid down the law. [Re: LordOfChaos]
    #118239 - 09/05/08 05:45 AM (14 years, 27 days ago)

if you have to ask us

your wife probably doesn't even exist :o


seriously though, if you have to ask us it sounds like you're going to do what she says.


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Invisiblebananatelephone
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Registered: 05/19/08
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Re: The wife just laid down the law. [Re: LordOfChaos]
    #118240 - 09/05/08 05:45 AM (14 years, 27 days ago)

Well, I imagine she gave you the ole "me or the weed" ultimatum...?


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OfflineTHEBats
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Re: The wife just laid down the law. [Re: captain.koons]
    #118242 - 09/05/08 05:46 AM (14 years, 27 days ago)

slap that ho with you dick.


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you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day.  :twobooks:


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Re: The wife just laid down the law. [Re: ShroomMan]
    #118246 - 09/05/08 05:49 AM (14 years, 27 days ago)

Quote:

ShroomMan said:
acdc




In this order.:yesnod:


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OfflineNobodyImportant
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Re: The wife just laid down the law. [Re: ShroomMan]
    #118248 - 09/05/08 05:50 AM (14 years, 27 days ago)

do it off your property for a while then slowly move it back :laugh:


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OfflineLordOfChaos
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Re: The wife just laid down the law. [Re: NobodyImportant]
    #118255 - 09/05/08 05:58 AM (14 years, 27 days ago)

I wasn't asking, i was just being funny. Im basically just bitching because my wife is telling me what to do again. Actually she is smart and hot, so im going to listen to her until the kids are graduated and out of the house. Then i will do whatever the fuck i want, and she can gtfo if she doesn't like it.

Btw, don't ever get married. It's like living with the governemnt. Only she doesn't fuck me like the government does.


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OfflineCoaster
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Re: The wife just laid down the law. [Re: LordOfChaos]
    #118259 - 09/05/08 06:00 AM (14 years, 27 days ago)

im practically married but i run shit and im the one in control of the sex, money, and dr00gz


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Invisiblebananatelephone
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Registered: 05/19/08
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Re: The wife just laid down the law. [Re: LordOfChaos]
    #118260 - 09/05/08 06:00 AM (14 years, 27 days ago)

I do not plan on getting married.
You could always just grow on OTHER peoples property....without them knowing...


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Invisibleslackophage
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Re: The wife just laid down the law. [Re: bananatelephone]
    #118262 - 09/05/08 06:02 AM (14 years, 27 days ago)

Same here. Modern marriage is a sham.

Just a bunch of legal bullshit that fucks up an otherwise good thing.


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Invisiblecaptain.koons
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Re: The wife just laid down the law. [Re: bananatelephone]
    #118263 - 09/05/08 06:03 AM (14 years, 27 days ago)

if I did get married id make sure I was the shot caller

im too much of an asshole for a girl to want to marry :E

if your growing outdoors thats how it usually works, growing in your backyard if in city limits is fairly heatbag.


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OfflineCoaster
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Re: The wife just laid down the law. [Re: captain.koons]
    #118264 - 09/05/08 06:04 AM (14 years, 27 days ago)

im too much of an asshole for a girl to want to marry :E
lol i thought that 2 until i bet my bitch


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InvisibleOmbient
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Re: The wife just laid down the law. [Re: LordOfChaos]
    #118265 - 09/05/08 06:04 AM (14 years, 27 days ago)

A + C :headbanger:


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Invisiblebananatelephone
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Re: The wife just laid down the law. [Re: captain.koons]
    #118266 - 09/05/08 06:04 AM (14 years, 27 days ago)

You are an asshole? Never knew that.


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OfflineLordOfChaos
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Re: The wife just laid down the law. [Re: Coaster]
    #118287 - 09/05/08 06:18 AM (14 years, 27 days ago)

Quote:

Coaster said:
im practically married but i run shit and im the one in control of the sex, money, and dr00gz



You are until you put a ring on her finger. I used to be you once. Every person i know that is married got a big fucking suprise after the wedding. Never get married. Ever. If they start bitching about it, kick them to the curb.


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Re: The wife just laid down the law. [Re: Ombient]
    #118289 - 09/05/08 06:19 AM (14 years, 27 days ago)

Quote:

Omni said:
A + C :headbanger:




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Re: The wife just laid down the law. [Re: Ombient]
    #118292 - 09/05/08 06:21 AM (14 years, 27 days ago)

Quote:

Omni said:
Quote:

Omni said:
A + C :headbanger:







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Offlineb0b gnarley
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Re: The wife just laid down the law. [Re: ShroomMan]
    #118294 - 09/05/08 06:26 AM (14 years, 27 days ago)

Quote:

ShroomMan said:
Quote:

ShroomMan said:
acdc




In this order.:yesnod:




QFT

btw why dont i have a birthday cake on my namez :crankey:


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Invisibleslackophage
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Re: The wife just laid down the law. [Re: b0b gnarley]
    #118296 - 09/05/08 06:28 AM (14 years, 27 days ago)

Cause you didn't set your bday in your profile?

Edit: Oh yeah, happy birthday! :sheesha:


Edited by slackophage (09/05/08 06:29 AM)


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