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poor boy
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Deep toilet thoughts
#842589 - 01/24/20 05:22 AM (4 years, 3 months ago) |
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The average person spends around 112 days total on the terlite. That's a lot of damn time if ya ask me...
Most of the time we just dick around on our phones.
I don't know about you guys, but Ill also get deep into my head and have some profound conversations with myself. At times it's mindless mumbo jumbo; other times these thoughts would make Gandhi look like a 5 year old with down syndrome.
So... Am I the only one or do any of you take this quite time to really get in there and dissect the world around us?
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Learning to love life by living through loss and mistakes Lessons learned then gradually surfacing, Letting go, stripping naked to scream I am not perfect nor do I strive to be, I am alive in this world of face first falls and public breakdowns I'm a retarded, disfigured clown Dying to be heard through the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will Sneaking into the lives of strangers, and letting them fall apart to a new rhythm just to feel better
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Re: Deep toilet thoughts [Re: poor boy]
#842594 - 01/24/20 08:11 AM (4 years, 3 months ago) |
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I just do sudoku puzzles while the shit falls outta my ass
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poor boy
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Re: Deep toilet thoughts [Re: niteowl]
#842595 - 01/24/20 08:28 AM (4 years, 3 months ago) |
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Lame
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Re: Deep toilet thoughts [Re: poor boy]
#842606 - 01/24/20 06:37 PM (4 years, 3 months ago) |
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Sigourney Weavery -- Oh Oh OH!
I sometimes let my dog or cat in to hang out.
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Re: Deep toilet thoughts [Re: XUL]
#842608 - 01/24/20 07:35 PM (4 years, 3 months ago) |
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relaxed legs
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urb
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Re: Deep toilet thoughts [Re: seanmtinney]
#842614 - 01/24/20 09:33 PM (4 years, 3 months ago) |
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I do most of my deep thinking on the terlit. I also bring my acoustic in there to write while dumping...
It's more a labor of love. I have to get everything ready when I go to shit. My phone , my drink , any reading material, a note book and pen... As I said guitar and usually something to smoke.
It ends up taking over an hour and both my legs have fallen asleep by the time I decide to get up.
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Re: Deep toilet thoughts [Re: urb]
#842630 - 01/25/20 06:00 AM (4 years, 3 months ago) |
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Dude, drink water..
The longest I've ever spent going poo poo is 15 minutes and even that is too long.
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Re: Deep toilet thoughts [Re: urb]
#842632 - 01/25/20 06:25 AM (4 years, 3 months ago) |
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lol
Writing songs while shitting. Classic.
You just need a doobie and a bottle of whiskey.
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Re: Deep toilet thoughts [Re: poor boy] 1
#842638 - 01/25/20 11:51 AM (4 years, 3 months ago) |
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poor boy said: Dude, drink water..
The longest I've ever spent going poo poo is 15 minutes and even that is too long.
What kind of deep thought can be obtained in 15 minutes?
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Re: Deep toilet thoughts [Re: urb]
#842641 - 01/25/20 02:39 PM (4 years, 3 months ago) |
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urb said: What kind of deep thought can be obtained in 15 minutes?
Methinks you have discovered the depths of Poor Boys mind
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poor boy
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Re: Deep toilet thoughts [Re: niteowl] 1
#842661 - 01/25/20 07:20 PM (4 years, 3 months ago) |
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You forget. I have thousands of thoughts run through my mind a sec. What takes you awhile to dig deep only takes a few moments. Chump.
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Learning to love life by living through loss and mistakes Lessons learned then gradually surfacing, Letting go, stripping naked to scream I am not perfect nor do I strive to be, I am alive in this world of face first falls and public breakdowns I'm a retarded, disfigured clown Dying to be heard through the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will Sneaking into the lives of strangers, and letting them fall apart to a new rhythm just to feel better
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Re: Deep toilet thoughts [Re: poor boy]
#842666 - 01/25/20 08:50 PM (4 years, 3 months ago) |
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says the person who drank bleach and then crashed straight into a fucking tree
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poor boy
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Re: Deep toilet thoughts [Re: seanmtinney]
#842675 - 01/26/20 07:29 AM (4 years, 3 months ago) |
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It wasn't the bleach that caused the accident, bruh. Your moms big ass head bump the steering wheel while she was giving me some head, bruh.
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Re: Deep toilet thoughts [Re: poor boy]
#842753 - 01/27/20 09:49 AM (4 years, 3 months ago) |
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poor boy said: You forget. I have thousands of thoughts run through my mind a sec. What takes you awhile to dig deep only takes a few moments. Chump.
That is what is classically termed " scatter brain"
Inability to focus.
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Re: Deep toilet thoughts [Re: urb]
#842757 - 01/27/20 09:58 AM (4 years, 3 months ago) |
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It's a well controlled scatter brain.
Give me 100 average to awesome thoughts over 1 deep dumb thought.
That's your new name. Deep Dumb.
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Re: Deep toilet thoughts [Re: poor boy]
#842770 - 01/27/20 05:12 PM (4 years, 3 months ago) |
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sorry n shit but I feel too sick and probly need medical:(
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urb
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Re: Deep toilet thoughts [Re: poor boy]
#842773 - 01/27/20 05:48 PM (4 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
poor boy said: It's a well controlled scatter brain.
Give me 100 average to awesome thoughts over 1 deep dumb thought.
That's your new name. Deep Dumb.
Deep and Dumb ... Juxtaposed? Naaa. It's like saying you are poorly rich.
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poor boy
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Re: Deep toilet thoughts [Re: urb]
#842777 - 01/27/20 07:34 PM (4 years, 3 months ago) |
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No. Deep dumb is driving deep into the dumbness.
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Re: Deep toilet thoughts [Re: poor boy]
#842803 - 01/28/20 02:35 PM (4 years, 3 months ago) |
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poor boy said: No. Deep dumb is driving deep into the dumbness.
Speaking from experience I see
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Re: Deep toilet thoughts [Re: seanmtinney]
#842808 - 01/28/20 06:43 PM (4 years, 3 months ago) |
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seanmtinney said: sorry n shit but I feel too sick and probly need medical:(
it got even worse today, I am feeling sick with anxiety
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