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Man arrested at Large Hadron Collider claims he's from the future
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http://crave.cnet.co.uk/gadgets/man-arrested-at-large-hadron-collider-claims-hes-from-the-future-49305387/

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Police said Mr Cole, who was wearing a bow tie and rather too much tweed for his age, would not reveal his country of origin. "Countries do not exist where I am from. The discovery of the Higgs boson led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats for everyone. It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I'm here to stop it ever happening."



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Mr Cole was taken to a secure mental health facility in Geneva but later disappeared from his cell. Police are baffled, but not that bothered.





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Re: Man arrested at Large Hadron Collider claims he's from the future [Re: mellowfellow]
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If you even remotely believe this article then you are a complete gullible fool.  Read the comments.

Firstly, the article was published on April 1st aka April Fools Day.

Secondly, Cole was a character in the move 12 Monkeys in which he was put in a nut house for saying he was from the future and then disappeared from his cell.  It is an excellent movie btw.

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Re: Man arrested at Large Hadron Collider claims he's from the future [Re: Tangerines]
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Tangerines said:
If you even remotely believe this article then you are a complete gullible fool.  Read the comments.

Firstly, the article was published on April 1st aka April Fools Day.

Secondly, Cole was a character in the move 12 Monkeys in which he was put in a nut house for saying he was from the future and then disappeared from his cell.  It is an excellent movie btw.



Yeah, I was interested until I saw the name Cole and the "disappearance" quote. Clearly a 12 Monkeys reference. :facepalm:


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Re: Man arrested at Large Hadron Collider claims he's from the future [Re: 81renaissance]
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I also posted this months ago


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Re: Man arrested at Large Hadron Collider claims he's from the future [Re: T-Rex]
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here you go


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Re: Man arrested at Large Hadron Collider claims he's from the future [Re: mellowfellow]
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:megusta:

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