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Some talented writing skills I think
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I dunno if many of you've heard of this guy, Peter Nguyen. These essays are supposedly submitted to the teacher, who thought they were so outrageous he posted them on the internet. If that's the case I hope his teachers have spotted the kid's actually got a great way with words.





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Re: Some talented writing skills I think [Re: Buddy]
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He's good!


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Re: Some talented writing skills I think [Re: Buddy]
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I remember Peter Nguyen. and I actually know how to properly pronounce his last name  :awesomenod:


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Re: Some talented writing skills I think [Re: elcharrosays]
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Is it Ne-goy-en?


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Re: Some talented writing skills I think [Re: Buddy]
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nawp but close. It's more like Nu-gee-yen  :shrug: don't ask me why but that's just how those Vietnamese work.

I know a Nguyen. She's a bit of a succubus but she likes to get naked a lot so whatev.


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Re: Some talented writing skills I think [Re: elcharrosays]
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elcharrosays said:
nawp but close. It's more like Nu-gee-yen  :shrug: don't ask me why but that's just how those Vietnamese work.

I know a Nguyen. She's a bit of a succubus but she likes to get naked a lot so whatev.




I have a Vietnamese friend and i thought i remember him telling me that Nguyen is pronounced "new - yen" :shrug:



I could be wrong though....But his mom makes some damn good food, and his house always smells good :thumbup:


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Re: Some talented writing skills I think [Re: openmind]
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openmind said:
elcharrosays said:
nawp but close. It's more like Nu-gee-yen  :shrug: don't ask me why but that's just how those Vietnamese work.

I know a Nguyen. She's a bit of a succubus but she likes to get naked a lot so whatev.




I have a Vietnamese friend and i thought i remember him telling me that Nguyen is pronounced "new - yen" :shrug:



I could be wrong though....But his mom makes some damn good food, and his house always smells good :thumbup:



That's what I initially thought but upon about 2 minutes of research it looks like there are several pronunciations for it.  I didn't read all that though.  Too long.


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Re: Some talented writing skills I think [Re: FurrowedBrow]
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:rofldrunk::rofldrunk::rofldrunk:

Thanks for that Buddy. I haven't laughed that hard in ages!


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Re: Some talented writing skills I think [Re: DrGreenThumb]
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yep, that kid is good. I wonder what grade he ended up with in that class.... I mean, he technically didn't do the assignments but I could never fail a kid like that if I was his teacher, just waaayyy too priceless :grin:


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Re: Some talented writing skills I think [Re: Buddy]
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That was pure genius.

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Re: Some talented writing skills I think [Re: Tangerines]
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I know. I'm gonna be a teacher next year. Physics and Chemistry though. I think I'll be dishing out some essays in the hope I get something like this some day. It'd almost make teaching English worth it.


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Re: Some talented writing skills I think [Re: Buddy]
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I like his stories, but he does have some comma splices and grammatical errors.

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Re: Some talented writing skills I think [Re: Triptonic]
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I wonder did Einstein dot all his t's and cross all his i's when he came up with general relativity...


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Re: Some talented writing skills I think [Re: Buddy]
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You callin this kid Einstien?

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Re: Some talented writing skills I think [Re: Triptonic]
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:lol:


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Re: Some talented writing skills I think [Re: FurrowedBrow]
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No. Einstein died, it'd be impossible for him to be Einstein. Einstein!


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Re: Some talented writing skills I think [Re: Buddy]
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You callin this kid the next Einstien?

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Re: Some talented writing skills I think [Re: FurrowedBrow]
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His second name's Nguyen.


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Re: Some talented writing skills I think [Re: Buddy]
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Brilliant :braindamage:


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Re: Some talented writing skills I think [Re: NobodyImportant]
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I think you're missing the point Trip.


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