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 Polkaudio1
im so high i cant even think
Registered: 11/12/08
Posts: 422
Loc: Amsterdam
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 Jail Bird 
#183677 - 01/17/09 04:37 PM (15 years, 3 months ago) |
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went riding around town police got
behind me pulled me over i ended up
going to jail for poss under oz
driving without lisensnes an speeding!!
first time in jail was not a good thing
i was looking for my weed man could not
find him though
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 Stoneth
D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F.
 
Registered: 10/06/08
Posts: 24,985
Loc: No where ville, USA 
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Thats sucks man.
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wowitch420
whippits n ribs
Registered: 04/22/08
Posts: 5,982
Loc: 512 TX
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 Re: Jail Bird [Re: Stoneth]
#183681 - 01/17/09 04:44 PM (15 years, 3 months ago) |
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"riding around town"
lolz
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mel_lonta_tauda
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 9,407
Loc: the sun
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how long were you in for?
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Polkaudio1
im so high i cant even think
Registered: 11/12/08
Posts: 422
Loc: Amsterdam
Last seen: 15 years, 1 month
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9 hours had a bond
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Voodoo
Empty
Registered: 05/21/08
Posts: 1,196
Last seen: 11 years, 7 months
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fuck the police
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Leary_Ban
Ye Olde School
Registered: 06/19/08
Posts: 151
Loc: Engulfed in Scarlet>Fi...
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Good thing they pulled you over BEFORE you found the weed man.
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alakona said:
but it takes a special breed to lie about cheating on your made up wife.
impgl said:
jesus, OTD really brings the drama
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Polkaudio1
im so high i cant even think
Registered: 11/12/08
Posts: 422
Loc: Amsterdam
Last seen: 15 years, 1 month
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Re: Jail Bird [Re: Leary_Ban]
#183747 - 01/17/09 07:35 PM (15 years, 3 months ago) |
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nah man my weed man jus got busted i was looking for him in the population lol i had already been to tha east side and picked up a dime
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Lucas420
Get High, Stay High 420
Registered: 01/09/09
Posts: 55
Loc: Michigan
Last seen: 15 years, 3 months
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Only tards go "riding around town" with dope. Get educated fool.
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Polkaudio1
im so high i cant even think
Registered: 11/12/08
Posts: 422
Loc: Amsterdam
Last seen: 15 years, 1 month
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Re: Jail Bird [Re: Lucas420]
#183804 - 01/17/09 09:47 PM (15 years, 3 months ago) |
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Dr_T
Random Dude
Registered: 05/25/08
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You were speeding while in possession of weed, but not possessing a license?
That's pre-tarded, man. You'd have to plan ahead to be that stupid.
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MistaUNGA said:
be sure to slap a  sticker on there and take a pic, cuz otherwise it didn't happen!
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Lucas420
Get High, Stay High 420
Registered: 01/09/09
Posts: 55
Loc: Michigan
Last seen: 15 years, 3 months
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Re: Jail Bird [Re: Dr_T]
#183814 - 01/17/09 09:58 PM (15 years, 3 months ago) |
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Lmfao. Pre-tarded, omg. You got out of jail in pretty quick time Polk did you have to have some pork to get out that early? 
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bananatelephone
MarijuAnna♫
Registered: 05/18/08
Posts: 5,111
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Re: Jail Bird [Re: Lucas420]
#183827 - 01/17/09 10:17 PM (15 years, 3 months ago) |
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He sweet talked his way out.
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Lucas420
Get High, Stay High 420
Registered: 01/09/09
Posts: 55
Loc: Michigan
Last seen: 15 years, 3 months
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Poor Polk, just a product of his environment.
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TripityDooDaDay
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 7,600
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That sucks. I hate jail even if it is a quick trip.
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wowitch420
whippits n ribs
Registered: 04/22/08
Posts: 5,982
Loc: 512 TX
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jail is the shit and anyone who says otherwise is a pussy
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Lucas420
Get High, Stay High 420
Registered: 01/09/09
Posts: 55
Loc: Michigan
Last seen: 15 years, 3 months
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I don't know anyone who would enjoy jail. Quite frankly, I don't know how not liking jail would make you a pussy either. In my opinion enjoying jail would make you a homo, I mean seriously your in a metal cramped cage with a dude or two.
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wowitch420
whippits n ribs
Registered: 04/22/08
Posts: 5,982
Loc: 512 TX
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Re: Jail Bird [Re: Lucas420]
#183873 - 01/17/09 11:00 PM (15 years, 3 months ago) |
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when you are hooked up like me jail is a breeze
hell, sometimes the nugs are better in county then outside! plus i know a few local piggies and we can usually work it out. idk what youre experiences are but it sounds like you may have gotten your ass touched while in the pen. guess that would make you a pussy for not standing up for your shit 
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mel_lonta_tauda
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 9,407
Loc: the sun
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Re: Jail Bird [Re: Lucas420]
#183874 - 01/17/09 11:01 PM (15 years, 3 months ago) |
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jail was fun when i was locked up
i wouldn't want to be in there again though, but probably will in the future
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captain.koons
Failed Botanist
Registered: 06/25/08
Posts: 6,170
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Quote:
mel_lonta_tauda said:
jail was fun when i was locked up
i wouldn't want to be in there again though, but probably will in the future
what cho get locked up for?
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mel_lonta_tauda
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 9,407
Loc: the sun
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"conspiracy to commit a crime"
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captain.koons
Failed Botanist
Registered: 06/25/08
Posts: 6,170
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interesting... did you have a lot of meth precursors?
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Lucas420
Get High, Stay High 420
Registered: 01/09/09
Posts: 55
Loc: Michigan
Last seen: 15 years, 3 months
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Your only hook is Polk don't lie. You prolly had to go to coinstar and empty your coins to get him bonded, so you could pick up a eighter of some brick weed.
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wowitch420
whippits n ribs
Registered: 04/22/08
Posts: 5,982
Loc: 512 TX
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Re: Jail Bird [Re: Lucas420]
#183902 - 01/17/09 11:11 PM (15 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
Lucas420 said:
You prolly had to go to coinstar and empty your coins to get him bonded,
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mel_lonta_tauda
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 9,407
Loc: the sun
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Quote:
captain.koons said:
interesting... did you have a lot of meth precursors?
lol nah. it was a funny situation. here's the scoop:
My two friends and i were bored as hell this one night, and one of them decided that we drive out to another town to steal this one guys bike for spare parts.
So we get there and one of them is the lookout waiting in the car, while me and the other creep into the side yard for the bike. Out of nowhere police lights start flashing so we ran into the woods behind the house. Apparently our lookout spilled the beans to a cop when asked why he was sitting on the side of the road.
Eventually we came out of the woods after the cops called us from the guys phone and were taken in.
We found it hilarious talking to the other inmates because this one white supremacist was eyeing us out, and said, "alright, there's a black guy(half black/half indian), an asian, and a white guy.... the white guy got ya'll in here surely"  they were all really cool
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captain.koons
Failed Botanist
Registered: 06/25/08
Posts: 6,170
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what kind of bike was this?
how long did you get?
did you stomp the rat?
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mel_lonta_tauda
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 9,407
Loc: the sun
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bmx bike, since we were all riders at the time.
12 hours, i think they just dropped everything
the only thing we stomped was the bathroom floor to gain access to the womens block downstairs.  now THAT was fun
Edited by mel_lonta_tauda (01/18/09 01:59 PM)
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captain.koons
Failed Botanist
Registered: 06/25/08
Posts: 6,170
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oh I thought you were locked up for an extended period of time... 12 hours isn't enough to break even the sissiest of men.
Quote:
the only thing we stomped was the bathroom floor to gain access to the womens block downstairs. now THAT was fun
do tell!
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mel_lonta_tauda
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 9,407
Loc: the sun
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lol
i guess everyone had the genius idea of jumping up and down as hard as you can in the bathroom til the tiles give in and collapse. didn't make much sense since there's concrete underneath, but they still tried. it was actually caved in a little if you looked at it from a certain angle. about 10 of us were standing around in a circle and just jumped/stomped til we got tired. then switch off. it was sooo loud
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captain.koons
Failed Botanist
Registered: 06/25/08
Posts: 6,170
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omg that is pretty smart amagine if it worked and you all got beautiful women that were equally as horny?
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mel_lonta_tauda
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 9,407
Loc: the sun
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they talked to the girls below through the toilets too. it might've been the pipes, but i forget. their own tapping codes and everything, it was all too much to handle. so great
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captain.koons
Failed Botanist
Registered: 06/25/08
Posts: 6,170
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instead of phone sex... pipe sex
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mel_lonta_tauda
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 9,407
Loc: the sun
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exactly
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still beLIEve
State Property..Again
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 17,167
Loc: a world thats not my own
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Quote:
wowitch420 said:
jail is the shit and anyone who says otherwise is a pussy
yeah it makes you real manly and tough
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niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.
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