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Funny Story
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Subjectively.

I was at the UDF gettin' me a milkshake and pack O P Funk regs and I was out in the parking lot smoking one with my cuz and this cracked out :obama: comes up and trying to smoke a blunt of some weed with him.  I of course knew this was a ploy in order to get me and my blood in an alleyway so the bigger tougher dumber nigs could pound my skull. I had one of thise NIGGER BEATERS that the POlice have so I whipped it out and told that :obama: to peace and low and behold there were some boo heads behind the fence walking away.

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Re: Funny Story [Re: Never_A_Frown]
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say wuh


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Re: Funny Story [Re: Never_A_Frown]
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:ilold:

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Re: Funny Story [Re: usg543]
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haha, boo heads


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Re: Funny Story [Re: Coaster]
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Spark Notes:

-Went to UDF
-Dude comes out trying to smoke a blunt with me
-I eat him until I figure out his motive
-He really wants me to come behind a fence to smoke it so other dudes can mug me
-I pulled dout a NIGGER BEATER
-I Yelled
-Niggers scattered

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Re: Funny Story [Re: Never_A_Frown]
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So you were at the club. And went out to smoke some weed. and this nig came up to you trying to get you to smoke some more in the alley where his boys were? So you pulled out a stick and threatened to kicked his ass?

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Re: Funny Story [Re: highasfuck]
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UDF is a convienent store
I live in the ghetto
I was smoking a cig
he came up to me with some hamster bedding of weed
I had some of that lemon

But yea

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Re: Funny Story [Re: Never_A_Frown]
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Are you a nig?


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Re: Funny Story [Re: GROWEED]
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I'm a ghost.

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Re: Funny Story [Re: Never_A_Frown]
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Good or Evil?


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Re: Funny Story [Re: GROWEED]
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Good of course. I am the people.

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Re: Funny Story [Re: Never_A_Frown]
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Do you honestly believe in ghosts and demons? Yesterday I was physically harmed by a demon. It burnt a fucked up shape on my arm.


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Re: Funny Story [Re: GROWEED]
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i have a friend that swears he was harrassed by demons for the first 10 or so years of his life.


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        heady nugz

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Re: Funny Story [Re: GROWEED]
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I believe in them, yes. But not in any judaeo christian sense YA KNOW?!

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Re: Funny Story [Re: Never_A_Frown]
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My little lady is all the demon I can handle.


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Re: Funny Story [Re: Never_A_Frown]
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Never_A_Frown said:
I had one of thise NIGGER BEATERS that the POlice have so I whipped it out and told that :obama: to peace and low and behold there were some boo heads behind the fence walking away.



lo! and behold! you mean :smirk:

:grammarnazi:


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I'm an electric smoker :gc:

ExplosiveMango said:
If everyone could do mushroom, yes, it would be a wonderful world. This will never be, only some can do mushrooms. It is the responsibility of those of us who see the world most clearly to pass the clarity on to those who cannot bare to wear our lenses.

Madtowntripper said:Or just give her a cloroform soaked rag and tell her it's ether!

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Re: Funny Story [Re: MistaUNGA]
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Thanks

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Re: Funny Story [Re: MistaUNGA]
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You don't believe me I can taste your fucking vibrations.

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