Ritz or other similar sort of cracker. (Saltine crackers are fine)
Peanut butter or regular ass butter or margarine (High fat content is what we are going for!)
your crackers, spread some of your peanut butter on BOTH sides. Crush
and crumble your herbs (more surface area = the better!) the Finer the
better, make sure it sticks all nice into the peanut butter.
Put other cracker on top to make a sort of "sandwich"
Pop in microwave and give it a few 30 second blasts, letting it cool for 10 seconds or so in between.