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Offlineurb
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I am Planning the event... Welcome home Party for PoBoy.
    #843090 - 02/13/20 08:54 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

The welcome home party.
For those of yous that don't know , PoBoy gets out on parole on the 16th. 

  I was thinking about a surprise party , but am unsure of it. He might have PTSD from being down so long. He might be what they call , " institutionalized now. 
  It happens when people are locked up for extended periods of time

  So don't be surprised if he is really quiet , hovers over his food like a dog and has facial tattoos with a big block letter BUBBA tattood on his neck. These things take time.

  We just need to be patient and show him lottsa love when he comes back.

Just a few reminders for those of you unfamiliar with these circumstances;

Don't look him in the eyes for more than a couple of seconds.

Don't ask if anybody tried him while he was in there.

Don't get close to him while he is eating.

Don't act differently than you did before.

Ask before you change the channel on the TV.

Don't ask what gang he is affiliated with. Just look at his tats and they will tell the story.

If he leaves a candy bar on your bed , this is his way of saying you're cute and have a nice booty.
    He is interested in taking care of you. If your not interested , simply give the candy bar back and tell him your flattered he chose you over all the other guys , but your already promised to someone else.
If you eat that candy bar , you will be eating other things as well.


Sleep with your ass to the wall and whatever you do.... DON'T BEND OVER TO PICK UP THE SOAP!


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Edited by urb (02/13/20 08:58 PM)

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Re: I am Planning the event... Welcome home Party for PoBoy. [Re: urb]
    #843091 - 02/13/20 08:58 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

I'm just a poor boy from a poor family.

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Re: I am Planning the event... Welcome home Party for PoBoy. [Re: Mof]
    #843092 - 02/13/20 10:09 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

Spare him his life from this monstrosity


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Re: I am Planning the event... Welcome home Party for PoBoy. [Re: urb]
    #843093 - 02/13/20 11:19 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

Ay, Ay poorboy!
gimmie your fruitcup!

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Re: I am Planning the event... Welcome home Party for PoBoy. [Re: Mof]
    #843095 - 02/14/20 06:07 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

Hold, mah, pocket!:kingcrankey:


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Re: I am Planning the event... Welcome home Party for PoBoy. [Re: Amanita86]
    #843101 - 02/14/20 01:02 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

:feelsoldman:

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Re: I am Planning the event... Welcome home Party for PoBoy. [Re: urb]
    #843102 - 02/14/20 01:40 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

Tl;dr

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Re: I am Planning the event... Welcome home Party for PoBoy. [Re: Deadkndys420]
    #843103 - 02/14/20 02:02 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

That is your loss.  I broke it up into nice , easy to digest parts for people with no attention span.


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