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 How long you think you could live on just cannabis?  1
#819280 - 09/14/16 03:00 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Hear me out.
If you were to only eat Hemp seeds, raw leafs, buds, hempseed oil, and water.
How long do you think you could go   
Probably shouldn't have come to work today.
I'm gonna try it with the seeds and see how long it takes me to turn myself into a giant bud. I'll Crack ya off some of my fingers to smoke in celebration. Plants grow back, it'll just be like the fountain of youth I bet.
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 Re: How long you think you could live on just cannabis? [Re: RasJeph]
#819281 - 09/14/16 03:27 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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I can't wait to hear the replies.
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RasJeph
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 Re: How long you think you could live on just cannabis? [Re: KaptKid]
#819282 - 09/14/16 04:05 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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I looked around the web after posting this and there's some really fucking dumb people out there on other forums lol.
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Re: How long you think you could live on just cannabis? [Re: RasJeph]
#819299 - 09/14/16 07:16 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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I'm gonna guess as long as you can survive on grass clippings, tree stems, and any other items that aren't toxic but have no nutritional value. A few weeks or so.
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Re: How long you think you could live on just cannabis? [Re: Magash] 1
#819301 - 09/14/16 07:18 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Hemp seeds have no nutritional value?
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Re: How long you think you could live on just cannabis? [Re: drawde]
#819302 - 09/14/16 07:31 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
drawde said:
Hemp seeds have no nutritional value?
I forgot about the seeds. (somewhat retarded since I sell them)
I know they make a milk out of them. I'm guessing there has to be something to them cause they are used in bird seed.
So I'm guessing a extra week of life.
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Re: How long you think you could live on just cannabis? [Re: Magash] 2
#819305 - 09/14/16 07:38 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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MAG! I'm super surprised you are not up on hemp seeds. They are a superfood, dude. You could literally live on those things (pretty much).
Hemp seeds: These little seeds give you the complete nutritional power of hemp with their blend of omega-3 and omega-6 fats, high fiber content, and quality amino acid profile. Hemp seeds are also high in magnesium, a mineral that helps with relaxation, blood sugar control, blood pressure, and potentially osteoporosis, and that is generally low in women. Three tablespoons of hulled hemp seeds gives you 10 grams (g) of protein, 14g fat (mostly coming from omega-3 and omega-6 fats), and 2g fiber.
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Re: How long you think you could live on just cannabis? [Re: drawde]
#819306 - 09/14/16 07:39 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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I bet we could get un petit gaskelort to try it out.
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Re: How long you think you could live on just cannabis? [Re: SleepAid] 1
#819307 - 09/14/16 07:40 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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That dude will do anything for a dimebag
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Re: How long you think you could live on just cannabis? [Re: drawde]
#819308 - 09/14/16 07:42 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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I'd throw in a fiver.
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Re: How long you think you could live on just cannabis? [Re: Bumble_Dick] 1
#819309 - 09/14/16 07:46 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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I say we all be super nice to him for a week then transition into pressuring him into it once we gain his trust.
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Re: How long you think you could live on just cannabis? [Re: SleepAid]
#819310 - 09/14/16 07:48 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Nah...I should keep on that crap but since I'd rather be dead then survive on seeds I don't pay attention to it. I've had plenty of people that want to know about medical strains and stuff but the only questions on seeds I get are typical and it's usually the same two subjects...."how do you make feminized seeds?" "how do you stabilize traits in the seeds?"
I'm also not sure if hemp seeds and the plants we grow (not considered hemp) have a difference in the food value of the seeds kind of like the plants we grow can't be used to make fiber products.
I'm gonna guess the seeds from hemp and smoke are pretty much the same
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Re: How long you think you could live on just cannabis? [Re: SleepAid]
#819312 - 09/14/16 07:52 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
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I say we all be super nice to him for a week then transition into pressuring him into it once we gain his trust.
OK but get him to do the gusher challenge first
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Re: How long you think you could live on just cannabis? [Re: drawde]
#819313 - 09/14/16 07:54 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
drawde said:
Quote:
SleepAid said:
I say we all be super nice to him for a week then transition into pressuring him into it once we gain his trust.
OK but get him to do the gusher challenge first
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drawde
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Re: How long you think you could live on just cannabis? [Re: SleepAid]
#819314 - 09/14/16 08:00 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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LOL wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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Re: How long you think you could live on just cannabis? [Re: drawde]
#819315 - 09/14/16 09:09 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Haha, the dummies were drinking water.
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Re: How long you think you could live on just cannabis? [Re: Bumble_Dick]
#819324 - 09/15/16 11:56 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Hemps seeds are a great superfood as Drawde noted earlier, I think this would be a fun experiment to try out (not me) for the hell of it.
I already eat hemp granola and hemp milk nearly everyday and I feel awesome so far.
Weed man, weed!
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Re: How long you think you could live on just cannabis? [Re: Sham87]
#819326 - 09/15/16 04:46 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Honestly after laughing about this with some friends and here I might give it a shot. I'm a fatty anyway so I'm sure it wouldn't harm me lol.
I mean a week doesn't seem long enough to be a proper experiment, but a month seems like a long time to live off of seeds.
Fuck it, if I go for it I'll let you know. I already ordered a lb of seeds from Amazon because my friends didn't believe that they were even an actual food item you could buy lol.
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Re: How long you think you could live on just cannabis? [Re: RasJeph]
#819328 - 09/15/16 05:06 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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If you took a multivitamin you could live on hemp indefinitely.
Now, consuming that many omegas for a long time would be less than healthy but it would be no immediate threat to your life if you are healthy to start.
I'd say a month would probably be doable. A week you will be fine.
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Re: How long you think you could live on just cannabis? [Re: drawde]
#819572 - 09/24/16 09:42 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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one month
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Re: How long you think you could live on just cannabis? [Re: anthiawe]
#819668 - 09/28/16 12:07 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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How long you can go while maintaining a large caloric deficit depends completely on how much fat your body is storing. For example, I did intermittent fasting consuming less than 600 calories a day for 1 full week. I then transitioned into a straight water fast for 15 more days. I consumed virtually no carbs during that period of 22-23 days and lost 25lbs (about 5 lbs I regained from water weight after reintroducing carbs). I could have gone longer for my fast, but we were moving states and I didn't want to be a downer while meeting up with the extended family for the last few times until the holidays.
I have known people who have fasted for over a full month with just water. I also know of one person who claims to have fasted a full 3 months on just water. If it's doable with water then it's doable with seeds if you've got the fat on your body to support ketosis. That said, you might be one miserable son of a bitch lol. I know by day 15 of the water fast that I certainly was, but I also didn't start toying with my electrolytes until about day 12 or 13 (horrible, horrible mistake).
A word to the wise, if you are going to try a mono-diet of seeds you best gradually taper of carbs before fully diving into the change. Carbs are an addiction and it will FUCK you up to go cold turkey. They call it keto flu and it occurs once your glycogen stores are fully depleted. At that point your body starts eating your own fat (and muscle if you are more active than you should be, you should be pretty sedentary) and it will become more efficient as time goes on. That said, as your body becomes increasingly more efficient at eating fat you'll start to lose weight more slowly. According to my research there isn't much benefit in fasting for weight loss for longer than 21 full days. That seems to be the marking point for when your body is quite fat-adapted.
A few tips:
1. Maintain your electrolytes or you will suffer. We're talking leg cramps, ass cramps, feelings of discomfort, fatigue, etc. Adding a pinch of iodized table salt and potassium salt (or lite salt which is a combo of both) to your water will save you a lot of discomfort.
2. Try replacing full meals with a handful of almonds during that week you're tapering off carbs to prepare for your new seed lifestyle. Almonds are an excellent mono-food and similar in macros to most fatty seeds.
3. Prepare yourself mentally. You might walk to the fridge 10 times and be confused at what you're doing simply because eating regularly is such a well established pattern. Also, be prepared for people to tell you that what you're doing is unhealthy and/or unnatural (it isn't). Family and friends will absolutely try to pressure you into your old way of eating. Willpower is everything.
4. Taking a full dose of a multi-vitamin twice a day is not a bad idea to keep you functioning well. Normally I would suggest 10 fish oil caps split up throughout the day as well if you were water fasting, but you will probably get your aminos in good amounts from the seeds and not need them.
You can probably go longer than 3 full months if you've got the willpower and fat to stick with it. You'll certainly be able to go much longer with seeds than with just straight water. Just be careful to not eat too many seeds if you're trying to lose weight during your mono-diet experiment.
Good luck if you follow through with it.
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