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 andyistic
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 I got a fucking ticket 
#77012 - 07/09/08 04:30 PM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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At least the cop is not on my ball sack like last time. Fucker is drowning in his own blood now.
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 Tangerines
Grease Wizard
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Re: I got a fucking ticket [Re: andyistic]
#77014 - 07/09/08 04:31 PM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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fondacox
 
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Re: I got a fucking ticket [Re: Tangerines]
#77018 - 07/09/08 04:37 PM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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I asked a cop if he wanted to taste my salty nuts on Saturday.
I was eating salted nuts when we hit a road block. He busted me licking my fingers and started joking with me. Too bad I'm not a guy, it would have been way more funny.
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coda
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Re: I got a fucking ticket [Re: fondacox]
#77027 - 07/09/08 04:57 PM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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lol. They do sobriety checkpoints in canada?
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Justice_Fish
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Re: I got a fucking ticket [Re: coda]
#77043 - 07/09/08 05:51 PM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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Yup.
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blunt master
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Re: I got a fucking ticket [Re: Justice_Fish]
#77137 - 07/09/08 08:10 PM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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whatd you get a ticket for??
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still beLIEve
State Property..Again
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Posts: 17,167
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Re: I got a fucking ticket [Re: blunt master]
#77157 - 07/09/08 08:35 PM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
blunt master said:
whatd you get a ticket for??
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niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.
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kidaihuan
Married to an Asian
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Re: I got a fucking ticket [Re: still beLIEve]
#77169 - 07/09/08 08:41 PM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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Suspicion of mischief.
Driving around with deployed airbags.
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Sativus
Brosef Knecht
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Re: I got a fucking ticket [Re: blunt master]
#77185 - 07/09/08 08:53 PM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
blunt master said:
whatd you get a ticket for??
It mighta had something to do with the corpse in the trunk... the news story gave andy an idea.
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andyistic
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Re: I got a fucking ticket [Re: Sativus]
#77205 - 07/09/08 09:14 PM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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It was a parody of Tang's successful I Got A Tick thread.
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blunt master
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Re: I got a fucking ticket [Re: andyistic]
#77216 - 07/09/08 09:31 PM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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oh yeah i just got that now
i didnt read his thread before
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Ombient
ɥɐɹq ɹǝqos
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Re: I got a fucking ticket [Re: andyistic]
#77263 - 07/09/08 10:20 PM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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spread your cheeks and lift your sack
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MFDoom666
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Re: I got a fucking ticket [Re: Ombient]
#77264 - 07/09/08 10:21 PM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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i can't wait to hear that one again. 
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FurrowedBrow said:
They should teach african engineering at the college level. mcgyver 101
Harry_Ba11sach said:
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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andyistic
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Re: I got a fucking ticket [Re: MFDoom666]
#77268 - 07/09/08 10:24 PM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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Maybe Omni is up to the task.
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Coaster
I'm Back Baby
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Re: I got a fucking ticket [Re: andyistic]
#77320 - 07/09/08 10:47 PM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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last ticket i got was $420
4 crossing double yellow line
but hey at least i didnt get another dui cuz i was sooooo blazed
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andyistic
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Re: I got a fucking ticket [Re: Coaster]
#77327 - 07/09/08 10:49 PM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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The only tickets I get are parking tickets, because the Parking Enforcement dudes who drive around in their mini carts are complete douchebags.
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Coaster
I'm Back Baby
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Re: I got a fucking ticket [Re: andyistic]
#77344 - 07/09/08 10:52 PM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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i used to get parking tickets all the time
but now im beter about waking up at 6am smoking a bowl
moving my car
smoking a bowl
then goin bak 2 sleep
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still beLIEve
State Property..Again
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Posts: 17,167
Loc: a world thats not my own
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Re: I got a fucking ticket [Re: Coaster]
#77352 - 07/09/08 10:54 PM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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i have 1.5k in traffic tickets right now
thank god im getting hooked up
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niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.
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Coaster
I'm Back Baby
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Re: I got a fucking ticket [Re: still beLIEve]
#77530 - 07/09/08 11:37 PM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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u mean hooked up as far as dr00gz or with the law 2 pay those tix
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usg543
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Re: I got a fucking ticket [Re: still beLIEve]
#77531 - 07/09/08 11:38 PM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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still beLIEve
State Property..Again
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Posts: 17,167
Loc: a world thats not my own
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Re: I got a fucking ticket [Re: Coaster]
#77708 - 07/10/08 12:32 AM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
Coaster said:
u mean hooked up as far as dr00gz or with the law 2 pay those tix
aS IN the army is taken care of it
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niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.
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wowitch420
whippits n ribs
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Re: I got a fucking ticket [Re: still beLIEve]
#77856 - 07/10/08 01:20 AM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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the armys full of gays brah
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still beLIEve
State Property..Again
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Re: I got a fucking ticket [Re: wowitch420]
#77886 - 07/10/08 01:36 AM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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not me
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niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.
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Coaster
I'm Back Baby
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Re: I got a fucking ticket [Re: still beLIEve]
#77888 - 07/10/08 01:36 AM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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wtf the army pays old tickets
so i can speed for years then join the army
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wowitch420
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Re: I got a fucking ticket [Re: Coaster]
#77890 - 07/10/08 01:37 AM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
Coaster said:
wtf the army pays old tickets
so i can speed for years then join the army
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still beLIEve
State Property..Again
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Re: I got a fucking ticket [Re: wowitch420]
#77894 - 07/10/08 01:39 AM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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they dont pay em
they put them on hold
but thats cuz i scored highh on tyhe test
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niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.
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Coaster
I'm Back Baby
Registered: 04/23/08
Posts: 25,306
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Re: I got a fucking ticket [Re: still beLIEve]
#77896 - 07/10/08 01:40 AM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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wut ever the fuck a tyhe test is im sure its really ez
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wowitch420
whippits n ribs
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Posts: 5,982
Loc: 512 TX
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Re: I got a fucking ticket [Re: still beLIEve]
#77897 - 07/10/08 01:40 AM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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did you do the most pull ups at lunch
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mel_lonta_tauda
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Re: I got a fucking ticket [Re: Coaster]
#77900 - 07/10/08 01:41 AM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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ya dude, apparently they clear your criminal record (if you have one too) 
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kidaihuan
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Quote:
mel_lonta_tauda said:
ya dude, apparently they clear your criminal record (if you have one too)
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Coaster
I'm Back Baby
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Posts: 25,306
Loc: Sativa Central
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Re: I got a fucking ticket [Re: kidaihuan]
#77907 - 07/10/08 01:43 AM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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aite im joinin then
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still beLIEve
State Property..Again
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Posts: 17,167
Loc: a world thats not my own
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Re: I got a fucking ticket [Re: Coaster]
#77909 - 07/10/08 01:43 AM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
Coaster said:
wut ever the fuck a tyhe test is im sure its really ez
no im just smart
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niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.
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wowitch420
whippits n ribs
Registered: 04/22/08
Posts: 5,982
Loc: 512 TX
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Re: I got a fucking ticket [Re: kidaihuan]
#77910 - 07/10/08 01:43 AM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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I believe one of those spldiers involved with the rape/homicide in iraq was a prior felon? They let it slide because they need troops.
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Coaster
I'm Back Baby
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Re: I got a fucking ticket [Re: still beLIEve]
#77927 - 07/10/08 01:51 AM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
still beLIEve said:
Quote:
Coaster said:
wut ever the fuck a tyhe test is im sure its really ez
no im just smart
ask me the hardest question on that test
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still beLIEve
State Property..Again
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Posts: 17,167
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Re: I got a fucking ticket [Re: Coaster]
#77931 - 07/10/08 01:53 AM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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well im sure you could answer it mr math whiz
but it was some alg2/precalc shit
but i mean, i got a ged brah. i dropped out when i was 16. so i feel i ddi prety wel l
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niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.
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mel_lonta_tauda
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 9,407
Loc: the sun
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Re: I got a fucking ticket [Re: kidaihuan]
#77935 - 07/10/08 01:55 AM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
kidaihuan said:
Quote:
mel_lonta_tauda said:
ya dude, apparently they clear your criminal record (if you have one too)
i'd imagine so, since people pretty much sign their life over to the government. but i'f you're into a certain kind of future then go right ahead.
"a low life or no life", that's what i've grown up on
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beatyou
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Re: I got a fucking ticket [Re: still beLIEve]
#78009 - 07/10/08 09:27 AM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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a lot of guys ive seen join the army do it because they feel they have no other choice, or for the money, not thinking they are going to iraq very soon.
its not worth it, imo. it may add some structure and "stability" to your life, and have some bullshit perks, but you can do all that on your own.
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kidaihuan
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Re: I got a fucking ticket [Re: beatyou]
#78355 - 07/10/08 05:53 PM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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The people I hate most are not the fuckheads who just go to kill some towelheads, but those who sign up, then they find out there is a war, then they complain and protest and shit that they only signed up for a free education and not to go to war.
I mean, wtf is that? And those "Escape to Canada" websites? WTF?
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