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InvisibleZombi3
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If zombies attacked and you only had time to get three things from your house...
    #753099 - 10/14/14 09:30 PM (9 years, 6 months ago)

What would they be and why?

I would get:

1: My Military Ka-Bar Knife (7" serrated)
2. 500lb test paracord (I have a 250ft roll)
3. Research Chemicals :lol: (100's of trips in one vial)




Lets limit this to things inside your house, and something you can carry on foot if need be. :thumbup:

Intelligently discuss.


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Re: If zombies attacked and you only had time to get three things from your house... [Re: Zombi3]
    #753103 - 10/14/14 09:42 PM (9 years, 6 months ago)

Rifle, bug out bag, machete


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Re: If zombies attacked and you only had time to get three things from your house... [Re: drawde]
    #753106 - 10/14/14 09:50 PM (9 years, 6 months ago)

If I finish my bug out bag before Zombies attack that will replace my Ka-Bar on my list!!! As my Ka-Bar will be in the bug out bag HAHA!!

But seriously... Who else is going to try and bring their dog???:heart::tongue::thumbup:
You know I am!
Pure bred Australian Shepherd FTW:heart:


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Re: If zombies attacked and you only had time to get three things from your house... [Re: Zombi3]
    #753107 - 10/14/14 09:51 PM (9 years, 6 months ago)

Guns, ammo, Twinkies!


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Re: If zombies attacked and you only had time to get three things from your house... [Re: Stoneth]
    #753110 - 10/14/14 10:08 PM (9 years, 6 months ago)

Gun

Buds

Bonzo


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Re: If zombies attacked and you only had time to get three things from your house... [Re: Magash]
    #753112 - 10/14/14 10:10 PM (9 years, 6 months ago)

Yea you have a dog too!! Like fucking shit Id leave my puppy behind!!
Id have to throw a few seeds in my pocket too...
Oh god I hope Im not limited to 3 things lol!


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Re: If zombies attacked and you only had time to get three things from your house... [Re: Zombi3]
    #753115 - 10/14/14 10:51 PM (9 years, 6 months ago)

Just a gun.


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Re: If zombies attacked and you only had time to get three things from your house... [Re: poor boy]
    #753153 - 10/15/14 09:42 AM (9 years, 6 months ago)

You have time to grab 3 things and you'd only get a gun?
That's not even the best weapon for zombies man...


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Re: If zombies attacked and you only had time to get three things from your house... [Re: Zombi3]
    #753156 - 10/15/14 09:58 AM (9 years, 6 months ago)

The initial attack is about being quick and getting away from the masses. My parents have a spot out in the country on a dirt road with tons of weapons, a small animal farm, and veggie garden. Everything one would need is out there.

My thought is to get the family out of there as quick as possible and hit the road.

Besides, all I have are guns.


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I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will
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Re: If zombies attacked and you only had time to get three things from your house... [Re: poor boy]
    #753157 - 10/15/14 10:03 AM (9 years, 6 months ago)

I'd just hide behind a poor boy.


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Re: If zombies attacked and you only had time to get three things from your house... [Re: UltimateDevotion]
    #753165 - 10/15/14 10:54 AM (9 years, 6 months ago)

Ditch bag
Dog
Zombie repellent, obviously

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Re: If zombies attacked and you only had time to get three things from your house... [Re: Bumble_Dick]
    #753175 - 10/15/14 11:35 AM (9 years, 6 months ago)

My vaporizer
My cat
My weed


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Re: If zombies attacked and you only had time to get three things from your house... [Re: FRACTALife] * 1
    #753177 - 10/15/14 11:37 AM (9 years, 6 months ago)

:lol:

Your cat...

:facepalm:

You will be one of the first to go.


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Re: If zombies attacked and you only had time to get three things from your house... [Re: poor boy]
    #753184 - 10/15/14 12:00 PM (9 years, 6 months ago)

Gun.
Knife.
Backpack full of odds n ends (lighter, tarp, light foods, water, etc)


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See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.

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Re: If zombies attacked and you only had time to get three things from your house... [Re: poor boy]
    #753194 - 10/15/14 12:19 PM (9 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

poor boy said:
:lol:

Your cat...

:facepalm:

You will be one of the first to go.





Eh that's fine


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Re: If zombies attacked and you only had time to get three things from your house... [Re: FRACTALife] * 1
    #753202 - 10/15/14 12:41 PM (9 years, 6 months ago)

Yeah... I'd end up like woody harleson in zombie land. After my family dies I'm going rouge.


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Re: If zombies attacked and you only had time to get three things from your house... [Re: still beLIEve]
    #753214 - 10/15/14 12:54 PM (9 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

still beLIEve said:
Gun.
Knife.
Backpack full of odds n ends (lighter, tarp, light foods, water, etc)





Put the gun and knife in the backpack, and get two more things.

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Re: If zombies attacked and you only had time to get three things from your house... [Re: Bumble_Dick]
    #753218 - 10/15/14 01:02 PM (9 years, 6 months ago)

You're good.

This guy is good.

He's gonna last.


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See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.

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Re: If zombies attacked and you only had time to get three things from your house... [Re: still beLIEve]
    #753227 - 10/15/14 02:06 PM (9 years, 6 months ago)

I'd bring some cocks of pepperoni
Some Zesti mordant chips
and some of J-Roc's vodka


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Re: If zombies attacked and you only had time to get three things from your house... [Re: Manitou]
    #753229 - 10/15/14 02:11 PM (9 years, 6 months ago)

I'm brining my phone so I can constantly update one facebook


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Re: If zombies attacked and you only had time to get three things from your house... [Re: poor boy]
    #753234 - 10/15/14 02:17 PM (9 years, 6 months ago)

#zombieinvasionlolz


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Re: If zombies attacked and you only had time to get three things from your house... [Re: Manitou]
    #753237 - 10/15/14 02:37 PM (9 years, 6 months ago)

:lol:

putting your whole group in danger just so you can charge your phone...


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Re: If zombies attacked and you only had time to get three things from your house... [Re: poor boy]
    #753253 - 10/15/14 03:52 PM (9 years, 6 months ago)

compound bow + arrows
supply of MREs
toilet paper


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Re: If zombies attacked and you only had time to get three things from your house... [Re: CosmicFool]
    #753254 - 10/15/14 03:53 PM (9 years, 6 months ago)

I drew a blank on my 3rd item


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Re: If zombies attacked and you only had time to get three things from your house... [Re: CosmicFool]
    #753267 - 10/15/14 04:37 PM (9 years, 6 months ago)

WOW Cosmic you might be the first person Ive met who knows what an MRE is! That is an excellent thing for your list! Means you can avoid the populated areas longer than we can!

For those of you who are curious, an MRE is a "meal ready to eat". They are popular among campers and used extensively by many militias. If I had any of these you know theyd be in my bug out bag.


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Re: If zombies attacked and you only had time to get three things from your house... [Re: Zombi3]
    #753277 - 10/15/14 04:59 PM (9 years, 6 months ago)

They are handy, but exspensive.

I'm going to post up and lock down the acadamy next to my house.

The back is locked up like a prison so I would only have to work on the front doors. With 3 people and 15 minutes we could have that shit on lock down.

Fucking chain the doors in seconds then barracade the fuck out of the doors.

Unlimited supplies, guns and ammo.


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Re: If zombies attacked and you only had time to get three things from your house... [Re: poor boy]
    #753288 - 10/15/14 05:34 PM (9 years, 6 months ago)

bike
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Re: If zombies attacked and you only had time to get three things from your house... [Re: nannybooboo]
    #753292 - 10/15/14 05:54 PM (9 years, 6 months ago)

I have a friend in the army he wound up with boxes of MREs after one of the big storms and I bummed some boxes off of him

there great, I keep a few in my car just in case
and have cracked a few open on long trips out of state
or if I forget my lunch at work


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Re: If zombies attacked and you only had time to get three things from your house... [Re: CosmicFool]
    #753295 - 10/15/14 06:03 PM (9 years, 6 months ago)

I'd also like to bring into question what everyone will be wearing for the apocalypse

I've got chainmail made from copper wire
and a leather jacket with spikes and studs
and a gas mask just in case


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Re: If zombies attacked and you only had time to get three things from your house... [Re: CosmicFool]
    #753297 - 10/15/14 06:09 PM (9 years, 6 months ago)

Jeans, shirt, steel toe boots, hoody.


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Dying to be heard through the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will
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Re: If zombies attacked and you only had time to get three things from your house... [Re: CosmicFool]
    #753300 - 10/15/14 06:12 PM (9 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

CosmicFool said:
I'd also like to bring into question what everyone will be wearing for the apocalypse

I've got chainmail made from copper wire
and a leather jacket with spikes and studs
and a gas mask just in case



Same thing i'm wearing now. A cheap brown suit and tie

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Re: If zombies attacked and you only had time to get three things from your house... [Re: nannybooboo]
    #753310 - 10/15/14 06:55 PM (9 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

nannybooboo said:
Quote:

CosmicFool said:
I'd also like to bring into question what everyone will be wearing for the apocalypse

I've got chainmail made from copper wire
and a leather jacket with spikes and studs
and a gas mask just in case



Same thing i'm wearing now. A cheap brown suit and tie




same thing your corpse will be wearing


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Re: If zombies attacked and you only had time to get three things from your house... [Re: CosmicFool]
    #753311 - 10/15/14 07:00 PM (9 years, 6 months ago)

Oh snap kid!  :Finger smack:

So I'll have third generation hand me downs?


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Re: If zombies attacked and you only had time to get three things from your house... [Re: CosmicFool]
    #753315 - 10/15/14 07:30 PM (9 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

CosmicFool said:
Quote:

nannybooboo said:
Quote:

CosmicFool said:
I'd also like to bring into question what everyone will be wearing for the apocalypse

I've got chainmail made from copper wire
and a leather jacket with spikes and studs
and a gas mask just in case



Same thing i'm wearing now. A cheap brown suit and tie




same thing your corpse will be wearing



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Re: If zombies attacked and you only had time to get three things from your house... [Re: CosmicFool]
    #753423 - 10/16/14 06:33 AM (9 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

CosmicFool said:
I'd also like to bring into question what everyone will be wearing for the apocalypse

I've got chainmail made from copper wire
and a leather jacket with spikes and studs
and a gas mask just in case



-Steel toe/shank military combat boots
-Leather jacket studded and spiked, mad max style
-license plate/rubber tire raider armour, fallout style
-full camo


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Re: If zombies attacked and you only had time to get three things from your house... [Re: Zombi3]
    #753444 - 10/16/14 10:16 AM (9 years, 6 months ago)

Meh, I'm not putting up much of a fight. I'll probably stay in my apartment smoking meth and waiting to turn into a zombie. I need a change anyway.

I'd definitely put on a full clown suit though. I'd be a funny zombie.

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Re: If zombies attacked and you only had time to get three things from your house... [Re: Bumble_Dick]
    #753446 - 10/16/14 10:22 AM (9 years, 6 months ago)

:lolsy:

I never thought of that.

Not sure what I'd dress up as... It is halloween and there are a lot of great costumes.


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Lessons learned then gradually surfacing, Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect nor do I strive to be, I am alive in this world of face first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard through the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers, and letting them fall apart to a new rhythm just to feel better

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Re: If zombies attacked and you only had time to get three things from your house... [Re: poor boy]
    #753946 - 10/19/14 07:42 AM (9 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

poor boy said:
:lolsy:

I never thought of that.

Not sure what I'd dress up as... It is halloween and there are a lot of great costumes.




Obviously you should dress up as a zombie. So that one of two things happen when the zombies turn you:
1. You are a zombie within a zombie. zombie-ception, and no one knows what's reality anymore.
2. You can be a hipster, and say you were a zombie before everyone else was.

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Re: If zombies attacked and you only had time to get three things from your house... [Re: delta9hippie]
    #753967 - 10/19/14 11:52 AM (9 years, 5 months ago)

I would make Zombie Condoms.


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Re: If zombies attacked and you only had time to get three things from your house... [Re: CosmicFool]
    #753974 - 10/19/14 01:07 PM (9 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

CosmicFool said:
I'd also like to bring into question what everyone will be wearing for the apocalypse

I've got chainmail made from copper wire
and a leather jacket with spikes and studs
and a gas mask just in case




Probably full multicam, tactical boots, plate carrier, my assault pack



Same as in any without rule of law scenario

Provided they are not fast, I would likely be a lot more concerned about encounters with other survivors than the zombies.

They say that in such a WROL scenario you shouldn't dress in a manner that will 'stand-out', and although I think this holds true in an urban center, in a rural setting I would much rather look militaristic as people would be less likely to fuck with you.

Edited by drawde (10/19/14 01:13 PM)

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Re: If zombies attacked and you only had time to get three things from your house... [Re: drawde]
    #753975 - 10/19/14 01:24 PM (9 years, 5 months ago)

You'd definitely have a leg up on me; I agree with your premise.

I don't have military gear, but I do have some camo'ed clothing. I'd throw those
on with some boots.

I'd grab:

My axe, a broken off broom handle, and some lighter fluid.


I don't own a firearm, so that would have to do.

My first destination would be my grandfather's house, as it is the closest location to mine
that houses the highest number of vulnerable family members. 

Shit just got real.


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Re: If zombies attacked and you only had time to get three things from your house... [Re: m00nshine]
    #753990 - 10/19/14 02:16 PM (9 years, 5 months ago)

Soooooo, basically everyone planning for this dumb zombie fad shit is going to stick around at home while their entire community has killed each other first? Like the world is gonna zombify itself overnight like a video game.

Zombies. :lol:

Live in the ghettos and you need chain mail armor just to walk to the store.

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Re: If zombies attacked and you only had time to get three things from your house... [Re: nannybooboo]
    #753996 - 10/19/14 03:21 PM (9 years, 5 months ago)

It's just a fun scenario to think about.

There are plenty of other without rule of law scenarios that are much more likely to occur.


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Re: If zombies attacked and you only had time to get three things from your house... [Re: drawde]
    #753998 - 10/19/14 03:33 PM (9 years, 5 months ago)

:shrug: eh okay. This stuff is just silly to me. Like "what would you do if you were abducted by aliens?" Come onnnn

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Re: If zombies attacked and you only had time to get three things from your house... [Re: nannybooboo]
    #754007 - 10/19/14 05:08 PM (9 years, 5 months ago)

Squeeze my ass cheeks together for dear life


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Re: If zombies attacked and you only had time to get three things from your house... [Re: drawde]
    #754013 - 10/19/14 05:40 PM (9 years, 5 months ago)

:ilold: wut

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Re: If zombies attacked and you only had time to get three things from your house... [Re: nannybooboo]
    #754018 - 10/19/14 06:28 PM (9 years, 5 months ago)

If I was abducted :justdontknow:


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Re: If zombies attacked and you only had time to get three things from your house... [Re: drawde]
    #754040 - 10/19/14 10:04 PM (9 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

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If I was abducted :justdontknow:



and the threat of probing was eminent.

I would too.

I assume family, if you got them, is a given. My youngest is one and my middle is 2, so they would make us a moving target, but I could never leave them behind, so I would souljah on.

I have plenty of self defense around my house. Hell I keep a 45 in a holster hung on the wall next to the front door. I have a riot shotgun that sits in a scabbard ( I forget the actual name) hung around my bed post.

Hmmmm. Shit this is kinda hard.

1. 45. Its my favorite pistol, its aim is incredible. Enough firepower to blow a head off if need be in a small compact design. Hopefully ammo goes along with the gun in this list as I could carry most of the ammo on my person.

2. Three cases of MREs. Not ideal for a family of 5, but I could make it work until more rations could be found.

3.Lighter with my big ass medicine bottle filled with waterproof matches. I taped the lid with electrical tape just as an added bit of effort.

I'd make my wife grab a few more guns and Id carry the ammo. My son could carry the food, and the girls would be strapped into a make shift cart made from their stroller.


Murica.
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Re: If zombies attacked and you only had time to get three things from your house... [Re: TribalSeed] * 1
    #754047 - 10/19/14 11:29 PM (9 years, 5 months ago)

I'm not sure how much ammo I would want to take along if I had to keep moving in a WROL situation.
You're going to make every one count so too much would mean decreased mobility.
Weight adds up fast. I suppose I would prioritize and every extra bit of weight left over would go to ammo.


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Re: If zombies attacked and you only had time to get three things from your house... [Re: drawde]
    #754250 - 10/21/14 08:48 PM (9 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

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I'm not sure how much ammo I would want to take along if I had to keep moving in a WROL situation.
You're going to make every one count so too much would mean decreased mobility.
Weight adds up fast. I suppose I would prioritize and every extra bit of weight left over would go to ammo.



Luckily I am a stout guy (6'6). As long as I put it on a rack pack and put it on I can carry plenty of ammo by myself.


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Re: If zombies attacked and you only had time to get three things from your house... [Re: TribalSeed]
    #754251 - 10/21/14 09:16 PM (9 years, 5 months ago)

You gotta factor in all your other kit too, in this kind of situation where your entire life is on your back.


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Re: If zombies attacked and you only had time to get three things from your house... [Re: drawde]
    #754255 - 10/21/14 09:26 PM (9 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

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You gotta factor in all your other kit too, in this kind of situation where your entire life is on your back.



Honestly I think we could sit here all day and debate what we would do, but when shit hits the fan, this will all just be guidelines instead of actual plan of action.
You just gotta make informed decisions once you assess the situation.

Give me a Nuke, I'll solve all our problems, dammit.


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Re: If zombies attacked and you only had time to get three things from your house... [Re: TribalSeed]
    #754263 - 10/21/14 09:32 PM (9 years, 5 months ago)

That's contrary to mine and many other 'preppers' systems philosophy.
Now, of course you are going to adapt to the situation at hand as best as possible.
But 'best' is going to be severely limited if you have not made any preparation or put any though into the 'what ifs'.

Not saying there is going to be a zombie apocalypse. That is relatively low on my list (if at all).
But there are many other possible disasters much more likely to occur that are not on many people's radar at all.

I'm not really a huge 'prepper' either, more into permaculture type of shit considering my situation far off from urban centers.
If I lived in a large urban center I definitely would be more into prepping.
Being one of the helpless flock would be a nightmare.


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Re: If zombies attacked and you only had time to get three things from your house... [Re: drawde]
    #754268 - 10/21/14 09:38 PM (9 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

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That's contrary to mine and many other 'preppers' systems philosophy.
Now, of course you are going to adapt to the situation at hand as best as possible.
But 'best' is going to be severely limited if you have not made any preparation or put any though into the 'what ifs'.

Not saying there is going to be a zombie apocalypse. That is relatively low on my list (if at all).
But there are many other possible disasters much more likely to occur that are not on many people's radar at all.

I'm not really a huge 'prepper' either, more into permaculture type of shit considering my situation far off from urban centers.
If I lived in a large urban center I definitely would be more into prepping.
Being one of the helpless flock would be a nightmare.



That explains why I don't really get too much into prepping as well. I am rural as hell.
Where I am from, most everyone had some sort of cellar filled with canned food, military guys with caches of MREs and firearms and ammo and shit. Backwoods country type of shit. So I just assume that protection and food supply is essential to every household.:shrug:


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Re: If zombies attacked and you only had time to get three things from your house... [Re: TribalSeed]
    #754269 - 10/21/14 09:41 PM (9 years, 5 months ago)

:redneck:

God I love being a country bumpkin 


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Re: If zombies attacked and you only had time to get three things from your house... [Re: drawde]
    #754270 - 10/21/14 09:42 PM (9 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

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God I love being a country bumpkin  :redneck:



:baaaam:


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Re: If zombies attacked and you only had time to get three things from your house... [Re: TribalSeed]
    #754279 - 10/21/14 11:21 PM (9 years, 5 months ago)

Livin in a big city aint all that bad when it comes to what ifs.

Draw, zombies are low on your list, right? What makes the top 3?


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Re: If zombies attacked and you only had time to get three things from your house... [Re: poor boy]
    #754281 - 10/21/14 11:37 PM (9 years, 5 months ago)

Number one has to probably be simple economic disaster. To the point where lawlessness breaks out.
Its a factor in almost every without rule of law scenario though because the economy depends on it.
Most people have no idea about just how fragile our modern global economy is.

Second would have to be climate disaster. We are already seeing it to a meaningful degree.

Third would be pandemic. I'm not really worried about Ebola though.


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Re: If zombies attacked and you only had time to get three things from your house... [Re: drawde]
    #754296 - 10/22/14 08:26 AM (9 years, 5 months ago)

Agree.

The whole ebola thing seems to have blown way out of proportion. God I hate facebook... People are so fucking mindless, but the second they read one moronic comment and watch half a fucking video they instantly become an expert on that specific topic.

I think the world would be a better place with out FB...

Oh, its the only way I can keep in contact with old friends.

Nigga, grow the fuck up and move on. If it meant that much to you then you would have stayed in contact. Phones and emails are not a new concept. I despise anyone who has a FB for social shit. Only thing I can look past is the business aspect. If your sole purpose for a FB page is money then cool. Other then that and I shun you. I shun you hard!


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Re: If zombies attacked and you only had time to get three things from your house... [Re: poor boy]
    #754644 - 10/26/14 07:20 AM (9 years, 5 months ago)

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I would grab my xbox/tv , my bong, and my carkeys and practice cod zombies till professi

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Re: If zombies attacked and you only had time to get three things from your house... [Re: Zombi3]
    #754645 - 10/26/14 07:35 AM (9 years, 5 months ago)

You guys are idiots

I would grab my RealDoll, FleshLight, and a carton of cigarettes.

Duh.

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Re: If zombies attacked and you only had time to get three things from your house... [Re: Ben18]
    #754654 - 10/26/14 09:24 AM (9 years, 5 months ago)

I'd be opening up the first apoco whore house. Bring your desires and leave your guns at the door.


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Re: If zombies attacked and you only had time to get three things from your house... [Re: poor boy]
    #754660 - 10/26/14 09:43 AM (9 years, 5 months ago)

I don't leave my guns anywhere


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Re: If zombies attacked and you only had time to get three things from your house... [Re: CosmicFool]
    #754675 - 10/26/14 10:11 AM (9 years, 5 months ago)

Then you're not putting your dick anywhere. Looka here, son. My establishment is a post honest american dick wetting resort. Our security is top notch for both my females and your back. Zombie or ass hole, we are taking them out. Now, lay your gun, pay your fee, choose a girl or 2, and enjoy.



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Re: If zombies attacked and you only had time to get three things from your house... [Re: poor boy]
    #755007 - 10/28/14 07:41 PM (9 years, 5 months ago)

Probably my knives, hammer, and something else.

Due to my living situation for the last few years my personal possession's are currently at my parents house.


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    #755077 - 10/29/14 07:55 AM (9 years, 5 months ago)

:haha:


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