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poor boy
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what the fuck, PORN!
#703201 - 12/29/13 08:11 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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So I can watch hours of porn on 100 different sites on my phone for free, but I can't find 1 site that will let me watch non pornographic movies on my phone foe free!?
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!
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Hawksresurrection
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Re: what the fuck, PORN! [Re: poor boy]
#703202 - 12/29/13 08:16 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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First world problem like a mother fucker.
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poor boy
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That's what I ber tellin niggas who complain about stupid shit! This isn't stupid shit!
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Hawksresurrection
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Re: what the fuck, PORN! [Re: poor boy]
#703204 - 12/29/13 08:18 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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It really is....it really is.
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poor boy
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Says the guy who scams people.
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drawde
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Re: what the fuck, PORN! [Re: poor boy]
#703208 - 12/29/13 08:27 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I don't think you are going to have much luck with this query, except maybe youtube. Seems like no one wants to host movies now probably because of copyright.
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Hawksresurrection
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Re: what the fuck, PORN! [Re: poor boy]
#703212 - 12/29/13 09:00 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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What in the fuck does a raging alcoholic accusing me of that have anything to do with you bitching about not being able to watch free movies? Your logic is bad, and you should feel bad.
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Edited by Hawksresurrection (12/29/13 09:25 PM)
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UltimateDevotion
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He's a fucktard!
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mjmihalov
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Re: what the fuck, PORN! [Re: poor boy]
#703229 - 12/29/13 10:12 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
poor boy said: That's what I ber tellin niggas who complain about stupid shit! This isn't stupid shit!
Watch out man, I don't think we're allowed to use that "racial slur" here... that's a bad word.
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volcomstoner
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Re: what the fuck, PORN! [Re: mjmihalov]
#703231 - 12/29/13 10:20 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Who wants to watch movies on a cellphone? Or porn...
You could just torrent it and then upload the file to your phone
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tahp93
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Re: what the fuck, PORN! [Re: volcomstoner]
#703232 - 12/29/13 10:31 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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P-O
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Re: what the fuck, PORN! [Re: tahp93]
#703233 - 12/29/13 10:47 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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youjizz has its own app.... for all your wanking needs
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tahp93
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Re: what the fuck, PORN! [Re: P-O]
#703237 - 12/29/13 10:55 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Phone wanking is just sad..
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thunderfuck
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Re: what the fuck, PORN! [Re: tahp93]
#703246 - 12/30/13 02:55 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Phone wanking is for when you're computer is shite hahaha
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mjmihalov
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Re: what the fuck, PORN! [Re: tahp93]
#703253 - 12/30/13 03:54 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
tahp93 said: Phone wanking is just sad..
I usually use my tablet, but I have used my phone before many times....
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P-O
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Re: what the fuck, PORN! [Re: mjmihalov]
#703264 - 12/30/13 10:01 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Ive used my phone MANY times.... some times u jut gotta wank it!
Be it in a wendys bathroom, a quiet corner at the library, or behind the homeless shelter.... when u gotta wank, u gotta wank !
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poor boy
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Re: what the fuck, PORN! [Re: P-O]
#703302 - 12/30/13 12:52 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I've actually banged myself behind a homeless gyuy.
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UltimateDevotion
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Re: what the fuck, PORN! [Re: poor boy]
#703343 - 12/30/13 03:23 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Phone wanking? Lame you gotta keep scrolling around
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UltimateDevotion
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Re: what the fuck, PORN! [Re: poor boy]
#703344 - 12/30/13 03:24 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
poor boy said: I've actually banged myself behind a homeless gyuy.
You too!
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NameInUse
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Re: what the fuck, PORN! [Re: tahp93]
#703347 - 12/30/13 03:31 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I have a waterproof case so I just take my phone in the shower. The retina display on this thing is great; I can watch 1080p HD porn in one hand...
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poor boy
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Re: what the fuck, PORN! [Re: NameInUse]
#703378 - 12/30/13 04:16 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I'm actually on my phone for my internet needs. I cut the service awhile back cause my bro in law was staying with me at the time and did nothing but plat black ops. I bounced him but never turned it back on cause my chick didn't have a job. She does now so ill be turning it back on in the next couple weeks.
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Sham87
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Re: what the fuck, PORN! [Re: poor boy]
#703381 - 12/30/13 04:18 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I like to masturbate in vaginas, what are you guys 16?
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NameInUse
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Re: what the fuck, PORN! [Re: poor boy]
#703386 - 12/30/13 04:20 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Same here, except we just didn't pay and let it go like 6 months ago. My phones internet is wicked quick but we're considering getting DSL for Netflix.
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Re: what the fuck, PORN! [Re: Sham87] 1
#703388 - 12/30/13 04:21 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
Sham87 said: I like to masturbate in vaginas, what are you guys 16?
your obviously not married....
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poor boy
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Re: what the fuck, PORN! [Re: Sham87] 1
#703391 - 12/30/13 04:23 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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My chick and I fuck about twice a week and I still get down with my bad self.
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Sham87
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Re: what the fuck, PORN! [Re: poor boy]
#703393 - 12/30/13 04:24 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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You are correct POseph.
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NameInUse
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Re: what the fuck, PORN! [Re: Sham87] 2
#703395 - 12/30/13 04:25 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
Sham87 said: I like to masturbate in vaginas, what are you guys 16?
If I jerk off, it takes a few minutes. If I want to have sex, I have to stay up until the kids are asleep, waste my breath on talking about stuff, make my move and start getting her warmed up, then I have to be a champion and fuck her forever before I'm allowed to finish... I gotta go to bed.
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P-O
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Re: what the fuck, PORN! [Re: NameInUse]
#703397 - 12/30/13 04:27 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
NameInUse said:
If I jerk off, it takes a few minutes. If I want to have sex, I have to stay up until the kids are asleep, waste my breath on talking about stuff, make my move and start getting her warmed up, then I have to be a champion and fuck her forever before I'm allowed to finish...
QFT!
Sometimes its easier to wank it to asian porn then it is to get the wife in the mood and ready.
I still beat that pussy up on the regular tho
Quote:
waste my breath on talking about stuff
Edited by P-O (12/30/13 04:29 PM)
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poor boy
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Re: what the fuck, PORN! [Re: P-O]
#703401 - 12/30/13 04:32 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I you guys!
Hey! I'm gonna make a new thread! Follow me!
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NameInUse
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Re: what the fuck, PORN! [Re: P-O]
#703408 - 12/30/13 04:41 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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We don't get down as often as we should. It's alright though, we make it worth it.
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poor boy
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Re: what the fuck, PORN! [Re: NameInUse]
#703409 - 12/30/13 04:46 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Introduce ass play mane.
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NameInUse
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Re: what the fuck, PORN! [Re: poor boy]
#703415 - 12/30/13 04:55 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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We does that. She's opening up...
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niteowl
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Re: what the fuck, PORN! [Re: P-O]
#703435 - 12/30/13 05:21 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
P-O said:
Quote:
Sham87 said: I like to masturbate in vaginas, what are you guys 16?
your obviously not married....
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poor boy
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Re: what the fuck, PORN! [Re: NameInUse]
#703437 - 12/30/13 05:25 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Hell yeah she opens up...
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mjmihalov
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Re: what the fuck, PORN! [Re: poor boy]
#703453 - 12/30/13 05:52 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
poor boy said:
Hell yeah she opens up...
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poor boy
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Re: what the fuck, PORN! [Re: mjmihalov]
#703464 - 12/30/13 06:32 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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P-O
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Re: what the fuck, PORN! [Re: poor boy]
#703471 - 12/30/13 06:42 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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lucky bastards.... my ex used to let me slam her asshole.
but my wife cried the last time i put it in her ass..... The tears made it so much hotter... but she forced me to stop the backdoor assault
Edited by P-O (12/30/13 06:56 PM)
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poor boy
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Re: what the fuck, PORN! [Re: P-O]
#703475 - 12/30/13 06:46 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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It helps if you have a small penis.
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Thebooedocksaint
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Re: what the fuck, PORN! [Re: Sham87]
#703481 - 12/30/13 07:15 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
Sham87 said: I like to masturbate in vaginas, what are you guys 16?
Everyone masturbates, so do women.
I hate trolls.
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poor boy
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Even trolls masterbate...
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