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Deadkndys420
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You know you have a good job...
#699706 - 12/17/13 04:34 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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When you get a 1,500 dollar bonus.
Now Granted I only got 300 since I just started there but damn you should of seen my coworkers faces.
And they bought us lunch today at some Italian restaurant too.
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P-O
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Re: You know you have a good job... [Re: Deadkndys420]
#699708 - 12/17/13 04:39 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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thats a sick bonus for a company you just started wit
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UltimateDevotion
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Re: You know you have a good job... [Re: P-O]
#699710 - 12/17/13 04:46 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Nice,
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nannybooboo
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Re: You know you have a good job... [Re: Deadkndys420]
#699720 - 12/17/13 05:21 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Deadkndys420
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Re: You know you have a good job... [Re: nannybooboo]
#699858 - 12/17/13 09:24 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Now I can buy a shotgun sooner then I thought.
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mjmihalov
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Re: You know you have a good job... [Re: Deadkndys420]
#699901 - 12/18/13 03:48 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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It's probably profit sharing, they'd either have to give it to the IRS or to employees.
My dad's old boss used to give out christmas bonuses up to a few thousand dollars because of that.
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volcomstoner
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Re: You know you have a good job... [Re: Deadkndys420]
#699902 - 12/18/13 03:50 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Goddamn, that's pretty fucking good Sounds a hell of a lot better than your last job man
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poor boy
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Re: You know you have a good job... [Re: volcomstoner]
#699927 - 12/18/13 08:50 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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my last company did that. it was profit sharing. if we made so much in that quarter they would divide the profit between us. what was really cool is we didnt make shit that quarter so instead, they cut us all a 1,000 dollar check. i was told they usually get close to 2,000 though so most were disappointed, but i had just started and that 1000 on top of my normal check was the shit.
the best part was my chick had no idea and still doesnt to this day...
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Re: You know you have a good job... [Re: poor boy]
#699933 - 12/18/13 09:39 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Lol you told your coworkers how much your bonus was?
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niteowl
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Re: You know you have a good job... [Re: poor boy]
#699937 - 12/18/13 09:54 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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poor boy said: the best part was my chick had no idea and still doesnt to this day...
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PoloDown said: Lol you told your coworkers how much your bonus was?
some places get bonuses based on seniority so its not hard to see how much everyone's bonus would be
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poor boy
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Re: You know you have a good job... [Re: niteowl]
#699939 - 12/18/13 10:07 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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We had all got 1000...
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Re: You know you have a good job... [Re: poor boy]
#699945 - 12/18/13 10:51 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Wish I got bonuses
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Picklez
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UltimateDevotion said: Wish I got bonuses
Psh, me too. I will be grateful if my boss slides me an extra 20 bucks. He's cheap as fuck
My lady gets Christmas bonus though and usually gets between 500-2000 so that will be nice. Maybe go get ourselves a new TV with the money and get some bills paid ahead on
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poor boy
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Re: You know you have a good job... [Re: Picklez]
#699949 - 12/18/13 11:09 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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With this new job ill prob get a 10.00 gift card to walmart which means a 6 pack of guinness stout.
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Re: You know you have a good job... [Re: poor boy]
#699961 - 12/18/13 11:30 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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My boss has really been dicking my hours around this week and I cant tell if it's a temporary or permanent thing
Looks like I will be applying to some new places the next couple days
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poor boy
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Re: You know you have a good job... [Re: Picklez]
#699975 - 12/18/13 12:37 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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come work for me. i could use an assistant. ill pay you in naked pics of my chick and blow jobs from ultimatedevotion.
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volcomstoner
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Re: You know you have a good job... [Re: poor boy]
#699979 - 12/18/13 01:04 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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poor boy said: come work for me. i could use an assistant. ill pay you in naked pics of my chick and blow jobs from ultimatedevotion.
Where do I apply?????
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poor boy
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Re: You know you have a good job... [Re: volcomstoner]
#699985 - 12/18/13 01:20 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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you can apply that mouth to this DEE UCK!
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Re: You know you have a good job... [Re: poor boy]
#699986 - 12/18/13 01:37 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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P-O
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Re: You know you have a good job... [Re: P-O]
#699987 - 12/18/13 01:38 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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reminds me of a joke i use some times....
"DID YOU HEAR THE CITY IS PAYING $50 a hour to plant tulips...."
"You can start my planting TWO LIPS here (point at crotch)"
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poor boy
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Re: You know you have a good job... [Re: P-O]
#699988 - 12/18/13 01:41 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Are you going to the bar b que?
Yeah the one with this meat in your grill.
D'white was looking for you.
You know, D'white stuff around your mouth.
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UltimateDevotion
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Re: You know you have a good job... [Re: poor boy]
#699989 - 12/18/13 01:58 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
poor boy said: come work for me. i could use an assistant. ill pay you in naked pics of my chick and blow jobs from ultimatedevotion.
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Picklez
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Re: You know you have a good job... [Re: P-O]
#700000 - 12/18/13 02:58 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
P-O said: reminds me of a joke i use some times....
"DID YOU HEAR THE CITY IS PAYING $50 a hour to plant tulips...."
"You can start my planting TWO LIPS here (point at crotch)"
lol, never heard that one but I have a feeling I am going to start using it
I got to go get me a valid form of identification on Friday maybe even get my driver's license if I can
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volcomstoner
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Re: You know you have a good job... [Re: Picklez]
#700004 - 12/18/13 03:08 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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GUYS pickles isn't back in jail already someone owes me 5 dollars goddammit
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Picklez
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Re: You know you have a good job... [Re: volcomstoner]
#700005 - 12/18/13 03:09 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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volcomstoner said: GUYS pickles isn't back in jail already someone owes me 5 dollars goddammit
haha, not yet. looks like I am going to make it at least another couple days
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volcomstoner
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Re: You know you have a good job... [Re: Picklez]
#700012 - 12/18/13 03:22 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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How much longer ya got left being on papers man? I've been on em for a year and a half now and I'm off in 4 months, so fucking happy because I thought i was gonna have another 2 years.
Once you get a good 5-6 month break from drugs it's sooo much fucking easier to not fall bakc into using every day. Just gotta stay away from weed, a few hits can easily turn into saying fuckit and smoking a few bowls and then your fucked for a good month if your taking UA's
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Re: You know you have a good job... [Re: volcomstoner]
#700022 - 12/18/13 03:33 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I am not even on papers yet
I am just on bail
but when I do get on papers I am guessing it's going to be for at least 2-3 years, I have even been considering just maxing my bid out
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poor boy
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Re: You know you have a good job... [Re: Picklez]
#700025 - 12/18/13 03:40 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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what did ya do mane?
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Re: You know you have a good job... [Re: poor boy]
#700028 - 12/18/13 03:48 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Burglary
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poor boy
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Re: You know you have a good job... [Re: Picklez]
#700038 - 12/18/13 04:54 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Nice.
Details?
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Re: You know you have a good job... [Re: poor boy]
#700039 - 12/18/13 04:55 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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poor boy said: Nice.
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Picklez
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Re: You know you have a good job... [Re: poor boy]
#700040 - 12/18/13 04:56 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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smashed into a place i used to work at and robbed the safe
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poor boy
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Re: You know you have a good job... [Re: Deadkndys420]
#700043 - 12/18/13 04:59 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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How were you caught?
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Deadkndys420 said:
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poor boy said: Nice.
Why are you smelling your hand?
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volcomstoner
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Re: You know you have a good job... [Re: poor boy]
#700049 - 12/18/13 05:03 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Deadkndys420 said:
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poor boy said: Nice.
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poor boy said: How were you caught?
Well, I mean, he DID rob the place that had just fired him Didn't take an expert to solve that case
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UltimateDevotion
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Re: You know you have a good job... [Re: Deadkndys420]
#700069 - 12/18/13 05:25 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Deadkndys420 said:
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poor boy said: Nice.
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