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Offlineitsaconspiracy
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Re: Drug test [Re: P-O]
    #674900 - 06/16/13 11:50 PM (10 years, 9 months ago)

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If you are in the US and plan on getting your CDL you will most likely need to quit smoking weed (assuming you blaze). DOT can pull you over for no reason at all (and they look like normal cars). Also if you get randomly stopped for inspection at the scales they can piss test you for no reason at all.


Also having a medical card won't help you since DOT  follows federal law.




Damn i'm in Fl. so i don't have a card and yes i blaze almost everyday so:olleyes: ,but i do it maostly for my depression and insomnia( i have stayed up for 4 days at atime and i've tried everything weed is the only thing that helps) plus i like tokin up:wink:.

That sucks i'm trin to find a good job that they don't drug test often ,but damn i'll take any job.


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Re: Drug test [Re: itsaconspiracy]
    #674901 - 06/16/13 11:55 PM (10 years, 9 months ago)

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itsaconspiracy said:
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Deadkndy420 said:
If you are in the US and plan on getting your CDL you will most likely need to quit smoking weed (assuming you blaze). DOT can pull you over for no reason at all (and they look like normal cars). Also if you get randomly stopped for inspection at the scales they can piss test you for no reason at all.


Also having a medical card won't help you since DOT  follows federal law.




Damn i'm in Fl. so i don't have a card and yes i blaze almost everyday so:olleyes: ,but i do it maostly for my depression and insomnia( i have stayed up for 4 days at atime and i've tried everything weed is the only thing that helps) plus i like tokin up;).

That sucks i'm trin to find a good job that they don't drug test often ,but damn i'll take any job.




Liked I said in a previous post you can take your chances and take precautions(fake piss, detox drink etc.)  while being employed.

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Re: Drug test [Re: joshisstoned]
    #674902 - 06/16/13 11:56 PM (10 years, 9 months ago)

i doubt they watch ya.  I dont see em drug testing many people randomly either.

the rig drivers carry fake piss in the truck here just incase they get into an accident (only so they dont lose there job). 

Driving around smoking weed doing long haul would be super dumb for sure.  But It was easy when ur driving a gravel truck down the back roads

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Re: Drug test [Re: P-O]
    #674903 - 06/17/13 12:01 AM (10 years, 9 months ago)

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deadkndy420 said:
you can take your chances and take precautions



ya true ,but the less risk the better
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PositiveOutlook said: Driving around smoking weed doing long haul would be super dumb for sure.



ya smoking weed on the job is kind of stupid ,but edibles on the other hand:awesomenod:


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Re: Drug test [Re: itsaconspiracy]
    #674904 - 06/17/13 12:03 AM (10 years, 9 months ago)

:lol:

My uncle always  packing bowls/toking bowls of spice while he is driving.

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Re: Drug test [Re: itsaconspiracy]
    #674905 - 06/17/13 12:03 AM (10 years, 9 months ago)

:lol:  id be trippin driving after eating a edible


I dont plan on smoking while i drive on the rigs....  Its a dangerous job as it is!  But After work, or on my days off ill blazing like a banchy

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Re: Drug test [Re: Deadkndys420]
    #674906 - 06/17/13 12:06 AM (10 years, 9 months ago)

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:lol:

My uncle always  packing bowls/toking bowls of spice while he is driving.





ya at the gravel company most the drivers smoked joints all day in the cab...  id only smoke a quick hash blast when got out the truck.... im a paranoid guy tho

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Re: Drug test [Re: P-O]
    #674907 - 06/17/13 12:07 AM (10 years, 9 months ago)

ya well drive a rig stoned might not be the best option ,but damn 1400 dollars for a cdl fuck that alot of green.


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Re: Drug test [Re: itsaconspiracy]
    #674908 - 06/17/13 12:08 AM (10 years, 9 months ago)

and thats REAL cheap too.... the driving school is over $8000!! 


some jobs pay for it if u agree to work for them for a year

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Re: Drug test [Re: P-O]
    #674909 - 06/17/13 12:11 AM (10 years, 9 months ago)

damn 8,000 shit thats like four month psy at my last job. i wish i knew a job hat would pay for it.


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Re: Drug test [Re: P-O]
    #674910 - 06/17/13 12:13 AM (10 years, 9 months ago)

If you know someone who can teach you how to drive then school isn't really necessary.

I'm pretty sure my uncle had someone teach him and he got his license a week later.

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Re: Drug test [Re: Deadkndys420]
    #674911 - 06/17/13 12:17 AM (10 years, 9 months ago)

the problem is i don't know any truck drivers:shrug:


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Re: Drug test [Re: itsaconspiracy]
    #674925 - 06/17/13 06:09 AM (10 years, 9 months ago)

Have a relative who was follicle tested by his employer prior to going over the road. If you fuck up it goes in a type of database that is visible by pretty much everyone, your "permanent record"


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Re: Drug test [Re: NameInUse]
    #674980 - 06/17/13 12:40 PM (10 years, 9 months ago)

I'm. Def. getting my cdl. I was on the fence. Per people have told me to, but this is kind of one of those things where you talk to someone who does it instead of has done it. I can have real clean poss on hand at all times no problem. I've faked countless tests. Never for probation or trouble though. Or or dot.


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Re: Drug test [Re: joshisstoned]
    #675944 - 06/24/13 02:26 PM (10 years, 9 months ago)

Well the time is getting close..... i gotta test tomorrow... i got do my drug test + orientation (hopefully the test is first so i dont have to wear this piss bag all morning before my test!!


Ive bought 4 tests all together(practice makes perfect. ) What ive learned......


-if worn with heating pad for 45 mins it only gets up to like 80degrees..  Too low


-if worn for 2 hrs- 5hr temp is 103 degrees....  you need betweed 90-100.  (:facepalm:)

  but.... i just tested with a temp at it was 103, then i blew on the fake piss with 10 BIG breaths and it Read 97degrees :thumbup:



I have to get up at 4am tomorrow.... gotta drive 3 hrs to the office.  So i plan on stapping it on 1.5 hrs before i arrive.  My boss asked if another new guy could hitch a ride with me.... i made an exuse that i had to go to my brother inlaws after.... so im riding alone now!  :smile:


So Its not gonna be easy... but hopefully i can pull this off with a lil skill and some luck!!


Wish me luck

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Re: Drug test [Re: P-O]
    #675949 - 06/24/13 03:02 PM (10 years, 9 months ago)

Good luck man.


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Re: Drug test [Re: Hawksresurrection]
    #675953 - 06/24/13 03:46 PM (10 years, 9 months ago)

:goodluck:


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Re: Drug test [Re: itsaconspiracy]
    #675961 - 06/24/13 03:57 PM (10 years, 9 months ago)

thanks guys....


i realize that the temp is gonna be too high if im wearing it for 2+ hrs.... so ill try and drip it lower in the cup then ill blow on it till it goes down to 98 or lower


dont laugh, it might be one of you guys that has to do this next

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Re: Drug test [Re: P-O]
    #675967 - 06/24/13 04:09 PM (10 years, 9 months ago)

Good luck brotha. Don't over think it and act natural and you will be fine.

Being a test for a job and not a probation test, the people will most likely tell you to that the bathroom is down the hall to the left.


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Re: Drug test [Re: Sham87]
    #676040 - 06/24/13 10:41 PM (10 years, 9 months ago)

I had to take a test for a job once and was observed.
My solution is kind of funny, but I bought a strap on dildo (imagine the looks I got at the sex shop,lol) and drilled a hole through the center of it and ran aquarium tubing through the middle of it (or peephole if you wanna be funny about it) and then attached a condom full of clean piss to the tubing and put hand warmers around it to keep it warm. Then I wrapped the condom in an ace bandage to get some pressure on it. I capped off the end of the tubing with a small cap from a fishing lure and sewed the strap on to a pair of tighty whities. When I went in to take the piss test, the guy stood in there with me, but I used a urinal that had little walls on the side so it wasn't really noticeable when I took the cap off.

I "pissed" and then gave him the cup. Everything was good until I had to sign the papers they make you sign when they send it off to a lab. While I was sitting in the office with them I noticed my leg was getting kind of warm. I didn't use all of the piss and there was some leaking out in my pants. I walked out of the place looking like I had pissed my self abit. Fucking funny since it all turned out good, but damn it was sickening knowing I had someone elses piss on me and had to talk to the guys at the place while I had warm pee leaking on me.

Not a bad idea though, I just used the concept of the whizzinator and applied it to the supplies on hand.lol.


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