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OfflineRasJeph
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A test.
    #576670 - 08/05/11 08:39 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

sex or money?
You may choose only one


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Re: A test. [Re: RasJeph]
    #576671 - 08/05/11 08:40 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

For me, its money. OK, I won't be able to nail Keri Byron, but fuck it. That $20 can buy me enough hookers that it won't matter anymore.


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Re: A test. [Re: RasJeph]
    #576672 - 08/05/11 08:45 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Sex, for sure. Money comes and goes, and it wont buy you an amazing experiance like that.

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Re: A test. [Re: RasJeph]
    #576673 - 08/05/11 08:46 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

That's like $7,300 a year, I'd take the money because you could buy more than 48 hours worth of sex with even that small an amount of cash and still have a few bucks everyday for weed and food.

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Re: A test. [Re: Steve Buscemi]
    #576674 - 08/05/11 08:48 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

All I need is about 15 minutes, and I figure with that money I could get it.

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Re: A test. [Re: DungenessDank]
    #576675 - 08/05/11 09:01 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Eh, I'd most likely blow that 20 bucks on bullshit eachday. Why when I could sleep with ANY woman I want for two days.

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Re: A test. [Re: RasJeph]
    #576676 - 08/05/11 09:05 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

:money:


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Re: A test. [Re: Shroomofdoom]
    #576677 - 08/05/11 09:05 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Shroomofdoom said:
Sex, for sure. Money comes and goes, and it wont buy you an amazing experiance like that.



:lolsy: are you for real?

Money for sure. I can buy all the LSD and neocubes I want :gameover: Besides sex is overrated and 48hrs worth of sex is more or less meh :shrug:


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Re: A test. [Re: mellowparty]
    #576678 - 08/05/11 09:07 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Guess I'm just weird.

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Re: A test. [Re: Shroomofdoom]
    #576679 - 08/05/11 09:08 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

virgin more like it


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Re: A test. [Re: mellowparty]
    #576680 - 08/05/11 09:09 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

:laugh2:

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Re: A test. [Re: Shroomofdoom]
    #576684 - 08/05/11 09:54 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

um, i picked sex?

you guys are either gay, or real broke. 20$ a day aint shit. not compared to having sex with someone i wouldnt get the chance with without that.


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niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.

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Re: A test. [Re: still beLIEve]
    #576685 - 08/05/11 09:56 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Sex is sex as far as I'm concerned.

The result is the same no matter the partner, so fuck it. I'd rather magic buy me a dime bag and a 5th of rum every day for the rest of my life than turn down free cash just to bust a nut.


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Re: A test. [Re: still beLIEve]
    #576686 - 08/05/11 10:04 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

still beLIEve said:
um, i picked sex?

you guys are either gay, or real broke. 20$ a day aint shit. not compared to having sex with someone i wouldnt get the chance with without that.




QFT! I mean, I'd get to sleep with someone I'd never get the chance too. I mean two days of sleepin with one of the hottest girls on the planet instead of 20 bucks?

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Re: A test. [Re: Shroomofdoom] * 3
    #576688 - 08/05/11 10:28 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

20 bucks a day for 30 years is like $219,000. Would I rather have a comfortable retirement or get to rape a chick for 2 days?

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Re: A test. [Re: still beLIEve]
    #576693 - 08/05/11 11:47 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

still beLIEve said:
um, i picked sex?

you guys are either gay, or real broke.



or you just don't seem to get any pussy :shrug:

I can't believe someone would choose 2 days of sex instead of a life time supply of 20$ notes daily.


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Re: A test. [Re: RasJeph]
    #576700 - 08/05/11 12:42 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Even though 20 bucks isn't much that would still be a pretty damn nice safety net. Even if you were dead broke you could get a burger and six pack no matter what. That could take a lot of sting out of life if shit really hit rock bottom.

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Re: A test. [Re: Nothing Is]
    #576707 - 08/05/11 01:49 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

You could live like a king in a lot of poor places for that kind of money. I was watching Bourdain the othe week and he was in India eating a whole meal for a couple rupee which is less than a penny........ I imagine you could get a room, some hash and a chick for less than $20 everyday.

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Re: A test. [Re: RasJeph]
    #576708 - 08/05/11 01:52 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

RasJeph said:
Sex is sex as far as I'm concerned.

The result is the same no matter the partner, so fuck it. I'd rather magic buy me a dime bag and a 5th of rum every day for the rest of my life than turn down free cash just to bust a nut.




so it makes no difference to you if you have sex with some troll of a sloth, then it does a solid 9?

i guess this is where we agree to disagree, i got standards. and i keep them pretty high.

Quote:

mellowparty said:
Quote:

still beLIEve said:
um, i picked sex?

you guys are either gay, or real broke.



or you just don't seem to get any pussy :shrug:

I can't believe someone would choose 2 days of sex instead of a life time supply of 20$ notes daily.





i think its more just that you guys are used to being broke, again 20$ a day really isnt shit in the scheme of things if you have a decent job and a decent plan.

id much rather have sex with a drop dead celebrity then get a bit of cash :shrug:


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niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.

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Re: A test. [Re: mellowparty]
    #576709 - 08/05/11 01:56 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

mellowparty said:
Quote:

still beLIEve said:
um, i picked sex?

you guys are either gay, or real broke.



or you just don't seem to get any pussy :shrug:

I can't believe someone would choose 2 days of sex instead of a life time supply of 20$ notes daily.




loolololol i cant believe the guy who just got 'neocubes' is the one telling me im not getting any pussy

lolololololol


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niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.

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Re: A test. [Re: still beLIEve]
    #576713 - 08/05/11 02:29 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

:ilold:


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Re: A test. [Re: Steve Buscemi]
    #576715 - 08/05/11 02:30 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Steve Buscemi said:
You could live like a king in a lot of poor places for that kind of money. I was watching Bourdain the othe week and he was in India eating a whole meal for a couple rupee which is less than a penny........ I imagine you could get a room, some hash and a chick for less than $20 everyday.




i traveled through india but it was over 10 years ago

you could back then

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Re: A test. [Re: RasJeph]
    #576717 - 08/05/11 02:36 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Yea 20 bucks American we are talking I am going to assume I would take.  Fuck yea.  I could live well over in China my buddy over there tells me how cheap it is.  The brothel down the road from him is cheap as fuck I could fuck some yellow and then go get some grub and a beer and have change.

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Re: A test. [Re: still beLIEve]
    #576726 - 08/05/11 02:51 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

still beLIEve said:
Quote:

mellowparty said:
Quote:

still beLIEve said:
um, i picked sex?

you guys are either gay, or real broke.



or you just don't seem to get any pussy :shrug:

I can't believe someone would choose 2 days of sex instead of a life time supply of 20$ notes daily.




loolololol i cant believe the guy who just got 'neocubes' is the one telling me im not getting any pussy

lolololololol



Dude you're the one who would trade 7300$ per annum for a couple of days worth of pussy :lolsy::lolsy::lolsy:

You're either virgin or really desperate for pussy. And just for the record I bang my roommie regularly so yeah I get more pussy than you :smirk:

Also I don't get the neocube reference. You jelly?


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Re: A test. [Re: mellowparty] * 1
    #576727 - 08/05/11 02:53 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

mellowparty said:


And just for the record I bang my roommie regularly so yeah I get more pussy than you :smirk:







Brah, your mom is not considered your roommate. :nonono:

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Re: A test. [Re: Tangerines]
    #576728 - 08/05/11 02:55 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

:durrhurr: Do you have brain damage cause that was pretty lame :rolleyes:


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Re: A test. [Re: mellowparty]
    #576729 - 08/05/11 02:57 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Well you can consider your mother your roommate all you want, I was just picking hairs.  Fuck your mother. :grin:
But to answer your question, yes, I do have brain damage. All our brains are damaged. Some more than others.

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Re: A test. [Re: Tangerines]
    #576730 - 08/05/11 02:58 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

:yawn: get back to sniffing glue


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Re: A test. [Re: mellowparty]
    #576731 - 08/05/11 02:59 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I'll stick to gold spray paint, but thanks. LOL at sniffing glue.  Glue sucks man.  Stick with gas or paint.

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Re: A test. [Re: Tangerines]
    #576734 - 08/05/11 03:04 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

xylene is the best


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Re: A test. [Re: DungenessDank]
    #576739 - 08/05/11 03:19 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

DungenessDank said:
20 bucks a day for 30 years is like $219,000. Would I rather have a comfortable retirement or get to rape a chick for 2 days?




LAWL:rofl:


Hilarity at its finest.


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Re: A test. [Re: King Koopa]
    #576742 - 08/05/11 03:57 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

:randy:

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Re: A test. [Re: mellowparty]
    #576769 - 08/05/11 06:48 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

mellowparty said:
Quote:

still beLIEve said:
Quote:

mellowparty said:
Quote:

still beLIEve said:
um, i picked sex?

you guys are either gay, or real broke.



or you just don't seem to get any pussy :shrug:

I can't believe someone would choose 2 days of sex instead of a life time supply of 20$ notes daily.




loolololol i cant believe the guy who just got 'neocubes' is the one telling me im not getting any pussy

lolololololol



Dude you're the one who would trade 7300$ per annum for a couple of days worth of pussy :lolsy::lolsy::lolsy:

You're either virgin or really desperate for pussy. And just for the record I bang my roommie regularly so yeah I get more pussy than you :smirk:

Also I don't get the neocube reference. You jelly?




or maybe its because im not a broke fuck and don't need the cash that bad!

and cudos on banging your roomie! hard work you've put in, im sure.


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See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.

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Re: A test. [Re: RasJeph]
    #576816 - 08/05/11 10:45 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I'm going to have to say the money. It's tough though. I mean, c'mon.


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Re: A test. [Re: FRACTALife]
    #576818 - 08/05/11 10:53 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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I'm going to have to say the money. It's tough though. I mean, c'mon.





:dunce:


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Re: A test. [Re: King Koopa]
    #576828 - 08/05/11 11:27 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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King Koopa said:
Quote:

FRACTALife said:
I'm going to have to say the money. It's tough though. I mean, c'mon.





:dunce:




48 hours of awesome pleasure fantasy fuffillment or a steady stream of cash that can bring you more pleasure in the long run? Then again I could die tomorow. :strokebeard:


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Re: A test. [Re: FRACTALife]
    #576858 - 08/06/11 04:27 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

It would have to be a like a year of pussy for me to even really care. I've already fucked the pussy I wanted the most.

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Re: A test. [Re: FRACTALife]
    #576892 - 08/06/11 09:55 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I thought about that too. The day you get your first 20$ you get shot while getting robbed for the same 20.

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Re: A test. [Re: still beLIEve]
    #576898 - 08/06/11 10:07 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

still beLIEve said:
or maybe its because im not a broke fuck and don't need the cash that bad!

and cudos on banging your roomie! hard work you've put in, im sure.



Convert 48hrs worth of sex into amount of released endorphins and then compare that to the amount of endorphins you can liberate with 20$/day for whatever period of time you like. I'm curious about your job if you would refuse 7300$ annually just to get some wet hole for a couple of days.

And I've barely invested any effort into bangin teh roommie. I don't actively seek out the pussy, it naturally comes to me :smirk:


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Re: A test. [Re: mellowparty]
    #576900 - 08/06/11 10:08 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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mellowparty said:
And I've barely invested any effort into bangin teh roommie. I don't actively seek out the pussy, it naturally comes to me :smirk:




You are clearly a god, teach me your ways!


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Re: A test. [Re: T-Rex]
    #576901 - 08/06/11 10:11 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

My dick shoots heroin so one time is all it takes to get a life time supply of pussy. Plus the word spreads quickly.


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Re: A test. [Re: mellowparty]
    #576902 - 08/06/11 10:12 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

So you're saying I should shoot some heron in my balls?


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Re: A test. [Re: mellowparty]
    #576904 - 08/06/11 10:14 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

This thread lost me at the word submission............. maybe if the question was re-worded to sound less rapey. I cant lie $7300 of free money every year sounds better than a whole week of caveman tittyfucking katy perry and zooey deschanel. FUCK I NEED A JOB.

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Re: A test. [Re: T-Rex]
    #576908 - 08/06/11 10:23 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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T-Rex said:
So you're saying I should shoot some heron in my balls?



yes, sir! That is precisely what I'm sayin. Shoot diacetyl morphine hydrochloride in your testicles for a life time supply of pussy :borat:

See :logic: 48hrs worth of sex and then its all gone. All you have left is your dick that will rust away because the average growerite is a poor stoner fuck that can't score cause chicks like to see :money::jennajameson:

On the other hand 20$/day would allow you to shoot tar in your prostate and get the big tittied bitches hooked on sucking your junk.


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Re: A test. [Re: mellowparty]
    #576915 - 08/06/11 10:57 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Or just kill her, and then you'd have your very own corpse to defile!


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Re: A test. [Re: RasJeph]
    #576920 - 08/06/11 11:23 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Funny that you mention this because I feel like doing this quite often.


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Re: A test. [Re: mellowparty]
    #576938 - 08/06/11 12:48 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I would probably take the money.  I like to know that I've earned the pussy I'm with.  Plus when you earn it you get a whole lot more than 48 hrs worth of fun.  And I've had some pretty good looking chicks over the years, maybe not jessica alba gorgeous but enough to where I know that if I work at it I can get someone I'm happy with for more than 2 days.


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kickin-two-hundo said:
you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day.  :twobooks:

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Re: A test. [Re: THEBats]
    #576950 - 08/06/11 01:09 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I'd take the money, a $140 a week is enough to buy an 8th of weed fill my gas tank and still have $50 spending money. The rest of any paycheck I recieve can go towards bills and savings.


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Re: A test. [Re: volcomstoner]
    #576962 - 08/06/11 01:35 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

assuming I can have multpile orgasms without a cool down for 48 hours id pick the sex, but my nuts would be like raisins in the end

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