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KaptKid
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Cutting Onions
#537436 - 03/16/11 04:24 PM (13 years, 15 days ago) |
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Do they make you cry.
Hell yes for me. Getting ready to cook some up with my steak.
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Re: Cutting Onions [Re: KaptKid]
#537438 - 03/16/11 04:26 PM (13 years, 15 days ago) |
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yes, i get extremely teary eyed.
looks like i've been sobbing like a woman that just found out her husband is cheating on her with her sister.
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Re: Cutting Onions [Re: MFDoom666]
#537440 - 03/16/11 04:28 PM (13 years, 15 days ago) |
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Sometimes I can't stop crying, and sometimes I don't cry at all, shit's weird man
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Re: Cutting Onions [Re: MFDoom666]
#537442 - 03/16/11 04:30 PM (13 years, 15 days ago) |
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I find it helps to cut them blindfolded
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steak and onions cooking at the same time is what orgasms smell like.
Edited by Shaggy420 (03/16/11 04:37 PM)
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Re: Cutting Onions [Re: budnectar]
#537445 - 03/16/11 04:33 PM (13 years, 15 days ago) |
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budnectar said: I find it helps to cut them blindfolded
do you also find that it helps to have a rag or something handy to wrap around your fingers and hands to stop the bleeding in the car ride to the hospital to get stitched up?
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Re: Cutting Onions [Re: KaptKid]
#537446 - 03/16/11 04:36 PM (13 years, 15 days ago) |
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Protip: If you are cutting them with a steel blade or have a stainless sink just run cold water on the metal and put your face over it. The steel neutralizes the onion.
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This is speculation on my part - if you know more about the chemistry behind this phenomenon, please feel free to write me. It makes sense to me that the sulfur from the onion/garlic/fish would be attracted to and bind with one or more of the metals in stainless steel. Formation of such compounds is what makes stainless steel stainless, after all. Onions and garlic contain amino acid sulfoxides, which form sulfenic acids, which then form a volatile gas (propanethiol S-oxide), which forms sulfuric acid upon exposure to water. These compounds are responsible for burning your eyes while cutting onions and also for their characteristic scent. If the sulfur compounds bind to the steel, then the odor is removed from your fingers.
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Quote:
FarBeyondDriven said:
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budnectar said: I find it helps to cut them blindfolded
do you also find that it helps to have a rag or something handy to wrap around your fingers and hands to stop the bleeding in the car ride to the hospital to get stitched up?
the blindfold magically doubles as...a bandage! aha! but now I know putting water on the blade instead of blood solves the problem
damn i'm hungry
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Re: Cutting Onions [Re: budnectar]
#537455 - 03/16/11 04:52 PM (13 years, 15 days ago) |
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Me too man. All I've ate today was a handful of Cheez-its and half a peanut butter cookie.
Health foods.
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Re: Cutting Onions [Re: coda]
#537492 - 03/16/11 08:14 PM (13 years, 15 days ago) |
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Whenever my eyes get fucked from them I stick my head in the freezer.. It works.
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Re: Cutting Onions [Re: Tangerines]
#537522 - 03/16/11 11:10 PM (13 years, 15 days ago) |
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Tangerines said: Whenever my eyes get fucked from them I stick my head in the freezer.. It works.
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Re: Cutting Onions [Re: T-Rex]
#537543 - 03/16/11 11:52 PM (13 years, 15 days ago) |
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Maybe i'm doing it wrong, but i never tear up when cutting onions
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Re: Cutting Onions [Re: iStoner]
#537545 - 03/17/11 12:02 AM (13 years, 15 days ago) |
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Then you've never cut onions for 5+ people
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Re: Cutting Onions [Re: T-Rex]
#537588 - 03/17/11 08:00 AM (13 years, 15 days ago) |
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When I worked at a restaurant when I was a teenager, we had to cut like 20 pounds of those fuckin things at a time. Don't know the exact number, but it was a fuck ton of them. We all looked like a bunch of gay guys watchin a sad movie everyone in that motherfucker was cryin
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Re: Cutting Onions [Re: KaptKid]
#537594 - 03/17/11 09:01 AM (13 years, 15 days ago) |
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Chew gum/bread and avoid the core of the onion.
I'm weird about onions. I never tear up when cutting them, but I do like 20 minutes later when they're all gone and away
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Re: Cutting Onions [Re: KaptKid]
#537614 - 03/17/11 10:56 AM (13 years, 15 days ago) |
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At my last job I used to have to cut hundreds of onions in a week and the only thing that stopped the tears was weeks of immunity building up. The reason you tear up is because the acids in the onion go airborne when you cut them and they end up burning your eyes and nasal passages. After you've cut more than a dozen onions daily you stop tearing up unless you have to cut hundreds at a times or if they are super ripe from age....... then nothing stops the tears. I used to cut them in halves and soak them in water while cutting the others, it seemed to help but not when you're doing too many.
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After enough experience in the restaurant industry my eyes have grown such a tolerance to onions that I barely even notice it anymore
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Re: Cutting Onions [Re: Shaggy420]
#537957 - 03/18/11 07:24 PM (13 years, 13 days ago) |
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TrippyStoner420 said: steak and onions cooking at the same time is what orgasms smell like.
oh yum, i really don't like onions that much (cooked, that is) but the smell of onions, steak & green pepper cooking makes me fucking drool.
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yeah i like the smell more than i like the taste
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Re: Cutting Onions [Re: Shaggy420]
#538133 - 03/19/11 02:14 PM (13 years, 13 days ago) |
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Just reread this thread.
Now I'm hungry. you guessed it. Time to pull a steak out of the freezer. Mesquite wood just turned a year old so its ready for the fire pit.
The cool thing about cooking with mesquite wood, none of the neighbors know your also smoking a joint.
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Re: Cutting Onions [Re: KaptKid]
#538134 - 03/19/11 02:15 PM (13 years, 13 days ago) |
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Caramelized onions.
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Re: Cutting Onions [Re: KaptKid]
#538147 - 03/19/11 02:54 PM (13 years, 13 days ago) |
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KaptKid said: Just reread this thread.
Now I'm hungry. you guessed it. Time to pull a steak out of the freezer. Mesquite wood just turned a year old so its ready for the fire pit.
The cool thing about cooking with mesquite wood, none of the neighbors know your also smoking a joint.
flame grilled steak
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Re: Cutting Onions [Re: Shaggy420]
#538168 - 03/19/11 03:27 PM (13 years, 12 days ago) |
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whenever I'm cutting onions I can't help but cry the plight of the onion is just so sad but it saddens me even more to know that nobody will ever know how much my heart bleeds for the trodden upon onion they all just think I'm crying because I'm cutting onions
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Re: Cutting Onions [Re: KaptKid]
#538210 - 03/19/11 05:33 PM (13 years, 12 days ago) |
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I tear up so bad from red onions and spanish onions, it's ridiculous. I find breathing through your mouth rather then nose prevents this but I will always end up slipping from talking. If I remember right its fumes of sulferic acid that burn the eyes, I could be wrong.
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Re: Cutting Onions [Re: CosmicFool]
#538322 - 03/20/11 12:36 AM (13 years, 12 days ago) |
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CosmicFool said: whenever I'm cutting onions I can't help but cry the plight of the onion is just so sad but it saddens me even more to know that nobody will ever know how much my heart bleeds for the trodden upon onion they all just think I'm crying because I'm cutting onions
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