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 How to tell a girl to fuck off nicely? NSFW anymore. 
#477038 - 09/14/10 02:36 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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OK, you guys have always been helpful in the past. I gotta say, I need to let this girl know to leave me the fuck alone as nicely as possible. See, she lived with me for a looooong time, so she knows a lot about my illegal activities. 5 year relationship blah blah blah threw her the fuck out.
Anyway, every few weeks she has to message me asking "how are you, I wanna come over and see the dog, etc etc". Fuck no. See, I hate her and would feel much more comfortable if she just left me the fuck alone. I don't answer my home phone, she doesn't know my cell number, I sent her some bullshit "auto-response" ( ) from my email address, and now she keeps trying to talk to me everywhere I am online. I can't escape this shit.
So, what the fuck do I say? I already told her "I'm not ready to be friends with you, and I don't know if I ever will be.". I won't. How do I get the point across without pissing her off and having her narc on me or something equally as terrible?
 fuck bitches.
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Re: How to tell a girl to fuck off nicely? [Re: RasJeph]
#477041 - 09/14/10 02:55 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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You take chances of the girl telling no matter what. I always just tell them straight up front that I am no longer wanting you even as a friend(only had one case of that tho). You take your chances no matter what. I believe in being honest with the girls and sometimes bring a trusted witness(that way if she goes off telling her friends or family that I said some thing I did not say or do) by trusted witness I mean an impartial witness that has nothing to gain from either side. I have seen girls and guys even who get mad at EXs and try and burn them in any way they can. I wish you the best of luck my friend and hope it works in your favor but tread lightly if you have a good reason to be worried.
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Re: How to tell a girl to fuck off nicely? [Re: Kilroy]
#477042 - 09/14/10 02:58 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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Just one more reason to get the fuck out of here I guess 
Nothing burns bridges like miles and miles of distance.
Tough to relocate when you're broke as all hell though
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Re: How to tell a girl to fuck off nicely? [Re: Kilroy]
#477043 - 09/14/10 02:59 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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Kilroy said:
You take chances of the girl telling no matter what. I always just tell them straight up front that I am no longer wanting you even as a friend(only had one case of that tho). You take your chances no matter what. I believe in being honest with the girls and sometimes bring a trusted witness(that way if she goes off telling her friends or family that I said some thing I did not say or do) by trusted witness I mean an impartial witness that has nothing to gain from either side. I have seen girls and guys even who get mad at EXs and try and burn them in any way they can. I wish you the best of luck my friend and hope it works in your favor but tread lightly if you have a good reason to be worried.
if girls are crazy they are crazy, there is nothing you can prevent her doing. so if she tells she tells.....gotta prepare for the worst. but definitely start out saying "look (name) i need to be honest with you. i really just need some space from you, no talking or anything." by saying you are being honest and telling her straight up she will appriciate the honesty. hope that helps
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Re: How to tell a girl to fuck off nicely? [Re: A Girl]
#477044 - 09/14/10 03:02 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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Tell her FUCK OFF BITCH!
And then proceed to threaten her whole family with bodily harm.
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Re: How to tell a girl to fuck off nicely? [Re: Mr. Kite]
#477046 - 09/14/10 03:10 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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Thanks for the posts guys. I know its always good for some lols or serious advice around here, either is fine
She hasn't even hinted at any type of narcing, and I really don't believe her to be that type of person...but, I'll be the first to admit I'm pretty paranoid about stuff. I always like to say "I'm not paranoid, I'm careful", but this might be one of those situations where I just need to tell her to fuck off. 
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Re: How to tell a girl to fuck off nicely? [Re: Mr. Kite]
#477051 - 09/14/10 03:15 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
Mr. Kite said:
Tell her FUCK OFF BITCH!
And then proceed to threaten her whole family with bodily harm.
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Re: How to tell a girl to fuck off nicely? [Re: RasJeph]
#477065 - 09/14/10 04:16 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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I would be tempted to just see how big of an asshole I could be before she took the hint. But I just have a sick sense of humor that way. 
If you lived together that long you must know how to get under her skin better than we do. I suppose if you had illegal substances about the house and were worried about her narcing that might not be a great idea though.
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Re: How to tell a girl to fuck off nicely? [Re: RasJeph]
#477067 - 09/14/10 04:23 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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Post naked pictures of her on the internet.
She'll get the hint.
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RasJeph
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Re: How to tell a girl to fuck off nicely? [Re: volcomstoner]
#477082 - 09/14/10 05:39 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
volcomstoner said:
Post naked pictures of her on the internet.
She'll get the hint.
You asked nicely. Have fun, its the only one I've got left.
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Re: How to tell a girl to fuck off nicely? [Re: RasJeph]
#477084 - 09/14/10 05:44 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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oh hello.
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Re: How to tell a girl to fuck off nicely? [Re: Mr. Kite]
#477092 - 09/14/10 06:00 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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Dude, that was hella legit! lmao
Honestly, I'd tell her, "Sure, we can hang out. But you have to wear a ball-gag the whole time so I don't get a migraine." 
Then maybe a little  , and then some 
(sorry, I just figured out how to get to all the smileys!)
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Re: How to tell a girl to fuck off nicely? [Re: Tank333]
#477094 - 09/14/10 06:03 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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maybe you should start fucking her again and stop asking for advice on the growery. goddamn...
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Re: How to tell a girl to fuck off nicely? [Re: Tank333]
#477095 - 09/14/10 06:03 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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Oh christ no. I'd rather fuck a craigslist whore at this point. Seeing/dealing with her just isn't worth the sex.
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Re: How to tell a girl to fuck off nicely? [Re: RasJeph]
#477097 - 09/14/10 06:10 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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am i really gonna be the first one to suggest DSHSB?
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Re: How to tell a girl to fuck off nicely? [Re: iStoner]
#477100 - 09/14/10 06:13 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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Or soap smash it.
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Re: How to tell a girl to fuck off nicely? [Re: Mr. Kite]
#477102 - 09/14/10 06:14 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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Mr. Kite said:
Or soap smash it.
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Re: How to tell a girl to fuck off nicely? [Re: Mr. Kite]
#477103 - 09/14/10 06:17 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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Mr. Kite said:
Or soap smash it.
I've got a friend who got a bacterial infection in his nuts from that. Or maybe it was lotion.
True story.
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Re: How to tell a girl to fuck off nicely? [Re: iStoner]
#477130 - 09/14/10 07:55 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
iStoner said:
am i really gonna be the first one to suggest DSHSB?
DSHSB?
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Re: How to tell a girl to fuck off nicely? [Re: Tank333]
#477142 - 09/14/10 08:25 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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Tank333 said:
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iStoner said:
am i really gonna be the first one to suggest DSHSB?
DSHSB?
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Re: How to tell a girl to fuck off nicely? [Re: Mr. Kite]
#477143 - 09/14/10 08:27 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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Mr. Kite said:
Quote:
Tank333 said:
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iStoner said:
am i really gonna be the first one to suggest DSHSB?
DSHSB?
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Re: How to tell a girl to fuck off nicely? [Re: Mr. Kite]
#477160 - 09/14/10 09:41 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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Mr. Kite said:
Quote:
Tank333 said:
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iStoner said:
am i really gonna be the first one to suggest DSHSB?
DSHSB?
yeah, that's fucked up. half the conversation on the first page was about that.
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Re: How to tell a girl to fuck off nicely? [Re: FurrowedBrow]
#477170 - 09/14/10 10:01 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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where the hell is the pic?
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Re: How to tell a girl to fuck off nicely? [Re: MR.HEADY]
#477202 - 09/14/10 10:51 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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I missed it too 
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Re: How to tell a girl to fuck off nicely? [Re: T-Rex]
#477208 - 09/14/10 10:55 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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I didnt and it was 
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Re: How to tell a girl to fuck off nicely? [Re: T-Rex]
#477210 - 09/14/10 10:55 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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bro wheres the pic!? \\
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Re: How to tell a girl to fuck off nicely? [Re: kickin-two-hundo]
#477346 - 09/15/10 05:38 AM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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Haha, sorry guys. The Gods of imageshack were obviously offended.
Also -
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Tank333 said:
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iStoner said:
am i really gonna be the first one to suggest DSHSB?
DSHSB?
I'm pretty sure it was those 5 letters that got me banned from Shroomerites Anonymous. I guess thats not a good suggestion in a thread about someones mom
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Re: How to tell a girl to fuck off nicely? [Re: RasJeph]
#477350 - 09/15/10 07:27 AM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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I troll SA all the time and they never do shit. I question if the mods there even look at the threads.
IMO SA is the only good part left of the shroomery.
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RasJeph
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Re: How to tell a girl to fuck off nicely? [Re: DungenessDank]
#477354 - 09/15/10 07:57 AM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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DungenessDank said:
I troll SA all the time and they never do shit. I question if the mods there even look at the threads.
IMO SA is the only good part left of the shroomery.
Out of my few thousand posts over there, I wanna say 80% of them were trolling SA. They cracked down on it a while ago...I remember I got a 90 day ban. Maybe they gave up again...maybe I'll go check it out I love trolling in there.
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Re: How to tell a girl to fuck off nicely? [Re: DungenessDank]
#477588 - 09/15/10 02:49 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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DungenessDank said:
I troll SA all the time and they never do shit. I question if the mods there even look at the threads.
IMO SA is the only good part left of the shroomery.
SA has that one epic thread, where OP was a troll.
it got so many fucking views. about that dudes girlfriend that never came home
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Re: How to tell a girl to fuck off nicely? [Re: iStoner]
#477592 - 09/15/10 03:04 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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iStoner said:
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DungenessDank said:
I troll SA all the time and they never do shit. I question if the mods there even look at the threads.
IMO SA is the only good part left of the shroomery.
SA has that one epic thread, where OP was a troll.
it got so many fucking views. about that dudes girlfriend that never came home
5 AM and my girlfriends still not home. LOL I wanna know who that was so fucking bad.
I think I was anon #5 in that too. Feels good man.
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Re: How to tell a girl to fuck off nicely? [Re: RasJeph]
#477620 - 09/15/10 04:03 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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That was like two years ago wasn't it, I believe I was in that thread too 
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Re: How to tell a girl to fuck off nicely? [Re: Laysthepipe]
#477622 - 09/15/10 04:05 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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thats the fucking thread, i wish i knew a mod over their that could tell me who that was.
it still bothers me! it was like almost 2 years old
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Re: How to tell a girl to fuck off nicely? [Re: iStoner]
#477717 - 09/15/10 07:50 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
Mr. Kite said:
Tell her FUCK OFF BITCH!
And then proceed to threaten her whole family with bodily harm.
you already know thats what id say.
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Re: How to tell a girl to fuck off nicely? [Re: Tina]
#477737 - 09/15/10 08:03 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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I have found complete silence to work best. If I don't want to deal with someone. I just stop taking there calls. Ignore all emails, and if they track me down online completely ignore them no matter what they say.
If you live in a state that it's legal to grow. Stay to the states grow limits. If not then move and don't tell anyone where you live. Or stop growing for a while till she either narcs and the police find nothing, and/or she stops contacting you for a couple of months.
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Re: How to tell a girl to fuck off nicely? [Re: The White Rabbit]
#477741 - 09/15/10 08:04 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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hmmm i think i might take that advice also..
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Re: How to tell a girl to fuck off nicely? [Re: DungenessDank]
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DungenessDank said:
I troll SA all the time and they never do shit. I question if the mods there even look at the threads.
IMO SA is the only good part left of the shroomery.
i got banned form sa for suggesting a 21 yr old virgin should purchase a 12 gauge and proceed to use it Seemed like friendly advice at the time
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Re: How to tell a girl to fuck off nicely? [Re: MR.HEADY]
#477988 - 09/16/10 02:53 AM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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No pic. Upload it here.
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Re: How to tell a girl to fuck off nicely? [Re: RasJeph]
#478877 - 09/18/10 12:02 AM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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RasJeph said:
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volcomstoner said:
Post naked pictures of her on the internet.
She'll get the hint.
You asked nicely. Have fun, its the only one I've got left.
Aaahhh fuck man I totally missed that one
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RasJeph said:
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iStoner said:
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DungenessDank said:
I troll SA all the time and they never do shit. I question if the mods there even look at the threads.
IMO SA is the only good part left of the shroomery.
SA has that one epic thread, where OP was a troll.
it got so many fucking views. about that dudes girlfriend that never came home
5 AM and my girlfriends still not home. LOL I wanna know who that was so fucking bad.
I think I was anon #5 in that too. Feels good man.
Btw that thread was fucking EPIC. haha the only reason I go to shroomery anymore is to troll SA
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