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RasJeph
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New lesson learned
#476041 - 09/12/10 06:14 AM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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Don't party with kids.
Holy fuck. I know a few 16-17 year old kids that wanted to chill when they saw me out and around. I remember them being OK from when I met them before, and I already had a few beers so it seemed like a good plan.
Brought them to my house, played "strikeout"...they couldn't handle the bong and were increda-stoned. One of them had to leave, and I didn't know the other two so well...so I told them "you can't stay here but I'll walk somewhere with you".
Long story short, fuckin kid is puking and dying on the beach at 2 AM. Had to call my buddy to come pick us up. Carry the kid in, he pukes on my couch. Still here, I got no sleep.
Fuck.
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Re: New lesson learned [Re: RasJeph]
#476051 - 09/12/10 07:17 AM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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RasJeph said: puking and dying on the beach
Alcohol + weed?
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Re: New lesson learned [Re: RasJeph]
#476052 - 09/12/10 07:18 AM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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Brutal. I had some younguns (not as young as yours, mind you) over last night and smoked them out on some good shit from my vape. We go outside and are shootin' the shit, and one of them straight passes out from a standing position. He smashed his face on my front door and hit his head on a brick wall. Face is cut up pretty good, and the rest of the crew are like "SOrry!" and he's apologizing and they all jump in the car and bounce.
I gotta remember to be careful with my herb, I always make someone sick or injured b/c I don't smoke anything but heady herb, and most of the kids out here just smoke schwag or reggie.
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Inverted
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That's a sad story.
Everyone around here grew up on Beasters and Dank, a lot of White Widow and Blueberry through HS.
Schwag just isn't common around here. There is NO MARKET for it at all. Most people here would rather pay more for less bud, but amazing quality over getting an insane amount of crap/mediocre for a low price.
Also, it might have something to do with the reason blunts are really not common. Joints, well-worked Pipes, and bongs seem the rage around these parts.
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Re: New lesson learned [Re: Inverted]
#476062 - 09/12/10 07:38 AM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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Speaking of joints...
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RasJeph
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Yeah man, same here...I was like "Watch out you guys, this bong really rips...you guys aren't used to it I suggest only one hit and see how you feel, this is some really dank weed too."
Of course I got "nah yo I smoke all the time it ain't shit".
The girl who was here kept saying "I'm not high at all, I just smoked this morning"...then changing her story to "I can't even remember the last time I smoked" to "I'm sorry, I sing when I'm really high" back to "I just smoked this morning I could go all night."
I'm pretty sure she was unintelligent to begin with...now I remember what its like to get stoned with people who are already fucking dumb.
Godamn beer. I'd never have done that if I hadn't been buzzing when I met them
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DungenessDank said: Speaking of joints...
Rolling one as I type this.
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Re: New lesson learned [Re: Inverted]
#476087 - 09/12/10 10:26 AM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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Re: New lesson learned [Re: King Koopa]
#476090 - 09/12/10 10:33 AM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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Lovin that avatar, even though I have a strong dislike for cats.
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FRACTALife
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Re: New lesson learned [Re: RasJeph]
#476110 - 09/12/10 11:42 AM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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Tina
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Re: New lesson learned [Re: FRACTALife]
#476116 - 09/12/10 11:52 AM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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why dont you like cats?
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Re: New lesson learned [Re: Tina]
#476123 - 09/12/10 12:00 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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Lets not get into this again. I've stated all the reasons multiple times on this forum, I don't feel like it again.
It starts with me being allergic to them.
They think they are better than you.
What personality? They have one "queen bitch"
They walk around in their shit and piss, then scratch you, leaving you with an infection.
They bite/claw unprovoked.
I FUCKING HATE THEM
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Tina
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Re: New lesson learned [Re: Inverted]
#476124 - 09/12/10 12:01 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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oh didnt know- dang.
i wouldnt have one, but they dont bother me too much.
im a dog lover!
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Re: New lesson learned [Re: Inverted]
#476126 - 09/12/10 12:02 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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Oh yeah, I forgot.
They are fucking stupid, and it's ridiculous trying to get a cat back indoors.
They don't fucking respond to your calls.
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Re: New lesson learned [Re: Tina]
#476127 - 09/12/10 12:02 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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Tina said: im a dog lover!
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Re: New lesson learned [Re: RasJeph]
#476128 - 09/12/10 12:07 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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Man when me and my friends were kids we were ruthless drug users. We scared adults, they would try to kick us out of house parties, thinking we were going to fall in our own puke.......5am they'd have to make us leave instead of doing a 4th beer run.
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Re: New lesson learned [Re: Inverted]
#476129 - 09/12/10 12:08 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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cats also don't provide, meat, wool, or milk! fuckem!
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Laysthepipe
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Re: New lesson learned [Re: Inverted]
#476136 - 09/12/10 12:13 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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I used to have a really smart cat that would come whenever I called his name. He'd run off for days sometimes and come back.
Now I have a 5 week old chiwawa/terrier mix. His name is Bud, short for buddy.
My sister got Buds sister and she named it Bella, short for Belladonna.
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Re: New lesson learned [Re: Laysthepipe]
#476142 - 09/12/10 12:22 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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kids + booze + weed = a niggadisaster. it sucks u had to go through that. but as they say a lesson lived is a lesson learned.
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Re: New lesson learned [Re: lostinbq] 1
#476151 - 09/12/10 12:44 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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in my state they call it contributing to the delinquency of a minor 2 yrs in jail 2500 fine.. epic fail
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Re: New lesson learned [Re: RasJeph]
#476156 - 09/12/10 12:50 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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I have probably the worst story here. A very retarded thing to do on my part, but it was kind of funny looking back on it.
Yeah this small group of stoner highschoolers I sorta knew back in Berlin really wanted to come over and try shrooms for the first time. They were all like "yeah haha, so we'll take some and then in like 2-3 hours we'll head over to this other dudes place." I was like "I'm not sure you guys understand what this stuff does to you."
"Man I've done E and coke and shit, man don't worry I can handle whatever." Lol alright.
They were all like 16-18 year olds and I said so long as you guys do what I say and don't fuck shit up it's cool. 3 hours in one of the kids is puking a fucking storm all over the front of my house, and I fucking flipped shit. "I TOLD YOU NOT TO FUCKING EAT YOU FUCKING RETARD!"
Right after that, one of them was a pretty big black guy and he started telling me he feels like he's gonna die, all this blah blah blah. I sit him down and go through the whole "you're in a safe place, surrounded by people who care about your well being" act.
It was essentially like baby sitting mentally handicapped people. Though, the experience of introducing shrooms to people is always really fun and enjoyable I find.
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Mr. Kite
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Re: New lesson learned [Re: TomCollins]
#476161 - 09/12/10 01:25 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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Black people dont take shrooms.
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Re: New lesson learned [Re: Mr. Kite] 1
#476162 - 09/12/10 01:28 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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False.
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MR.HEADY
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Re: New lesson learned [Re: Mr. Kite]
#476163 - 09/12/10 01:32 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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Mr. Kite said: Black people dont take shrooms.
Not true i have several (black) friends that love shrooms and lsd
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Mr. Kite
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Re: New lesson learned [Re: MR.HEADY]
#476164 - 09/12/10 01:36 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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Clearly you are both wrong.
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Re: New lesson learned [Re: Mr. Kite]
#476165 - 09/12/10 01:40 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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I'm black and I've eaten more shrooms than every kid in your high school.
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Tina
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black people take shrooms.
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Mr. Kite
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Yeah I like morels too.
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Re: New lesson learned [Re: Mr. Kite]
#476169 - 09/12/10 01:45 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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Are you familiar with the term monotub?
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RasJeph
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Re: New lesson learned [Re: lostinbq]
#476184 - 09/12/10 02:10 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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lostinbq said: kids + booze + weed = a niggadisaster. it sucks u had to go through that. but as they say a lesson lived is a lesson learned.
Yeah...I'm just glad I found them before they were drunk all over town. They woulda gotten picked up for sure, and or slept on the beach in the rain and frozen to death
Thankfully I was able to help them out before they were arrested or frozen.
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Steve Buscemi said: Are you familiar with the term monotub?
Hoping to do my first monotub very soon, been doing small casing up to now
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Re: New lesson learned [Re: Kilroy]
#476337 - 09/12/10 09:50 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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Yesr I'mr Fimiliarr withr ther termr monotubr butr thatr stillr doesntr taker awayr fromr ther factr thatr blackr peopler dontr taker mushroomsr.
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Re: New lesson learned [Re: Mr. Kite]
#476351 - 09/12/10 10:30 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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Mr. Kite
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Re: New lesson learned [Re: MFDoom666]
#476362 - 09/12/10 10:54 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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I'ver seenr thoser guysr playr liver
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Re: New lesson learned [Re: Mr. Kite]
#476363 - 09/12/10 10:55 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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that's my goal for this year and next.
where did you see them?
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Mr. Kite
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Re: New lesson learned [Re: MFDoom666]
#476368 - 09/12/10 11:00 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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Last year in Michigan, they were pretty fucking good.
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Re: New lesson learned [Re: Mr. Kite]
#476370 - 09/12/10 11:01 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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they're my favorite thing to listen to right now.
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Re: New lesson learned [Re: Mr. Kite]
#476443 - 09/13/10 08:49 AM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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Mr. Kite said: Yesr I'mr Fimiliarr withr ther termr monotubr butr thatr stillr doesntr taker awayr fromr ther factr thatr blackr peopler dontr taker mushroomsr.
What the fuck are you doing? You're wrong, I'm black, I'm a grower, and plenty of black people take shrooms. You know nothing, don't be such a noob.
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Mr. Kite
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Ir thinkr I'mr rightr aboutr thisr simpler factr.
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Re: New lesson learned [Re: Mr. Kite]
#476495 - 09/13/10 12:24 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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Whatever, asshole. You're not funny.
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Mr. Kite
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I'm just dicking with you man
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Re: New lesson learned [Re: Mr. Kite]
#476542 - 09/13/10 01:30 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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Mr. Kite said: I'm just dicking with you man
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Re: New lesson learned [Re: MR.HEADY]
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MFDoom666
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lol steve, don't you know about this place?
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Mr. Kite said: Yesr I'mr Fimiliarr withr ther termr monotubr butr thatr stillr doesntr taker awayr fromr ther factr thatr blackr peopler dontr taker mushroomsr.
What the fuck are you doing? You're wrong, I'm black, I'm a grower, and plenty of black people take shrooms. You know nothing, don't be such a noob.
i would have never thought you were black
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Re: New lesson learned [Re: iStoner]
#476554 - 09/13/10 01:46 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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