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 iStoner
Astral Beast
Registered: 06/09/10
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nah, you can tell when a girl fakes it dude.
no way you could fake that 
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FarBeyondDriven
Truthfully, I'm a bullshitter
Registered: 04/22/08
Posts: 13,834
Loc: Greenbow, Alabama
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 Re: how are you guys?  [Re: iStoner]
#476012 - 09/12/10 02:07 AM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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iStoner said:
nah, you can tell when a girl fakes it dude.
no way you could fake that
How do you know when a girl fakes it?
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iStoner
Astral Beast
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Quote:
FarBeyondDriven said:
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iStoner said:
nah, you can tell when a girl fakes it dude.
no way you could fake that
How do you know when a girl fakes it?
some girls are just different from real to fake
ive heard her fake it before
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FarBeyondDriven
Truthfully, I'm a bullshitter
Registered: 04/22/08
Posts: 13,834
Loc: Greenbow, Alabama
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Re: how are you guys? [Re: iStoner]
#476017 - 09/12/10 02:12 AM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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Damn, thanks for the heads up on how girls fake it. I'll listen out for it. Good to have someone around here who has that knowledge for those who don't know. Man, this site is great.
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iStoner
Astral Beast
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Quote:
FarBeyondDriven said:
Damn, thanks for the heads up on how girls fake it. I'll listen out for it. Good to have someone around here who has that knowledge for those who don't know. Man, this site is great.
are you being sarcastic? 
but for real, her moans sound different, her body movements, and facial expressions are all very different when faking then when shes being real.
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FarBeyondDriven
Truthfully, I'm a bullshitter
Registered: 04/22/08
Posts: 13,834
Loc: Greenbow, Alabama
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Re: how are you guys? [Re: iStoner]
#476024 - 09/12/10 02:24 AM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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iStoner said:
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FarBeyondDriven said:
Damn, thanks for the heads up on how girls fake it. I'll listen out for it. Good to have someone around here who has that knowledge for those who don't know. Man, this site is great.
are you being sarcastic?
but for real, her moans sound different, her body movements, and facial expressions are all very different when faking then when shes being real.
thanks for the details. you seem to know about it. i'll lisetn out for it. 
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 Tina
Alcoholic
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i could bet money that she fakes most of the ones that you think are her real ones.
but- glad you had a good night!
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Hendershot
Shapeshifter
Registered: 07/25/10
Posts: 676
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Re: how are you guys? [Re: Tina]
#476102 - 09/12/10 11:27 AM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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I can ALWAYS TELL.. ( I married a squirter)
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81renaissance
Coachella '13 KKOTY
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 4,182
Loc: State of Mind 
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Re: how are you guys? [Re: Hendershot]
#476105 - 09/12/10 11:34 AM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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I can ALWAYS TELL.. ( I married a squirter)
I  that shit.
I dated one for a bit; she had the most intense orgasms of any girl I've been with too.
Female orgasms ftw.
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BlueBerry_Swisher said:I want French fries. No, I want a penis French. Thank you. I'm so excited. I can not contain myself. Now I eat chocolate. It is so good. I'm trying to rub it all over myself. And then lick. Now I need a hot shower. The end.
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Hendershot
Shapeshifter
Registered: 07/25/10
Posts: 676
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She's also a firecracker.. +5 to anyone who knows what that is...
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Tina
Alcoholic
Registered: 07/15/08
Posts: 1,174
Loc: Middle America
Last seen: 1 year, 10 months
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Re: how are you guys? [Re: Hendershot]
#476108 - 09/12/10 11:38 AM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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a redhead.
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Inverted
CNC Machinist/Greenthumb
Registered: 06/01/08
Posts: 9,953
Loc: North Star
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Re: how are you guys? [Re: Tina]
#476112 - 09/12/10 11:46 AM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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Tina said:
a redhead.
Also, my GF has never had to fake it, and it would take me about 2 seconds to know if she was faking it.
When the pussy is convulsing and squeezing my dick, there's nothing like it. You can't fake that shit, or the trembling/twitching for the next 20 minutes. 
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Hendershot
Shapeshifter
Registered: 07/25/10
Posts: 676
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Re: how are you guys? [Re: Tina]
#476113 - 09/12/10 11:46 AM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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Sorry Tina, waaaay too obvious.. and ultimately incorrect, I'm afraid.
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Tina
Alcoholic
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Posts: 1,174
Loc: Middle America
Last seen: 1 year, 10 months
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Re: how are you guys? [Re: Hendershot]
#476114 - 09/12/10 11:49 AM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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jokes man.
-shes sassy as says whats on her mind?
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Hendershot
Shapeshifter
Registered: 07/25/10
Posts: 676
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Re: how are you guys? [Re: Tina]
#476115 - 09/12/10 11:50 AM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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nope.. it's a sexual thing..
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Tina
Alcoholic
Registered: 07/15/08
Posts: 1,174
Loc: Middle America
Last seen: 1 year, 10 months
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Re: how are you guys? [Re: Hendershot]
#476117 - 09/12/10 11:53 AM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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okay okay.
chill mayne.
lol
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FurrowedBrow
Free yourself from yourself
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 12,041
Loc: Carpal Tunnel
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Re: how are you guys? [Re: Hendershot]
#476118 - 09/12/10 11:53 AM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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lmfao
During sex, the woman is on top, and once the man announces he is going to cum, the woman dismounts and procedes to spank the man's cock against his stomach as the cum shoots up toward his face to create a firecracker effect.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Firecracker%20Spank
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Hendershot
Shapeshifter
Registered: 07/25/10
Posts: 676
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uummm shit. No, not what I had in mind, but you backed up an alternate definition, so I gotta give to ya.. btw, eeeewwwww!
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Inverted
CNC Machinist/Greenthumb
Registered: 06/01/08
Posts: 9,953
Loc: North Star
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I shoot my cum in the girls direction. Fuck shooting your load all over yourself. That's some sick shit.
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Tina
Alcoholic
Registered: 07/15/08
Posts: 1,174
Loc: Middle America
Last seen: 1 year, 10 months
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Re: how are you guys? [Re: Inverted]
#476122 - 09/12/10 11:59 AM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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a sexual term refering to when I guy puts a thumb in the vagina and a finger in the back door and then rubs the two together. The results are sexually sparks flying, hence the name.
bahahahahahahahaha.
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