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OfflineCoaster
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Do you ever whip out ur diK
    #469544 - 08/29/10 07:56 PM (13 years, 6 months ago)

to urinate be4 even entering the BR?  :piss:


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Re: Do you ever whip out ur diK [Re: Coaster]
    #469546 - 08/29/10 07:57 PM (13 years, 6 months ago)

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to urinate be4 even entering the BR?  :piss:





Yes I do.


Sometimes even hours before.


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Re: Do you ever whip out ur diK [Re: FRACTALife]
    #469550 - 08/29/10 07:58 PM (13 years, 6 months ago)

lol but i mean solely to expel waste :coaster:


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Re: Do you ever whip out ur diK [Re: Coaster]
    #469552 - 08/29/10 07:59 PM (13 years, 6 months ago)

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to urinate be4 even entering the BR?  :piss:




Yes.


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Re: Do you ever whip out ur diK [Re: Coaster]
    #469553 - 08/29/10 08:00 PM (13 years, 6 months ago)

i pee on myself all the time.  why even take the time to whip it out? :albundy:


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Re: Do you ever whip out ur diK [Re: FarBeyondDriven] * 1
    #469554 - 08/29/10 08:01 PM (13 years, 6 months ago)

catheter ftw


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you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day.  :twobooks:

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Re: Do you ever whip out ur diK [Re: Coaster]
    #469559 - 08/29/10 08:07 PM (13 years, 6 months ago)

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lol but i mean solely to expel waste :coaster:



Yea I know I was just being funny, I take it out while walking to the bathroom a lot.
Sometimes it's hard to do because I always trip on it. :rofl:


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Re: Do you ever whip out ur diK [Re: FRACTALife]
    #469569 - 08/29/10 08:14 PM (13 years, 6 months ago)



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you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day.  :twobooks:

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Re: Do you ever whip out ur diK [Re: THEBats]
    #469578 - 08/29/10 08:19 PM (13 years, 6 months ago)

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Hhaa. I have longer hair than that. It's more blonde. and that joint is way tooo small.


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Re: Do you ever whip out ur diK [Re: Coaster]
    #469587 - 08/29/10 08:29 PM (13 years, 6 months ago)

my penis is too big most girls cant even fit it in their mouth its a curse really  :sadyes:


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Re: Do you ever whip out ur diK [Re: Coaster]
    #469590 - 08/29/10 08:30 PM (13 years, 6 months ago)

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my penis is too big most girls cant even fit it in their mouth its a curse really  :sadyes:



:lol:
Are you still with the girl who said you have no emotions?


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Re: Do you ever whip out ur diK [Re: FRACTALife]
    #469591 - 08/29/10 08:31 PM (13 years, 6 months ago)

:geordinod:


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Re: Do you ever whip out ur diK [Re: Coaster]
    #469593 - 08/29/10 08:32 PM (13 years, 6 months ago)

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my penis is too big most girls cant even fit it in their mouth its a curse really  :sadyes:




DUDE, chicks ALWAYS scrape their fucking teeth on my dick.  Shit hurts :sad:


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Re: Do you ever whip out ur diK [Re: Coaster]
    #469594 - 08/29/10 08:32 PM (13 years, 6 months ago)

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:geordinod:



Is that a manican?


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Re: Do you ever whip out ur diK [Re: Coaster]
    #469599 - 08/29/10 08:39 PM (13 years, 6 months ago)

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my penis is too big most girls cant even fit it in their mouth its a curse really  :sadyes:




I feel your pain, but your obviously not thrusting with enough brute force.


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Re: Do you ever whip out ur diK [Re: FarBeyondDriven]
    #469603 - 08/29/10 08:52 PM (13 years, 6 months ago)

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Quote:

Coaster said:
my penis is too big most girls cant even fit it in their mouth its a curse really  :sadyes:




DUDE, chicks ALWAYS scrape their fucking teeth on my dick.  Shit hurts :sad:



i no and u cant tell them to dislocate their jaw its either get a bj flaccid or jus a lick job :crazy:


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Re: Do you ever whip out ur diK [Re: T-Rex]
    #469605 - 08/29/10 08:53 PM (13 years, 6 months ago)

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Quote:

Coaster said:
my penis is too big most girls cant even fit it in their mouth its a curse really  :sadyes:




I feel your pain, but your obviously not thrusting with enough brute force.



do u thrust into a bear trap?


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Re: Do you ever whip out ur diK [Re: FRACTALife]
    #469607 - 08/29/10 08:53 PM (13 years, 6 months ago)

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Quote:

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:geordinod:



Is that a manican?



:geordinod: :geordinod:


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Re: Do you ever whip out ur diK [Re: Coaster]
    #469609 - 08/29/10 08:55 PM (13 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Coaster said:
Quote:

FarBeyondDriven said:
Quote:

Coaster said:
my penis is too big most girls cant even fit it in their mouth its a curse really  :sadyes:




DUDE, chicks ALWAYS scrape their fucking teeth on my dick.  Shit hurts :sad:



i no and u cant tell them to dislocate their jaw its either get a bj flaccid or jus a lick job :crazy:




Fuckin sucks.  If I can find a chick who doesn't scrape, I'll marry her.  :smirk:

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Coaster said:
Quote:

T-Rex said:
Quote:

Coaster said:
my penis is too big most girls cant even fit it in their mouth its a curse really  :sadyes:




I feel your pain, but your obviously not thrusting with enough brute force.



do u thrust into a bear trap?






it's about the same thing.  shit is fuckin painful.


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Re: Do you ever whip out ur diK [Re: Coaster]
    #469612 - 08/29/10 08:57 PM (13 years, 6 months ago)

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do u thrust into a bear trap?





I personally like vagina but to be honest that might be because I have never tried a bear trap.


Is that what your into Coasty?


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Re: Do you ever whip out ur diK [Re: FarBeyondDriven]
    #469613 - 08/29/10 08:58 PM (13 years, 6 months ago)

ya man well girls go thru jus as much pain as us down there caused by abnormally enormous phallus 
:penis:


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Re: Do you ever whip out ur diK [Re: Coaster]
    #469616 - 08/29/10 09:00 PM (13 years, 6 months ago)

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ya man well girls go thru jus as much pain as us down there caused by abnormally enormous phallus 
:penis:




Yeah, but a dick isn't sharp like teeth.  And they're good a few days later.  They just get sore.  We get cut.  Way more painful.


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Re: Do you ever whip out ur diK [Re: Coaster]
    #469617 - 08/29/10 09:00 PM (13 years, 6 months ago)

It's a problem


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Re: Do you ever whip out ur diK [Re: T-Rex]
    #472354 - 09/04/10 09:15 PM (13 years, 6 months ago)

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T-Rex said:
It's a problem




now all we need is a giant vagina :lol:


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