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 lopan
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 Fucking Roommates... 
#385292 - 03/17/10 09:31 AM (14 years, 1 month ago) |
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I rent out two rooms of my house to two people that I've known since elementary school. One of them I used to date.
Long story short, she is being a cunt today and sent me a couple messages, two of which said... "and considering you got some shit i can nail your ass with...i suggest you shut the fuck up! " and "I dont care. today im just getting through without personally ripping one of my room mate's fucking face off. or putting anyone in jail...."
Time to go home and destroy my garden and my five lovely ladies.  Just can't trust people after you hear something like that.
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NobodyImportant
Science Is Subculture
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Re: Fucking Roommates... [Re: lopan]
#385293 - 03/17/10 09:33 AM (14 years, 1 month ago) |
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Yeah thats when you throw them out on their asses, Hell for the fun of it wait till its raining outside
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Don't you have a friend who could take them off your hands?
I had a big scare during one of my mushroom grows when the neighbor kid broke into my house. I just passed my terrarium off to a good friend, and he finished it up for me. I agreed to split it with him.
I'm sure theres SOMEONE who would take them.
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Lucid
Monster Plant Creator
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Re: Fucking Roommates... [Re: RasJeph]
#385300 - 03/17/10 10:01 AM (14 years, 1 month ago) |
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Ill take those orphans off your hands!
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 beatyou
Registered: 04/20/08
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Loc: 512/atx
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Re: Fucking Roommates... [Re: Lucid]
#385305 - 03/17/10 10:47 AM (14 years, 1 month ago) |
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what a whore, she needs to be kicked out of the house immediately
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Harry_Ba11sach
cannoisseur
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 11,753
Loc: Nepal
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Re: Fucking Roommates... [Re: beatyou]
#385306 - 03/17/10 11:02 AM (14 years, 1 month ago) |
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beatyou said:
what a whore, she needs to be kicked out of the house immediately
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Thebooedocksaint
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Harry_Ba11sach said:
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beatyou said:
what a whore, she needs to be kicked out of the house immediately
But get the place clean of illegal shit first.
Sad to hear of some girls will have to be removed, but you gotta do what you gotta do.
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Feifen
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Trash your shit or move it somewhere and tell that bitch off and kick her out. Fuck that shit.
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ShroomieGirl
Fear and Loathing
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Harry_Ba11sach said:
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beatyou said:
what a whore, she needs to be kicked out of the house immediately
i agree, but get rid of your shit 1st
im sorry to hear about the girls, but like thebooedocksaint says you gotta do what you gotta do if you really bellieve shell go to the popo
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STAL
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Re: Fucking Roommates... [Re: lopan]
#385455 - 03/17/10 03:38 PM (14 years, 1 month ago) |
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lopan said:
I rent out two rooms of my house to two people that I've known since elementary school. One of them I used to date.
Theres your problem
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Snurry
Cunt
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Re: Fucking Roommates... [Re: beatyou]
#385461 - 03/17/10 03:43 PM (14 years, 1 month ago) |
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beatyou said:
what a whore, she needs to be kicked in the head immediately
maybe it'll knock some sense into her, hope you find someone to palm them off to while they finish up.
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ChillWillis
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Thebooedocksaint said:
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Harry_Ba11sach said:
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beatyou said:
what a whore, she needs to be kicked out of the house immediately
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Picklez
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Harry_Ba11sach said:
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beatyou said:
what a whore, she needs to be kicked out of the house immediately
Just make sure you do it legally or you could have a lawsuit on your hands
If she has a lease or receives mail at your residence then you must give them 30 days notice of eviction
Sorry about your situation. Ive had very shitty experiences with roommates. Fortunately my current roommate is awesome
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SmOakland
Now with Grow!
Registered: 05/31/09
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Re: Fucking Roommates... [Re: Picklez]
#385520 - 03/17/10 06:00 PM (14 years, 1 month ago) |
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Spray her in the face with Raid
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FurrowedBrow
Free yourself from yourself
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 12,041
Loc: Carpal Tunnel
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NobodyImportant said:
Yeah thats when you throw them out on their asses, Hell for the fun of it wait till its raining outside
roommates are fucking terrible. I had them in college when i lived in the dorms. They never had any shit on me though. That sucks man. fucking snitches man.
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hopanshrubman
The Rabble Rouser
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Re: Fucking Roommates... [Re: beatyou]
#385546 - 03/17/10 07:00 PM (14 years, 1 month ago) |
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beatyou said:
what a whore, she needs to be kicked out of the house immediately
If he kicks her out she is sure to call the cops on him. Wouldn't necessarily be the smartest move I think
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ChillWillis
old school fool
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You could just kill her and feed her to your plants..  
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Thebooedocksaint
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Re: Fucking Roommates... [Re: ChillWillis]
#385822 - 03/18/10 11:02 AM (14 years, 1 month ago) |
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ChillWillis said:
You could just kill her and feed her to your plants..
Haha. And here comes the Cannabis version of Little Shop of Horrors.
"Feeeeeed Me!"
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hopanshrubman
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I wonder what kind of growth would take place if human flesh and meat was ground up and used as fertilizer hahaha.
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Thebooedocksaint
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hopanshrubman said:
I wonder what kind of growth would take place if human flesh and meat was ground up and used as fertilizer hahaha.
Idk.... Maybe like mix it in at some proportion, I can't help but assume flesh would need some nutes added in on top of it.
I'm sure it could be made to work....
I'm more interested in making rose bushes that can grow out of the backs of pit bulls.
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Harry_Ba11sach
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Loc: Nepal
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I would think it wouldn't work. not because meat isn't a good fertilizer (it definitely IS) but because the human diet is so chocked full of toxins and other bullshit from our shitty diets that your plants would die from food poisoning
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Maverick
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Yeah man, kick her out, literally throw her out the door, and start throwing her stuff with her after you end the lady's life. I'm sure you've some friends who'd take them off your hands for free without saying a word if you offered.
(Give them away if you're going to have problems, at least they'll be in good hands).
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SmOakland
Now with Grow!
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Harry_Ba11sach said:
I would think it wouldn't work. not because meat isn't a good fertilizer (it definitely IS) but because the human diet is so chocked full of toxins and other bullshit from our shitty diets that your plants would die from food poisoning
Doubt it Harry. A well composted body would be good organic fertilizer.
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Harry_Ba11sach
cannoisseur
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Loc: Nepal
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Re: Fucking Roommates... [Re: SmOakland]
#386294 - 03/18/10 07:45 PM (14 years, 1 month ago) |
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depends on the person 
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ChillWillis
old school fool
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I disagree, humans have SO much nutrients in them it's crazy. I bet if some lard ass were to fall down and die in my back yard and I buried him shallow, or better blended him up and spread it around, then waited a few years for him to get decomposed it'd make an AMAZING place to start any garden. Especially if the person ate a well balanced, organic diet and didn't smoke/drink at all.
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Harry_Ba11sach
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Re: Fucking Roommates... [Re: ChillWillis]
#386352 - 03/18/10 08:22 PM (14 years, 1 month ago) |
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ChillWillis said:
Especially if the person ate a well balanced, organic diet and didn't smoke/drink at all.
lol dude that's exactly what I'm saying. Your standard health nut would be a fantastic fertilizer, but your average american eats like shit. I've seen studies where human feces actually acted as an herbicide when applied to gardens when the intent was to use it as fertilizer
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SmOakland
Now with Grow!
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Harry_Ba11sach said:
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ChillWillis said:
Especially if the person ate a well balanced, organic diet and didn't smoke/drink at all.
lol dude that's exactly what I'm saying. Your standard health nut would be a fantastic fertilizer, but your average american eats like shit. I've seen studies where human feces actually acted as an herbicide when applied to gardens when the intent was to use it as fertilizer
I guess if you eat a lot of processed garbage (or a lot of salt). the majority of the body would decompose into useful organic matter.
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Re: Fucking Roommates... [Re: SmOakland]
#386410 - 03/18/10 09:46 PM (14 years, 1 month ago) |
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Whatever harry ballsach is saying, he is wrong.
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beatyou
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Loc: 512/atx
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Re: Fucking Roommates... [Re: Triptonic]
#386411 - 03/18/10 09:51 PM (14 years, 1 month ago) |
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Triptonic said:
Whatever harry ballsach is saying, he is wrong.
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Harry_Ba11sach
cannoisseur
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 11,753
Loc: Nepal
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Re: Fucking Roommates... [Re: Triptonic]
#386412 - 03/18/10 09:54 PM (14 years, 1 month ago) |
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Triptonic said:
Whatever harry ballsach is saying, he is wrong.
LOL. You're so immature it astounds me
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FurrowedBrow
Free yourself from yourself
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Buddrow said:
This should make you all feel better about your stash...
My "fat quarter" 
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urk
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Re: Fucking Roommates... [Re: beatyou]
#386436 - 03/18/10 10:35 PM (14 years, 1 month ago) |
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beatyou said:
what a whore, she needs to be kicked out of the house immediately
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captain.koons
Failed Botanist
Registered: 06/25/08
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Re: Fucking Roommates... [Re: ChillWillis]
#386494 - 03/19/10 03:58 AM (14 years, 1 month ago) |
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ChillWillis said:
I disagree, humans have SO much nutrients in them it's crazy. I bet if some lard ass were to fall down and die in my back yard and I buried him shallow, or better blended him up and spread it around, then waited a few years for him to get decomposed it'd make an AMAZING place to start any garden. Especially if the person ate a well balanced, organic diet and didn't smoke/drink at all.
First off, It doesn't take years for a body to decompose if it's buried in loose soil chopped up or not.
Second, there's many reasons why people don't use their dead animals as compost there's even more reasons not to use a human regardless of what he or she ate.
Blood and bone meal from a human would probably be good considering how some people load themselves up with daily vitamins. Fat and flesh doesn't compost nicely.
Regardless yes a body could be broken down and used to feed plants, would it be any good? Fuck no.
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