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sex or weed
    #141352 - 11/05/08 07:12 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

Okay i just pondered this question for the past couple hours and wanted to know what everyone on here would pick. If you had to go a life time without sex or cannabis which would you go without?
Which would you go without?
You may choose only one


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Re: sex or weed [Re: FrozenReality]
    #141358 - 11/05/08 07:23 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

sex while blazed is teh bestest :crazy2:

but i've gone long enough without :doggystyle:
so i can put the weed on hold for some pootie-tang

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Re: sex or weed [Re: mel_lonta_tauda]
    #141359 - 11/05/08 07:26 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

definately go with sex

if it were any substance use vs sex I'd have some serious thinking to do...

do blowjobs count?
does masturbating count?
does fucking a pie count?


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Re: sex or weed [Re: captain.koons]
    #141361 - 11/05/08 07:29 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

i love fucking and smoking if the girl isnt cool with it i smoke before but shower and brush my teeth so she dosent know... or i just do it anyways so i dont have to share.

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Re: sex or weed [Re: weezerfan19]
    #141365 - 11/05/08 07:33 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

You're a douchebag if you go through the effort of showering and brushing your teeth to have sex high.

I can't even amagine a girl who would be like I'm not having sex with you, you smoked a joint!


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Re: sex or weed [Re: captain.koons]
    #141368 - 11/05/08 07:37 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

lots of girls are like that.  if they dated a guy who smoked then automatically you are associated with all the bad things that guy did.

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Re: sex or weed [Re: captain.koons]
    #141370 - 11/05/08 07:37 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

blowjobs masterbating and fucking a pie would still be allowed. Just no dick in vagina or anus. I still havent fully decided. I think Id probably go without sex.

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Re: sex or weed [Re: captain.koons]
    #141371 - 11/05/08 07:38 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

i'd DSHSB for even trying to pull that kind of shit  :headboard:

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Re: sex or weed [Re: mel_lonta_tauda]
    #141374 - 11/05/08 07:41 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

mel_lonta_tauda said:
sex while blazed is teh bestest :crazy2:

but i've gone long enough without :potleaf:
so i can put the :doggystyle: on hold for some :bongload:s




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Re: sex or weed [Re: MistaUNGA]
    #141379 - 11/05/08 07:50 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

sex > weed

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Re: sex or weed [Re: usg543]
    #141388 - 11/05/08 08:07 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

sex > weed indeed

I prefer blowjobs over sex though. So this doesn't sound like a bad idea. Although it would be hard to explain to a girl that she has to gobble on my junk because I picked drugs over sex. I suppose I could learn to return the favor... (not a fan of that)


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Re: sex or weed [Re: captain.koons]
    #141392 - 11/05/08 08:10 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

captain.koons said:
I suppose I could learn to return the favor... (not a fan of that)




If god intended for us to do that he wouldnt make them taste so nasty.

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Re: sex or weed [Re: FrozenReality]
    #141398 - 11/05/08 08:19 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

I've been told I taste alright, which is hard to believe since I eat like 2lbs of meat a day.

I wonder if there is good tasting snatch out there... I don't really want to find out by experimentation or trial and error.


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Re: sex or weed [Re: captain.koons]
    #141399 - 11/05/08 08:21 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

captain.koons said:
I've been told I taste alright, which is hard to believe since I eat like 2lbs of meat a day.

I wonder if there is good tasting snatch out there... I don't really want to find out by experimentation or trial and error.




Take a bath with them and thoroughly scrub their insides with your dick. This way its all clean and for the most part tasteless for the moment.

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Re: sex or weed [Re: FrozenReality]
    #141401 - 11/05/08 08:23 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

I wouldn't want to eat snatch that ANY penis was recently in submerged in soapy water or not.


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Re: sex or weed [Re: FrozenReality]
    #141404 - 11/05/08 08:25 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

yeha me neither, i just avoid eating snatch haha.

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Re: sex or weed [Re: FrozenReality]
    #141407 - 11/05/08 08:30 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

me too, I avoid it well.

when you have a lady friend that gives good head and complains you never go down on her though... you may have to give in or give up though :frown:


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Re: sex or weed [Re: captain.koons]
    #141408 - 11/05/08 08:32 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

No
No
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Re: sex or weed [Re: captain.koons]
    #141411 - 11/05/08 09:03 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

ya thats the situation im in


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Re: sex or weed [Re: Coaster]
    #141412 - 11/05/08 09:05 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

owned.


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Re: sex or weed [Re: captain.koons]
    #141414 - 11/05/08 09:06 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

i dont mind tho
and usually we jus 69 so its all gravy


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Re: sex or weed [Re: Coaster]
    #141416 - 11/05/08 09:09 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

my head just doesn't belong between legs

I really wouldn't mind if it didn't taste like sweaty folds of nasty me thinks.

prehaps I'll never know


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Re: sex or weed [Re: captain.koons]
    #141417 - 11/05/08 09:13 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

vag juice is yummy :vaped:


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Re: sex or weed [Re: usg543]
    #141418 - 11/05/08 09:16 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

usg543 said:
sex > weed




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Re: sex or weed [Re: impgl]
    #141421 - 11/05/08 09:21 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

vaginas are fun to touch

weed is fun to do :discorex:


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Re: sex or weed [Re: Coaster]
    #141422 - 11/05/08 09:25 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

gross.


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Re: sex or weed [Re: captain.koons]
    #141423 - 11/05/08 09:35 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

well my gfs juicy pink pussay is tasty as fuK


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Re: sex or weed [Re: Coaster]
    #141424 - 11/05/08 09:36 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

you're probably just too brain damaged to taste things properly.


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Re: sex or weed [Re: captain.koons]
    #141425 - 11/05/08 09:36 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)


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Re: sex or weed [Re: Coaster]
    #141430 - 11/05/08 09:51 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

definitly go without weed...

unless you dont count anal:awesome:

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Re: sex or weed [Re: Coaster]
    #141431 - 11/05/08 09:53 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

You can actually change the taste down there. Like if I wanted a sweeter taste, I would eat more fruit like strawberries...If I wanted a stronger taste, I would eat spicier foods and garlic...


Yea that's all I thought I could contribute.

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Re: sex or weed [Re: bananatelephone]
    #141434 - 11/05/08 09:57 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

lol niiiiiiiice :vaped:


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Re: sex or weed [Re: FrozenReality]
    #141437 - 11/05/08 10:03 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

:getstoned::popcorn: what if I got cancer..wtf? id be too sick to fuck, so weed is best!


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Re: sex or weed [Re: bananatelephone]
    #141438 - 11/05/08 10:04 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

yeah but most people aren't going to eat stuff to change the taste of their cum.

celery and pineapple juice are supposed to work best.


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Re: sex or weed [Re: captain.koons]
    #141440 - 11/05/08 10:06 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

apparently potatoes are effective as well

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Re: sex or weed [Re: mel_lonta_tauda]
    #141441 - 11/05/08 10:06 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

:prance: wewt im havin those 2nite :prance:


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Re: sex or weed [Re: Coaster]
    #141447 - 11/05/08 10:15 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

:getstoned:

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Re: sex or weed [Re: Coaster]
    #141448 - 11/05/08 10:15 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

sex over weed

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Re: sex or weed [Re: mel_lonta_tauda]
    #141450 - 11/05/08 10:17 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

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apparently potatoes are effective as well




I wonder what sort of characteristics fruits/veggies need to have to work for this purpose.

I know celery works well because it aids in digestion and pineapples have a protein digesting enzyme which is what causes the tingling sensation when you eat it.


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Re: sex or weed [Re: captain.koons]
    #141495 - 11/05/08 11:50 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

I chose live without weed over sex..

But honestly you guys are crazy! i love going down on my gf, never complained once about taste or smell! i request it, i cant get enough and she loves it.
My suggestion is grow up and learn to enjoy it, bury your face in there and you'll never disappoint.


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Re: sex or weed [Re: anycolouryoulike]
    #141500 - 11/05/08 11:54 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

you grow up and stop eating snatch

real men dont eat pussy... haven't you watched the sopranos?


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Re: sex or weed [Re: captain.koons]
    #141568 - 11/06/08 09:46 AM (15 years, 5 months ago)

you are probably used to eating out fat bitches that have a sweaty snatch. Seriously it doesnt taste very bad and it makes them love you more


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Re: sex or weed [Re: captain.koons]
    #141576 - 11/06/08 10:12 AM (15 years, 5 months ago)

sex over weed

no question


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See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.

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Re: sex or weed [Re: still beLIEve]
    #141612 - 11/06/08 10:49 AM (15 years, 5 months ago)

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sex over weed

no question


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Re: sex or weed [Re: Voodoo]
    #141613 - 11/06/08 10:51 AM (15 years, 5 months ago)

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still beLIEve said:
smoke sexyweed

no question


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Re: sex or weed [Re: Coaster]
    #141615 - 11/06/08 10:52 AM (15 years, 5 months ago)

:lol: nice edit.

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Re: sex or weed [Re: bananatelephone]
    #141616 - 11/06/08 10:53 AM (15 years, 5 months ago)

lol Anna ur super kewlllllllllllllllllllllllllll
kewlest canadian by farrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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Re: sex or weed [Re: bananatelephone]
    #141617 - 11/06/08 10:53 AM (15 years, 5 months ago)

i smoke sexyweed


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Re: sex or weed [Re: Coaster]
    #141618 - 11/06/08 10:54 AM (15 years, 5 months ago)

i guess i really dont have a choice sex is just alot easier to get for me right now than weed but if it werent for sex i wouldn't even be able to smoke weed ( i wouldnt even be alive) so i vote sex

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Re: sex or weed [Re: Coaster]
    #141619 - 11/06/08 10:56 AM (15 years, 5 months ago)

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lol Anna ur super kewlllllllllllllllllllllllllll
kewlest canadian by farrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
:potleaf::potleaf::potleaf::potleaf::potleaf:




I dunno about that, there is a lot of cool Canadians...:grin: :heart:

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Re: sex or weed [Re: bananatelephone]
    #141620 - 11/06/08 11:00 AM (15 years, 5 months ago)

how about murder. you feel the last bit of breath leaving their body. you're looking into their eyes. a person in that situation is God!


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Re: sex or weed [Re: wowitch420]
    #141712 - 11/06/08 01:47 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

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you are probably used to eating out fat bitches that have a sweaty snatch. Seriously it doesnt taste very bad and it makes them love you more




I don't have the need to be loved "more".

If I get laid without eating snatch, who's the real winner here?


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Re: sex or weed [Re: captain.koons]
    #141716 - 11/06/08 01:50 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

i eat snatch it makes me horny as fuck.  plus i  get blowjobs afterwards.  im getting a blow job for my birthday and i get to take a bong rip right when i cum.  its going to be the best birthday ever LOL

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Re: sex or weed [Re: weezerfan19]
    #141719 - 11/06/08 01:52 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

id take the bongrip before


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Re: sex or weed [Re: Ted Bundy]
    #141747 - 11/06/08 02:40 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

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how about murder. you feel the last bit of breath leaving their body. you're looking into their eyes. a person in that situation is God!




lolserial killer puppet.

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Re: sex or weed [Re: bananatelephone]
    #142085 - 11/07/08 01:09 AM (15 years, 5 months ago)

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bananatelephone said:
You can actually change the taste down there. Like if I wanted a sweeter taste, I would eat more fruit like strawberries...If I wanted a stronger taste, I would eat spicier foods and garlic...


Yea that's all I thought I could contribute.




Stay away from fish or shellfish though. It gives the "fishy" smell and taste.

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Re: sex or weed [Re: blunt master]
    #142087 - 11/07/08 01:27 AM (15 years, 5 months ago)

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definitly go without weed...

unless you dont count anal:awesome:




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Re: sex or weed [Re: Ombient]
    #142088 - 11/07/08 01:34 AM (15 years, 5 months ago)

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Omni said:
Quote:

Ted Bundy said:
how about murder. you feel the last bit of breath leaving their body. you're looking into their eyes. a person in that situation is God!




lolserial killer puppet.




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Re: sex or weed [Re: captain.koons]
    #142550 - 11/08/08 05:06 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

I would hands down choose sex over weed.  Weed is great but it can't give you an orgasm.  But weed and sex together is the best :grin:

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Re: sex or weed [Re: WaydLover]
    #142552 - 11/08/08 05:07 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)


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Re: sex or weed [Re: wowitch420]
    #142579 - 11/08/08 05:51 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

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you are probably used to eating out fat bitches that have a sweaty snatch. Seriously it doesnt taste very bad and it makes them love you more




so true. any pussy worth fucking had better not smell bad in the first place. i have no problem going down. and, hes right. they love you more.


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See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.

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Re: sex or weed [Re: still beLIEve]
    #142583 - 11/08/08 05:55 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

We don't necessarily love you more since that is sorta shallow...But it makes us more happy because we feel like you love US more for doing it.

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Re: sex or weed [Re: bananatelephone]
    #142584 - 11/08/08 06:04 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

well i didnt necessarily say it was a direct correlation, i was just saying they do love it. and it ofter results in them being nicer (Seeming to love you more)

not that they in fact, love you the person more because your good at licking pussy


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niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.

Edited by still beLIEve (11/08/08 06:04 PM)

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Re: sex or weed [Re: still beLIEve]
    #142590 - 11/08/08 06:10 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

Because everyone indeed loves teh oral sex. :wink:

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Re: sex or weed [Re: bananatelephone]
    #142594 - 11/08/08 06:14 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

ONLY IF DONE RIGHT

if done right, its amazing
if its done by someone that thinks they are doing it right, but really suck then its fucking horrible and you dont know how to tell em

thats how it is with guys at least, i would assume girls too


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See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.

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Re: sex or weed [Re: still beLIEve]
    #142597 - 11/08/08 06:18 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

I guess pleasuring people is just a fine art, and requires natural skill and practice.

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Re: sex or weed [Re: bananatelephone]
    #142599 - 11/08/08 06:22 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

sounds about right

with a strong combination of natural skill and practice you can keep a girl busy for hours


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See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.

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Re: sex or weed [Re: still beLIEve]
    #142639 - 11/08/08 10:59 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

that's how it is when you give oral pleasure to guys????

I'm confused.


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Re: sex or weed [Re: still beLIEve]
    #142641 - 11/08/08 11:04 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

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still beLIEve said:
you can keep a girl busy for hours




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See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.

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Re: sex or weed [Re: still beLIEve]
    #142643 - 11/08/08 11:11 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

OHHHH my bad :smile:


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Re: sex or weed [Re: weezerfan19]
    #142657 - 11/09/08 12:41 AM (15 years, 5 months ago)

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lots of girls are like that.  if they dated a guy who smoked then automatically you are associated with all the bad things that guy did.




i conquered that shit, now my gf smokes with me :awesome:

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Re: sex or weed [Re: ungreatfuldead]
    #230267 - 05/22/09 09:13 AM (14 years, 10 months ago)

lol @ all these faggots who cant orally satisfy a woman. if your girls pussy taste nasty she needs to take a shower, drink more water, or lose some fucking weight. i'm with coaster here in the PPE (ProPussyEater) club, the real reason they don't like eating pussy is they probably cant make their girl cum or are just selfish meatheads. Also, guys who go down on their women get over 9000x more blowjobs.


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Re: sex or weed [Re: beatyou]
    #230578 - 05/22/09 03:18 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

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lol @ all these faggots who cant orally satisfy a woman. if your girls pussy taste nasty she needs to take a shower, drink more water, or lose some fucking weight. i'm with coaster here in the PPE (ProPussyEater) club, the real reason they don't like eating pussy is they probably cant make their girl cum or are just selfish meatheads. Also, guys who go down on their women get over 9000x more blowjobs.




only a select few get licked up on though...not just any chic. but if she keeps it clean and not nasty it's time for a snack :crazy2:


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Re: sex or weed [Re: FarBeyondDriven]
    #230602 - 05/22/09 04:39 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

yea a lot of girls don't even deserve to get their snatch licked they are just useless fuckbag baby machines.


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Re: sex or weed [Re: captain.koons]
    #230639 - 05/22/09 05:54 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

If you give up the snatch, you'll save a ton of cash by default, and have all the time in the world to got get high and do dumb shit all day. That would probly be fine for a while, but eventually, i wouldnt be able to deal with no poon. So i had to go with sex on this one, even though it was a tough choice.

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Re: sex or weed [Re: Integra21]
    #230726 - 05/23/09 12:55 AM (14 years, 10 months ago)

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If you give up the snatch, you'll save a ton of cash by default, and have all the time in the world to got get high and do dumb shit all day. That would probly be fine for a while, but eventually, i wouldnt be able to deal with no poon. So i had to go with sex on this one, even though it was a tough choice.




sex is different from eatin a girl's pussy. :yesnod:


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Re: sex or weed [Re: FrozenReality]
    #230868 - 05/23/09 01:07 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

Well, in terms of our species and the survival of our species, sex provides an important function: reproduction.

As for me, its a tough call.

I can smoke anytime but I can't have sex anytime. And sometimes smoking weed leads to sex ("Hey Billy, are you getting the munchies? 'Cause I got your Munchies right here!") and sex usually leads to smoking weed ("Hey Billy, you know what would feel really good right now, like 1,000 times better than a smoking a stoogie? A fat blunt that your roll on my naked ass? How's that sound Bill?"). They go hand-n-hand like masturbation and showers or weed and fruit roll-ups.

And the problem get MORE complicated since every time I roll in bed with a girl, I roll a joint beforehand so we can smoke it and lead into some
passionate love making "Yeeaah, that was nice, but I gotta go..."). And one of my biggest turn-ons is when a pretty girl takes a nice, dank bud, holds it up to her nose, takes a deep whiff, then instantly smiles and say's "Wow!". Turns me on every time I see it!

So, I would have to pick the Sex one, because you can't have children by "hitting" that bong.

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