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 vitaminTHC
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 Best stoner job 
#119890 - 09/09/08 02:08 PM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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WHAT IS IT???
I really need a job to pay my rent at the end of the month. Do you guys have any ideas??? Serious ideas! I was excited to find a job opening at a casino near LA but found out at the last minute they drug test. Total bummer. Any ideas???
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j0nnyb0y05
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Re: Best stoner job [Re: vitaminTHC]
#119895 - 09/09/08 02:12 PM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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any serving job at resturants....but the best stoner job is pizza delivery. you can smoke in your car haha your never around ur boss when your outside work. plus sometimes you roll up to stoners houses and they give u hits
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 Roxum
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Re: Best stoner job [Re: j0nnyb0y05]
#119897 - 09/09/08 02:14 PM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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j0nnyb0y05 said:
any serving job at resturants....but the best stoner job is pizza delivery. you can smoke in your car haha your never around ur boss when your outside work. plus sometimes you roll up to stoners houses and they give u hits
QFT
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LordOfChaos
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Re: Best stoner job [Re: Roxum]
#119910 - 09/09/08 02:34 PM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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I deliver pizza at night. Best stoner job ever! Make lots of extra money in tips, so thats great in case I need some quick cash that night for anything. I bring home free pizza whenever i want, so thats great munchie food. The boss at work knows everyone that smokes, but he doesn't care at all. You can go to work stoned outta your mind and they don't care. Some of the insiders drink on the job lol.
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0xYg3n
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Re: Best stoner job [Re: LordOfChaos]
#119913 - 09/09/08 02:37 PM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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Do you ever get tipped with weed?
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beatyou
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Re: Best stoner job [Re: 0xYg3n]
#119921 - 09/09/08 02:52 PM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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0xYg3n said:
Do you ever get tipped with weed?
A really cute girl delivered out pizza one time and we invited her inside to smoke a couple bowls. So yes, that happens. Also given a dominos guy a fat ROOR rip for his tip. they are usually fine with it, cheaper than giving actual tip also.
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vitaminTHC
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Re: Best stoner job [Re: j0nnyb0y05]
#119956 - 09/09/08 04:18 PM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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Funny that this is the only job mentioned. I used to work for a pizza delivery place but unfortunately it was in the heart of LA and a VERY high stress job. They gave me a map and like 10 pizzas and just said figure it out. If I did get stoned at work I wouldn't have been able to do it. I quit that job and to be honest I'm glad I did. I would have done that job in a smaller town but way too stressful in LA.
Any other ideas? I'm going to shower and shave and then head out. Any other input will be greatly appreciated!
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slackophage
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Re: Best stoner job [Re: beatyou]
#119958 - 09/09/08 04:20 PM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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Buddy of mine works delivering pizzas for a place right down the road. He'll show up at the door with spare pizzas to trade for bong hits, or if he just needs a spot to chill and roast one.
Best stoner job IMO is sysadmin/IT for a small company. If you're competent and your systems don't break left & right, you get to slack off at a computer all day. Get with the right company, and you can smoke all day too.
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DungenessDank
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Re: Best stoner job [Re: slackophage]
#119964 - 09/09/08 04:25 PM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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If you don't mind long hours, hard work, and good pay, get a job on a fishing boat, most fisherman smoke weed or don't care if you do on the job, just be ready to claim it for yours or ditch it overboard if the coasties show up.
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slackophage
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"long hours" and "hard work" aren't the first things that come to mind when I think "stoner job" though....to each their own 
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vitaminTHC
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Great idea. But again, I live in the heart of Los Angeles. Not very practical. And I have a dog that would poo everywhere while I was on a boat. haha
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Mungo
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Re: Best stoner job [Re: vitaminTHC]
#119968 - 09/09/08 04:30 PM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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Security guard.
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THEBats
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Re: Best stoner job [Re: Mungo]
#119969 - 09/09/08 04:34 PM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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see if any dispensaries need help.
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kickin-two-hundo said:
you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day. 
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DungenessDank
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Re: Best stoner job [Re: Mungo]
#119971 - 09/09/08 04:36 PM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
Mungo said:
Security guard.
Bingo, my buddy in the city smokes copious amounts and works security. He sits in a bank all day and reads books, bullshits with people, etc all day. Pretty stoner friendly, you'd be amazed how many people who work at the bank smoke too.
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vitaminTHC
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Don't you need a security guard card for that stuff? I got no time to train for shit! 
Although that would be a sick job.
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DungenessDank
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Re: Best stoner job [Re: vitaminTHC]
#119979 - 09/09/08 04:48 PM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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Nope, he just showed up and got the job starting at minimum wage, and he gets a raise ever quarter or so. I'm sure if you took training while working you could make even more.
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vitaminTHC
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Re: Best stoner job [Re: vitaminTHC]
#119994 - 09/09/08 05:02 PM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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Wow, I'm going to look into that. thanks man!
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Re: Best stoner job [Re: Roxum]
#120097 - 09/09/08 11:03 PM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
j0nnyb0y05 said:....but the best stoner job is pizza delivery.
I've worked for Domino's for well over a year now. It is THE BEST job a stoner can have. It's just me, my car, and my bud. The busier it get's inside, the more I'm in my car on the road. On a busy day like Friday, you may come in at 5:30 and be out of the store on a delivery the entire night(except coming in to grab another delivery).
Needless to say massive bud amounts are consumed while at work. My pipe is my companion at work. I've brought my bong once, but it's hard to conceal and I usually like to waith til the end of the day to let it fry me.
I've get smoked out on occasion, and I like to see the look on their faces when the pizza guy pulls out a loaded pipe to match it.
Just remember, Rhotos and Ozium is the magic behind it. It is IMO the best eyedrop/airspray combo made. I like to throw in a cig here or there sometimes if it gets to wreaking too bad.
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Tripp420
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Re: Best stoner job [Re: Mungo]
#120105 - 09/09/08 11:33 PM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
Mungo said:
Security guard.
my cousins boyfriend works as one at a casino....
sits and stares at the parking lot all night blazed outta his mind....
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usg543
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Re: Best stoner job [Re: Tripp420]
#120112 - 09/10/08 12:06 AM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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most security guards make shit. pretty much minimum wage. how you live off that? not sure.
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Tripp420
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Re: Best stoner job [Re: usg543]
#120116 - 09/10/08 12:24 AM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
usg543 said:
most security guards make shit. pretty much minimum wage. how you live off that? not sure.
he sells on the side....
like most stoners makin minimum wage....
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Skunk420
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Re: Best stoner job [Re: vitaminTHC]
#120121 - 09/10/08 12:30 AM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
vitaminTHC said:
WHAT IS IT???
I really need a job to pay my rent at the end of the month. Do you guys have any ideas??? Serious ideas! I was excited to find a job opening at a casino near LA but found out at the last minute they drug test. Total bummer. Any ideas???
..it is the hemp plant salad, dinner, movie i ever seen,,,,,??????
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blunt master
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Re: Best stoner job [Re: Skunk420]
#120171 - 09/10/08 10:18 AM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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i'd say go with pizza delivery. my freind used to deliver pizzas and sometimes id go on deliveries with him and we would just smoke blunts and listen to music. it seemed like the chillest job ever his bosses didn't care that he smoked and he made decent money including tips
and once he actually got a joint as a tip from some hippie stoner guy
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Brugman
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Re: Best stoner job [Re: vitaminTHC]
#120173 - 09/10/08 10:25 AM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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I'm a cook and I get stoned every day at work, but it can be really hectic at times.. so we usually wait till end of the shift to rock the ganj.
Listening to good music, goofing off when it's slow.. it can be fun. I find it to be a pretty good stoner job.
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Liquidkick
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Re: Best stoner job [Re: vitaminTHC]
#120372 - 09/10/08 07:11 PM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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I believe the best job for a stoner would be trading the financial markets.
You can make your trades early in the morning when volatility is high which is what you would want if you are a day trader.
Then you could toke up and take your time researching for the next day to set up your trades.
never trade when stoned or hungover.
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Agent00
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Re: Best stoner job [Re: Tripp420]
#120375 - 09/10/08 07:29 PM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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Um..... dealer.
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wowitch420
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Re: Best stoner job [Re: Agent00]
#120381 - 09/10/08 07:44 PM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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bud tester
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DungenessDank
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Re: Best stoner job [Re: Tripp420]
#120383 - 09/10/08 07:47 PM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
Tripp420 said:
Quote:
usg543 said:
most security guards make shit. pretty much minimum wage. how you live off that? not sure.
he sells on the side....
like most stoners makin minimum wage....
Yep, my buddy sells just enough to pay for what he smokes.
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Skunk420
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Re: Best stoner job [Re: vitaminTHC]
#120388 - 09/10/08 07:51 PM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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Playing video games for pay..playing new video games that just have been created.
Playing games for money would be sooo cool!
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this is so fucking exiting..
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Roxum
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Re: Best stoner job [Re: Skunk420]
#120428 - 09/10/08 09:11 PM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
Skunk420 said:
Playing video games for pay..playing new video games that just have been created.
Playing games for money would be sooo cool!
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zippo420
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Re: Best stoner job [Re: Skunk420]
#120437 - 09/10/08 09:49 PM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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Security Guard
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freepain
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Re: Best stoner job [Re: zippo420]
#120441 - 09/10/08 10:03 PM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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Graphic Designer for sure all i do is sit around and work when i feel like it lol.
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PsilocybinMike
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Re: Best stoner job [Re: vitaminTHC]
#120485 - 09/10/08 11:06 PM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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Best stoner job.... writer/author. No boss. No rules. No scheduale. You just have to be sufficiently clever and and creative to succeed at it.
I'm workin on it...
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mel_lonta_tauda
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Re: Best stoner job [Re: Agent00]
#120541 - 09/10/08 11:58 PM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
Agent00 said:
Um..... dealer.
 QFT
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