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 LordOfChaos
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 The wife just laid down the law. 
#118235 - 09/04/08 08:43 PM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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She did, and now i can't grow weed anymore in the house or on our property. Should i:
A. Do it anyways
B. Do what she says
C. Dry smash her shitbox
or D. Stal
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Re: The wife just laid down the law. [Re: LordOfChaos]
#118238 - 09/04/08 08:44 PM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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acdc
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 captain.koons
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Re: The wife just laid down the law. [Re: LordOfChaos]
#118239 - 09/04/08 08:45 PM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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if you have to ask us
your wife probably doesn't even exist :o
seriously though, if you have to ask us it sounds like you're going to do what she says.
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bananatelephone
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Re: The wife just laid down the law. [Re: LordOfChaos]
#118240 - 09/04/08 08:45 PM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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Well, I imagine she gave you the ole "me or the weed" ultimatum...?
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Re: The wife just laid down the law. [Re: captain.koons]
#118242 - 09/04/08 08:46 PM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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slap that ho with you dick.
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you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day. 
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ShroomMan
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Re: The wife just laid down the law. [Re: ShroomMan]
#118246 - 09/04/08 08:49 PM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
ShroomMan said:
acdc
In this order.
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NobodyImportant
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Re: The wife just laid down the law. [Re: ShroomMan]
#118248 - 09/04/08 08:50 PM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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do it off your property for a while then slowly move it back 
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LordOfChaos
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Re: The wife just laid down the law. [Re: NobodyImportant]
#118255 - 09/04/08 08:58 PM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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I wasn't asking, i was just being funny. Im basically just bitching because my wife is telling me what to do again. Actually she is smart and hot, so im going to listen to her until the kids are graduated and out of the house. Then i will do whatever the fuck i want, and she can gtfo if she doesn't like it.
Btw, don't ever get married. It's like living with the governemnt. Only she doesn't fuck me like the government does.
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Coaster
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Re: The wife just laid down the law. [Re: LordOfChaos]
#118259 - 09/04/08 09:00 PM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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im practically married but i run shit and im the one in control of the sex, money, and dr00gz
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bananatelephone
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Re: The wife just laid down the law. [Re: LordOfChaos]
#118260 - 09/04/08 09:00 PM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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I do not plan on getting married.
You could always just grow on OTHER peoples property....without them knowing...
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slackophage
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Re: The wife just laid down the law. [Re: bananatelephone]
#118262 - 09/04/08 09:02 PM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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Same here. Modern marriage is a sham.
Just a bunch of legal bullshit that fucks up an otherwise good thing.
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captain.koons
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Re: The wife just laid down the law. [Re: bananatelephone]
#118263 - 09/04/08 09:03 PM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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if I did get married id make sure I was the shot caller
im too much of an asshole for a girl to want to marry :E
if your growing outdoors thats how it usually works, growing in your backyard if in city limits is fairly heatbag.
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Coaster
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Re: The wife just laid down the law. [Re: captain.koons]
#118264 - 09/04/08 09:04 PM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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im too much of an asshole for a girl to want to marry :E
lol i thought that 2 until i bet my bitch
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Re: The wife just laid down the law. [Re: LordOfChaos]
#118265 - 09/04/08 09:04 PM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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A + C 
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bananatelephone
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Re: The wife just laid down the law. [Re: captain.koons]
#118266 - 09/04/08 09:04 PM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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You are an asshole? Never knew that.
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LordOfChaos
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Re: The wife just laid down the law. [Re: Coaster]
#118287 - 09/04/08 09:18 PM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
Coaster said:
im practically married but i run shit and im the one in control of the sex, money, and dr00gz
You are until you put a ring on her finger. I used to be you once. Every person i know that is married got a big fucking suprise after the wedding. Never get married. Ever. If they start bitching about it, kick them to the curb.
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Re: The wife just laid down the law. [Re: Ombient]
#118289 - 09/04/08 09:19 PM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
Omni said:
A + C
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Re: The wife just laid down the law. [Re: Ombient]
#118292 - 09/04/08 09:21 PM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
Omni said:
Quote:
Omni said:
A + C
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Re: The wife just laid down the law. [Re: ShroomMan]
#118294 - 09/04/08 09:26 PM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
ShroomMan said:
Quote:
ShroomMan said:
acdc
In this order.
QFT
btw why dont i have a birthday cake on my namez 
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slackophage
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Re: The wife just laid down the law. [Re: b0b gnarley]
#118296 - 09/04/08 09:28 PM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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Cause you didn't set your bday in your profile?
Edit: Oh yeah, happy birthday! 
Edited by slackophage (09/04/08 09:29 PM)
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Coaster
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Re: The wife just laid down the law. [Re: LordOfChaos]
#118297 - 09/04/08 09:28 PM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
LordOfChaos said:
Quote:
Coaster said:
im practically married but i run shit and im the one in control of the sex, money, and dr00gz
You are until you put a ring on her finger. I used to be you once. Every person i know that is married got a big fucking suprise after the wedding. Never get married. Ever. If they start bitching about it, kick them to the curb.
well i alrdy popped teh Q, but i didnt have a ring but she said yes
explain how everything went kapootZ after the honeym00n
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Re: The wife just laid down the law. [Re: b0b gnarley]
#118299 - 09/04/08 09:30 PM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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Its not ur birthday 
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captain.koons
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Re: The wife just laid down the law. [Re: Coaster]
#118304 - 09/04/08 09:33 PM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
Coaster said:
im too much of an asshole for a girl to want to marry :E
lol i thought that 2 until i bet my bitch
Most of my relationships have ended because I would be too "destructive" or "negative" I get along with some of my lady friends all the time but with them I like to keep it in the "friendship" to "friends with benefits" zone.
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bananatelephone said:
You are an asshole? Never knew that.
sarcasm?
I try to get along with people, but I have a temper and a half... probably wouldn't show much online.
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Re: The wife just laid down the law. [Re: ShroomMan]
#118307 - 09/04/08 09:36 PM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
ShroomMan said:
Its not ur birthday
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captain.koons
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Re: The wife just laid down the law. [Re: slackophage]
#118309 - 09/04/08 09:37 PM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
slackophage said:
Same here. Modern marriage is a sham.
Just a bunch of legal bullshit that fucks up an otherwise good thing.
I agree, I don't see the point of marriage. It also has that Christian feel to it, really it's a religious event.
If I ever got married, I'd be leaning towards getting a prenumptual agreement.... really though I don't want to get married, or have kids.
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ShroomMan
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Re: The wife just laid down the law. [Re: b0b gnarley]
#118310 - 09/04/08 09:37 PM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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Hey look its your birthday!
Happy Birthday!
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Re: The wife just laid down the law. [Re: ShroomMan]
#118324 - 09/04/08 09:46 PM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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word. birthdays on thursdays are lame but imma have a fat party this weekend 
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ShroomMan
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Re: The wife just laid down the law. [Re: b0b gnarley]
#118326 - 09/04/08 09:47 PM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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Same.
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ShroomMan
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Re: The wife just laid down the law. [Re: ShroomMan]
#118328 - 09/04/08 09:47 PM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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Gettin drunk as fuck tomorrow.
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captain.koons
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Re: The wife just laid down the law. [Re: b0b gnarley]
#118331 - 09/04/08 09:48 PM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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happy birthday you two!
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Re: The wife just laid down the law. [Re: ShroomMan]
#118332 - 09/04/08 09:48 PM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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happy birthday dude! 
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ShroomMan
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Re: The wife just laid down the law. [Re: b0b gnarley]
#118334 - 09/04/08 09:49 PM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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Cheers!
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Re: The wife just laid down the law. [Re: ShroomMan]
#118337 - 09/04/08 09:50 PM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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cracking my first beer...corona!
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ShroomMan
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Re: The wife just laid down the law. [Re: b0b gnarley]
#118341 - 09/04/08 09:52 PM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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I dont have any beer atm just other Dr00gz . Ill stop by the beerstore tomorrow.
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Re: The wife just laid down the law. [Re: ShroomMan]
#118351 - 09/04/08 09:55 PM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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i have no self control im suprised this beer made it
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ShroomMan
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Re: The wife just laid down the law. [Re: b0b gnarley]
#118354 - 09/04/08 09:56 PM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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I'm a quick drinker, i like to get loaded fast.
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Re: The wife just laid down the law. [Re: ShroomMan]
#118358 - 09/04/08 09:58 PM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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you gotta drink it fast to get drunk! my liver hates me hahaha
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LordOfChaos
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Re: The wife just laid down the law. [Re: Coaster]
#118362 - 09/04/08 09:59 PM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
Coaster said:
Quote:
LordOfChaos said:
Quote:
Coaster said:
im practically married but i run shit and im the one in control of the sex, money, and dr00gz
You are until you put a ring on her finger. I used to be you once. Every person i know that is married got a big fucking suprise after the wedding. Never get married. Ever. If they start bitching about it, kick them to the curb.
well i alrdy popped teh Q, but i didnt have a ring but she said yes
explain how everything went kapootZ after the honeym00n
Believe me man, if i could explain it, let alone understand it, i wouldn't be in this situation lol. I love her to much to leave her. I love her more than life itself. She knows this, and takes advantage of it. Woman know that they are the bosses. They just bide their time until they can strike. They know they have what you want, what you need. They will withhold it for years if they have to. You will comply in the end. If you want to stay married you will. Once the kids start popping out, you have no way out anyways, because you love her, and you are tied to her. She knows this, and she will use it against you till the day you die. Then she will live on for the next 30 years on your money, and finally live in the peace that she has strived for. If they could bite off your head like a praying mantis, i have no doubt that they would. I am drunk and trying to be funny, at the same time im attemping to get my point across. You marry her, and that is the first step you will take to her pwning you.
I can't explain it anymore than that. It's like she is the drug, and you are the junky. You will do anything to hold this perfect beautiful thing, but there is a price to hold it. Your complete compliance. she will let you think you can "lay down the law", she will let you think that you are the master. The kids will start comming, and she will start lowing the bar she allows you to pass under freely. In the end, when you realize you have the devil by her horns, then you will know what it is to be married. If you stay with her this long, you know you have been had. But you are comfortable in your hole, because she takes care of you there. But she controls the bars that allows you to come out of it.
Roar! I commend woman in this capture of the male! You are masters, and we men do not understand until we are caught. EVERY SINGLE MARRIED MAN I KNOW FEELS THIS WAY TO SOME DEGREE. I lie not.
I need a refill on my drink. BRB
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Re: The wife just laid down the law. [Re: b0b gnarley]
#118390 - 09/04/08 10:14 PM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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b0b gnarley
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Re: The wife just laid down the law. [Re: LordOfChaos]
#118392 - 09/04/08 10:17 PM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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you're depressing as fuck. but thanks for the warning i guess.
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Re: The wife just laid down the law. [Re: b0b gnarley]
#118394 - 09/04/08 10:17 PM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
b0b gnarley said:
cracking my first beer...corona!
i had corona last night 
and happy birfffday btw 
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b0b gnarley
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Re: The wife just laid down the law. [Re: ShroomMan]
#118395 - 09/04/08 10:18 PM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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he got laid after that
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ShroomMan
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Re: The wife just laid down the law. [Re: b0b gnarley]
#118412 - 09/04/08 10:28 PM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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bananatelephone
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Re: The wife just laid down the law. [Re: captain.koons]
#118536 - 09/05/08 07:50 AM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
captain.koons said:
Quote:
bananatelephone said:
You are an asshole? Never knew that.
sarcasm?
I try to get along with people, but I have a temper and a half... probably wouldn't show much online.
No sarcasm, you always seem like a friendly d00d.
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captain.koons
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Re: The wife just laid down the law. [Re: bananatelephone]
#118538 - 09/05/08 08:29 AM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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I do my best to behave, definately easier online.
Working on it at school... so far so good.
Maybe I realize theres no gain being an asshole online, I'd rather be thought of as friendly than try to gain face on a forum, not really sure. People definately piss me off on this forum though but what can you do about it?
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